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[Death8the8Kid8]

Real men drink Dr. Pepper.
Had to say it.
Oh, and real men wear top hats all day err day while walking away from the Possessed Abomination blowing up behind them. While downing that man's team.

[Stardusk]

Heldarion wrote...

Real men camp the landing zone during wave 11.

Real men rage-gel on wave 1 (or all the time?! Dunno)

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.


For those interested in the history:

It stems from yesterday when I was playing a private Gold match and at some point there were 4 of us clustered for a good minute in the landing zone during wave 11 on Ghost, when one guy said "why are we camping the LZ?" to which several responses were made, until I said "Real men camp wave 11 in the LZ" which set off a laughing bomb. So now we just use the following template:

"Real men [insert a really stupid thing]"

Now I ask You! What do real men do? 

Real men pay alimony for years after their wives have divorced them because if they do not, they will be imprisoned by the state.

[darkpassenger2342]

Stardusk wrote...

Heldarion wrote...

Real men camp the landing zone during wave 11.

Real men rage-gel on wave 1 (or all the time?! Dunno)

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.


For those interested in the history:

It stems from yesterday when I was playing a private Gold match and at some point there were 4 of us clustered for a good minute in the landing zone during wave 11 on Ghost, when one guy said "why are we camping the LZ?" to which several responses were made, until I said "Real men camp wave 11 in the LZ" which set off a laughing bomb. So now we just use the following template:

"Real men [insert a really stupid thing]"

Now I ask You! What do real men do? 

Real men pay alimony for years after their wives have divorced them because if they do not, they will be imprisoned by the state.

REAL men kill those money-hungry Ex-wives and make sure the body is never found.

Modifié par darkpassenger2342, 22 novembre 2012 - 09:00 .

[Farosyrn]

Annomander wrote...

Farosyrn wrote...

Annomander wrote...

Real men don't play infiltrator: infiltrators are for girls.

I don't know about you, but...isn't the infiltrating usually the men's part?  [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]

Infiltrating into a lady's sanctum without her permission is not allowed in my country.

I do not condone such nefarious deeds. It's a girls right to say no, and assert that you do not infiltrate her sanctum.

It was also punishable by death in the empire.

Your move, primitives!

Oh, you know my moves. Don't pretend.

[Omega_Spectre]

Real men play as female Quarians because of DAT AZZ!

Also, doughnut hole.

Doughnut.

Hole.

That is all.

[Titus Thongger]

real men throw grenades and dont look at explosions as entire spawns die in their wake

[iOnlySignIn]

Heldarion wrote...

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.

That is like, more than 70% of the games I've played.

It's the fastest way to max your manifest (without great regular teammates). I did it in slightly under 500 hours.

Nobody kicks me when I top score - and top scoring Gold PUGs is really easy.

But I won't call it manliness. Just basic mathematical awareness.

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 22 novembre 2012 - 09:11 .

[darkpassenger2342]

Titus Thongger wrote...

real men throw grenades and dont look at explosions as entire spawns die in their wake

Because cool guys don't look at explosions.
they blow it up and they walk away.

[Yuqi]

doozerdude wrote...

Real men boys say "lolboobs" when they hear a girl using a mic.

fix'd 

[NexionSE]

Real men dont use medigels to revive but by useing missile-combo-thermalclip pack insted

[Heldarion]

Real Men camp the center of Firebase Rio ALL THE TIME.

[Destructo-Bot]

El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...

Real man play Platinum matches... With a Phaestom.

http://youtu.be/xd_tR_jnJpM?hd=1

Heldarion wrote...

Real Men camp the center of Firebase Rio ALL THE TIME.

With my Demolisher I can bomb all the spawns from the center and there are 6 ammo crates in running distance for extra refills

Modifié par Destructo-Bot, 22 novembre 2012 - 10:39 .

[HolyAvenger]

Destructo-Bot wrote...

El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...

Real man play Platinum matches... With a Phaestom.

http://youtu.be/xd_tR_jnJpM?hd=1

Should've done the run on Condor for maximum awesome.

Nonetheless, loved it, big fan of themed runs

Modifié par HolyAvenger, 22 novembre 2012 - 10:37 .

[Miclotov]

Real men don't create threads about fake heroism. They just do their job and don't brag.

[Destructo-Bot]

HolyAvenger wrote...

Destructo-Bot wrote...

El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...

Real man play Platinum matches... With a Phaestom.

http://youtu.be/xd_tR_jnJpM?hd=1

Should've done the run on Condor for maximum awesome.

Nonetheless, loved it, big fan of themed runs

Thanks! I have a 4x Drell run uploading right now. I'll be posting a thread tomorrow!

[The Mysterious Stranger]

Heldarion wrote...

Real men camp the landing zone during wave 11.

Real men rage-gel on wave 1 (or all the time?! Dunno)

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.

Hey, I do most of those things most often. 

Modifié par The Mysterious Stranger, 22 novembre 2012 - 10:47 .

[4ut0b4hn5child27]

Real Men Loves Playing sword each other

[HusarX]

Real men use only female characters.
Real men stunlock Geth.

[Zorinho20_CRO]

Annomander wrote...


Real men don't wait for revives.

Real men use a rocket to kill a single atlas: just because it was in your way.

Real men get 25 melee kills medals, while playing platinum collectors with a volus.

Real men headbutt banshees to death.... just because they can.

Real men charge in to headbutt the praetorian to death, regardless of sync kills.

Real men always carry a shotgun.

Real men bellow "HAW HAW!" (krogan laugh) after melee'ing a possessed abomination to death, striding past the corpses of the team mates he's just blown up with said possessed abomination.

Real men score 150k on platinum with a krogan sentinel specced for pure melee.

Real men don't play kroguard, because, its too girly.

Real men don't play infiltrator: infiltrators are for girls.

I noticed interesting thing in your Krogan solo platinum video.
Namely ,your character name is "Kurac".In croatian, that is vulgar expression for penis.
But,it fits well in this thread,I guess.

[FasterThanFTL]

Real Men use Rockets on Swarmers, Turrets, Drones, Seeker Swarms.

[Twinkles DeVere]

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

Titus Thongger wrote...

real men throw grenades and dont look at explosions as entire spawns die in their wake

Because cool guys don't look at explosions.
they blow it up and they walk away.

Word

Modifié par Twinkles DeVere, 22 novembre 2012 - 11:43 .

[poonts]

iOnlySignIn wrote...

Heldarion wrote...

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.

That is like, more than 70% of the games I've played.

It's the fastest way to max your manifest (without great regular teammates). I did it in slightly under 500 hours.

Nobody kicks me when I top score - and top scoring Gold PUGs is really easy.

But I won't call it manliness. Just basic mathematical awareness.

i am aware of math as well. 


but I still gear up

[joker_jack]

Real men don't use grenades. They just say Chuck Norris and the spawn blow themselves up in fear.

[poonts]

upinya slayin wrote...


. . . . you have to drive with yoru pants down on the next hole )

nice golf reference worked into bsn! +8 (inches) to you good sir

[billy the squid]

vivanto wrote...

Only real men frequent BSN.

Haha. This end thread/ BSN, the place were sanity comes to die.