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[Malanek]

TheCourier_1 wrote...

Real men go commando (i.e. don't wear any undies) in their armour and kite a solo platinum match for an hour, running (?flapping) around Giant. And bravely endure any scrotal pain or red-raw chafing afterwards.

Real men don't kite. They take that Banshee on head on. Even when there is more than one.

[doozerdude]

taplonaplo wrote...

Real men use harrier X...
...on an infiltrator...
...with amps...
...on Bronze!

Lol I've been kicked for that

[shadowkinz]

kaecyus wrote...

Real Men use Medkits when they are in trouble.
Real Men create distractions and loop round to revive you when you are in trouble.
Real Men don't detonate their powers early (;D)

what is your avatar froM??

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

Titus Thongger wrote...

real men throw grenades and dont look at explosions as entire spawns die in their wake

Because cool guys don't look at explosions.
they blow it up and they walk away.

all day every day with ballistic blades, even if one striker shot will kill it lol

[ToaOrka]

Real men play a Volus without shield boost and using a Typhoon + Javelin combo.

[Persona RED]

Real Men equip drill rounds on guns with inherent armor piercing to achieve maximum, "penetration".

[d_nought]

Real men are not concerned with trying to be real men

[Takeyama]

Real men never go for objectives when there are enemies to hunt down.

[Intax]

Not Mass Effect related but Real Men use an engine hoist to deep fry a turkey for Thanksgiving.

[Mindfane]

Real Men rage-gel and nuke that Swarmer that brought him down.

Modifié par Mindfane, 23 novembre 2012 - 07:45 .

[mybudgee]

@Intax: the Bird needs to be screaming!

[N7 TwinWolf]

Real Men bring Common weapons to Platinum lobbies. Don't need no fancy beam rifle and Cyclone thingermajigs.

> Joins Platinum lobby with Avenger I
> Sees two 'X's

Me: "Obviously you jokes aren't Real Men"

*you have been kicked*

[DarklighterFreak]

Malokai The Hallowed wrote...

Real men use sandpaper, not toilet paper.
Real men shave with chainsaws...rocket chainsaws.
Real men don't get barbwire tattoos...they wear barbwire.
Real men don't get shot. They take high velocity mineral supplements.
Real men don't brush their teeth. They drown the germs in whiskey. 210 proof whiskey.
Real men don't wash their hands. They glare at them until all the dirt and blood flees in terror.

As for ME3,
Real men charge banshees.
Real men bear hug scions to death.
Real men only use Revenants with Adrenaline Rush. NEVER STOP SHOOTING.
Real men don't use Gear. GEAR IS FOR WOMEN AND VOLUS.
Real men don't activate all 4 objectives. They activate the first one so hard that the other 3 work out of fear.

I know I'm doing it wrong but I couldnt resist.

Chuck Norris approves 

[ISeeRainbows]

Real Men use weak useless teammates as a living Decoy.
Real Men spec Volus for pure melee.
Real Men stunlock the Geth.
Real Men can hijack an Atlas in MP.

[N7Kopper]

Real men trigger Destroy when they shoot children, out of sheer fear.
Real men punch Banshees to death as female quarians.
Real men are integral to real artists' success.
Real men don't care about points or kills, just about winning, in all the games they play.
Real men love real men.
Real men love real women.
Real men don't care who other people love.

HolyAvenger wrote...

Real men play ME3 MP on a laptop. With a touchpad.

Real men are quadraplegic?

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

billy the squid wrote...

vivanto wrote...

Only real men frequent BSN.

Haha. This end thread/ BSN, the place were sanity comes to die.

And children come to swear at each other...

And "fans" come to encourage BioWare to downgrade the complexity and brilliance of their writing...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

When I'm mic'd and go down real men are quick to rush to my aid, who says chivalry is dead lol!

Real men strive for gender equality. Real men kill chivalry themselves. With ripping and tearing of huge guts.

Modifié par N7Kopper, 23 novembre 2012 - 02:00 .

[shadowkinz]

that's a pretty useless engine hoist... they are called cherry pickers btw.. at least by me lol, most 4 cylinder motors are an easy 400lbs +, that ladder might bend in on itself!!

Real men unbolt the engine, lift the car over it, and kick it out from underneath the car.

lawl i miss those days, but we used a jack and 3 of us dragged that **** out from under the car lol

Modifié par shadowkinz, 23 novembre 2012 - 02:24 .

[Heldarion]

Real men play on a godawful internet and still kick arse. (Tribute to RedJohn)

Speaking of RedJohn, whenever he completes the drone escort mission, the announcer says: "Good job team! Checking the upload... it's terribad!"

[Beta Commando]

Real men go to Platinum difficulty and only use basic melee with no any attachments and use a Volus

[sobit]

real men do the Onslaught weekend with an Avenger!

[ISeeRainbows]

Real Men dont get assist medals.