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[Twinkles DeVere]

billy the squid wrote...

vivanto wrote...

Only real men frequent BSN.

Haha. This end thread/ BSN, the place were sanity comes to die.

And children come to swear at each other...

[ISeeRainbows]

A real men lash abominations in the middle of group.

[BridgeBurner]

zorinho20 wrote...

I noticed interesting thing in your Krogan solo platinum video.
Namely ,your character name is "Kurac".In croatian, that is vulgar expression for penis.
But,it fits well in this thread,I guess.

Ja razbio tvoju sestru na straznja vrata u!

Just joking.

I played a video game with a bunch of croatian guys for quite some time, and they taught me how to be vulgar in hrvatski.

Real men swear in mutliple languages; one language is not enough!

[Zorinho20_CRO]

Annomander wrote...

zorinho20 wrote...

I noticed interesting thing in your Krogan solo platinum video.
Namely ,your character name is "Kurac".In croatian, that is vulgar expression for penis.
But,it fits well in this thread,I guess.

Ja razbio tvoju sestru na straznja vrata u!

Just joking.

I played a video game with a bunch of croatian guys for quite some time, and they taught me how to be vulgar in hrvatski.

Real men swear in mutliple languages; one language is not enough!

Better not to play with me then,because when s hit  the fan,my curses are so terrible,that I put even sailors to shame:)

[kaecyus]

Real Men use Medkits when they are in trouble.
Real Men create distractions and loop round to revive you when you are in trouble.
Real Men don't detonate their powers early (;D)

[Heldarion]

Real men overload biotically primed targets.

[ISeeRainbows]

The Real Men using IV consumables on Bronze/Silver and not using consumables on Gold.
The Real Men does not throw any grenade when playing with the Demolisher.
The Real Men using medigel always, even if a teammate is right next to him.
The Real Men skip charge with vanguards.
The Real Men stealing kills from others, and if they die dont revive them to get more points.
The Real Men do not do any objectives, rather killing mobs.

[BridgeBurner]

ISeeRainbows wrote...

The Real Men do not do any objectives, rather killing mobs.

Objectives? What are those? Oh, you mean those things that my team completes on waves 3,6 and 10 whilst I'm busy bombing spawns with a batarian soldier?

[Heldarion]

Annomander wrote...

ISeeRainbows wrote...

The Real Men do not do any objectives, rather killing mobs.

Objectives? What are those? Oh, you mean those things that my team completes on waves 3,6 and 10 whilst I'm busy bombing spawns with a batarian soldier?

Objectives? Ah yes, we have dissmissed those claims.

[ISeeRainbows]

Heldarion wrote...

Annomander wrote...

ISeeRainbows wrote...

The Real Men do not do any objectives, rather killing mobs.

Objectives? What are those? Oh, you mean those things that my team completes on waves 3,6 and 10 whilst I'm busy bombing spawns with a batarian soldier?

Ah yes "Objectives". The things that are waiting us to activate or escort them. We have dismissed that claim.

fixed 

Also,

Real Men stay outside on Hazard Ghost all the time when playing non-vanguard character without using ops pack in the entire match.
Real Men kill enemies with Tech Armor. On gold.
Real Men do not using sprint trick to carry faster the pizza.
Real Men do not shooting enemies on weak points.
Real Men grab possessed abominations over cover and rage gels if he died.
Real Men let the useless teammate bleed out, by pressing on revive then moving away before the animation finishes. May shoot a rocket on his corpse.
Real Men shooting the swarm on Hazard Glacier when he see a teammate near it.
Real Men using ops pack to survive when he is trapped in Hazard Reactor. Then later, taking revenge on everyone by trap them there and watch them bleed out.
Real Men never shoot at the belly of the Banshee, because The Real Men never hurts babies.
Real Men listen to music while playing and turn off the game sounds, because The Real Men trust in his insticts, not need to hear where enemies coming from.
Real Men set a killstreak without using a missile/grenades.
Real Men flood the killfeed with Swarmer kills. By using a rocket.
Real Men does not let himself sync-killed. If that happens, in the next wave annihilate everything just to prove his skill.

Modifié par ISeeRainbows, 23 novembre 2012 - 01:28 .

[shadowkinz]

Real men rocket to save noobs on wave 5

[Cundu_Ertur]

Real Men get Ryncol Light commercials.

[doozerdude]

Yuqi wrote...

doozerdude wrote...

Real men boys say "lolboobs" when they hear a girl using a mic.

fix'd 

That was sort of the point...

[mackfactor]

Real men make no effort to help with objectives.

Real men get killed across the map during a hack and then whine about not getting rezzed.

(If you couldn't tell, people that ignore objective waves make me homicidal.)

[MaxShine]

Real men have to use the Batarian heavy melee at least 10 times per wave

[taplonaplo]

Real men use harrier X...
...on an infiltrator...
...with amps...
...on Bronze!

[shadowkinz]

Annomander wrote...

TheThirdSpectre wrote...

Whether your joking or not, the Krogan Vanguard and Infiltrators are not for girls...What a queer.

Krogan vanguard is an easy mode class for people who can't play properly.

So are infiltrators; infiltrators are popular because they are easy.

Deal with it kiddo.

If you were a man you'd play something more demanding.

And try not to use homphobic slurs around me, it doesn't make you big or tough, it just makes you immature.

Hey i like you, don't talk mean about my king krogan lol =P

You telling me headbutting primes isn't manly? CMON NOW!!!

ErrorTagUnknown wrote...

Dimlor wrote...

HolyAvenger wrote...

Real me play ME3 MP on a laptop. With a touchpad.

I was going to say this XD-

i dont have the link but id like to add......  only touching the keys with a stick in their mouth

That video is both extremely inspiring and depressing.. i couldn't watch it but it made me happy knowing he did it

Modifié par shadowkinz, 23 novembre 2012 - 03:33 .

[shadowkinz]

Illusive Man hates Shepard wrote...

Real men are real men

The womans are like dolls, you can dress them, you can undress them, you can beat her up, you can play with her mind

But Remember: Real men Never play with dolls

dude omg... LOOOOL.. i had to take a pic of the post and send it to a friend.  I'm not a sexist but that was hilarious as hell

[shadowkinz]

jkthunder wrote...

Real men go rambo during objectives just for the points, and when they die on the other side of the map, they don't gel. (I assume this has already been listed here somewhere)

Anyway. Glad I'm a grrrl

*complimentary "real man" flirtatious post*

[shadowkinz]

Kenadian wrote...

Real men say "Real men do x" in a manly Eastern European accent.

Farosyrn wrote...

Annomander wrote...

Real men don't play infiltrator: infiltrators are for girls.

I don't know about you, but...isn't the infiltrating usually the men's part?  [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]

www.youtube.com/watch    fast forward to the part with legion

Happy Shepard wrote...

Real men only use Asari, Female Quarians and the Shadow.

fury dude....


Real men loop swarmers and seekers onto a string and wear them as a belt.

Modifié par shadowkinz, 23 novembre 2012 - 03:49 .

[CrimsonN7]

When I'm mic'd and go down real men are quick to rush to my aid, who says chivalry is dead lol!

[shadowkinz]

Real men take banshees out on dates, b/c real men know booty is booty.

[PureGeth]

Real men say that's what real men do.