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[UKStory135]

Jay_Hoxtatron wrote...

Use Lash.

I see what you did there

[C4440]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

The only con is, sometimes when they talk back, and you end up in deeply unsettling/awkward conversations...and you have to leave very quickly post match lol

This is funny; sometimes when they talk back. The rest is unfortunate. In my experience whenever there is female gamers with mics in games the guys are either quiet or nice. Cool screen name BTW, I would say it sounds South African or Dutch but I might be wrong:D

@ OP title :

 Dude, you lost? Maybe looking for the 50 shades of grey forum?

Modifié par C4440, 23 novembre 2012 - 11:56 .

[RoseLaddie]

Sticky Grenade, perhaps?

[Influ]

SirLulzalot wrote...

Sticky Grenade, perhaps?

 
I wonder what makes it sticky, hmm...

[Lajkos]

The Aesthetic Ghant wrote...

I have a most troubling inquiry, you see I like gold. A little platinum but mostly gold. Now then I want to know what is it that I can do to improve the quality of PuG gamers so that I don't end up using most of my consumables desperately trying to break even by the end of the match?

You see what happens is that I jump into a typical gold pug lobby and all looks well, we get in game and things go as planned. Until wave 7. At wave 7 it's like these people become possessed by sh*t gamers of turkey day past and they essentially wipe the team. On more than one occassion I'm able to save the game and get the credits for everybody. But recently my consumables are starting to dry up just a little bit and it's not that fun anymore.

Must I play with friends and friends only?

Your thread title is awesome

[Twinkles DeVere]

C4440 wrote...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

The only con is, sometimes when they talk back, and you end up in deeply unsettling/awkward conversations...and you have to leave very quickly post match lol

This is funny; sometimes when they talk back. The rest is unfortunate. In my experience whenever there is female gamers with mics in games the guys are either quiet or nice. Cool screen name BTW, I would say it sounds South African or Dutch but I might be wrong:D

@ OP title :

 Dude, you lost? Maybe looking for the 50 shades of grey forum?

Thanks I wish it were Dutch, actually it has trashy origin. Pet + your street = exotic dancer name  It made me lol tho so had to use it somewhere.

Yeah, it's awkward if people try to chat you up. Esp when they sound about 14. Or my husbands in the room haha.
You get weird messages sometimes, like "Whats your name? xx". I usually reply "Howard xx" and that's the end of that.

Ew. I see old women reading 50 shades on the train to work and it puts me off my breakfast 

[Doc-Jek]

I haven't failed a gold match in a long time... PUGs seem to be at least a bit better since I switched to PC from Xbox.

[Ronnie Blastoff]

Best advice I can give you.

*Never let a random play without equipment. Level 1 equipment is for BRONZE... if they put none on at all, even if you've seen them solo 100 platinums, they are gimping the team. You get equipment from everything you buy, no reason to SAVE ANY OF IT!. I put on level 1 equipment even before I do quick matches and get put into random games.

*Don't allow people with less than average loadouts to start the game. An avenger is a bronze/silver weapon. Sure sure you've seen people playing gold/platinum w/e, but thats not EVERY public persons skill level and knowledge of the game. Learn what strategies are better suited for gold/plat and if someone enters with something "out the ordinary" make a choice.

*Plan ahead and use teamwork. 4 GIs using a pirahna are great damage dealers, but there are situations where dealing damage isn't the best way to win a mission. (Hack objectives, pizza) During objective waves enemies spawn INFINITLY. Killing them only spawns them around the corner or worse, behind your entire squad where they are literally spawning shooting at someone. A well balanced squad with ways to support each other works out better than anything else. (Randoms rarely use teamwork, so thinking about it, this will rarely apply)

*Expect the worse/dont give a random the benefit of doubt. I hate to say it, but time and time again I give a randoms with a "signal of failure" a chance to play with w/e they have, and 9.8/10 they do just that. There just aren't enough "hidden treasures" in random lobbies to overshadow the near 100% chance of "wtf are you doin!" you'll encounter. This is one of the main reasons N7 rankin even is a indication of what to expect when I play with a random.

Thats the bulk of what I use. Unlike the 9.8/10 times of BS, I get 9.8/10 times I'll have a great game as long as I stick by these guides.

[GallowsPole]

Cydrone wrote...

ComicComet303 wrote...

About 'penetrating' (It's spelled 'penatrate') them:

Penetrate

Penatrate

And consensual not consentual.....lol

[sclera]

ComicComet303 wrote...

About 'penetrating' (It's spelled 'penatrate') 

[BurningLiquor]

sclera wrote...

ComicComet303 wrote...

About 'penetrating' (It's spelled 'penatrate') 

Uh.. That's a big no you have there...

[sclera]

Thanks honey.

[greghorvath]

Penetrate people?

erm...
*sigh*

you know, it just like the birds and the bees...

[C4440]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

C4440 wrote...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

The only con is, sometimes when they talk back, and you end up in deeply unsettling/awkward conversations...and you have to leave very quickly post match lol

This is funny; sometimes when they talk back. The rest is unfortunate. In my experience whenever there is female gamers with mics in games the guys are either quiet or nice. Cool screen name BTW, I would say it sounds South African or Dutch but I might be wrong:D

@ OP title :

 Dude, you lost? Maybe looking for the 50 shades of grey forum?

Thanks I wish it were Dutch, actually it has trashy origin. Pet + your street = exotic dancer name  It made me lol tho so had to use it somewhere.

Yeah, it's awkward if people try to chat you up. Esp when they sound about 14. Or my husbands in the room haha.
You get weird messages sometimes, like "Whats your name? xx". I usually reply "Howard xx" and that's the end of that.

Ew. I see old women reading 50 shades on the train to work and it puts me off my breakfast 

No way, that is your stripper name? Hah! Using your formula mine would be Monster Ashton, and yes monster is a slightly weird name for a dog.

Yes sadly 50 shades is all the craze among house wives here in SA right now. Luckily my girlfriend is not interested in the book.

[greghorvath]

C4440 wrote...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

C4440 wrote...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

The only con is, sometimes when they talk back, and you end up in deeply unsettling/awkward conversations...and you have to leave very quickly post match lol

This is funny; sometimes when they talk back. The rest is unfortunate. In my experience whenever there is female gamers with mics in games the guys are either quiet or nice. Cool screen name BTW, I would say it sounds South African or Dutch but I might be wrong:D

@ OP title :

 Dude, you lost? Maybe looking for the 50 shades of grey forum?

Thanks I wish it were Dutch, actually it has trashy origin. Pet + your street = exotic dancer name  It made me lol tho so had to use it somewhere.

Yeah, it's awkward if people try to chat you up. Esp when they sound about 14. Or my husbands in the room haha.
You get weird messages sometimes, like "Whats your name? xx". I usually reply "Howard xx" and that's the end of that.

Ew. I see old women reading 50 shades on the train to work and it puts me off my breakfast 

No way, that is your stripper name? Hah! Using your formula mine would be Monster Ashton, and yes monster is a slightly weird name for a dog.

Yes sadly 50 shades is all the craze among house wives here in SA right now. Luckily my girlfriend is not interested in the book.

you should check her pics out in the pictures thread.... mwraoorrrrrrr.....

[Twinkles DeVere]

  BAD GREG! This isn't match.com! I'm telling your Mrs...

[greghorvath]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

  BAD GREG! This isn't match.com! I'm telling your Mrs...

WHAAAT? I was just advertising everbody's favourite thread in an effective manner!

[Peer of the Empire]

oh god

[ClydeInTheShell]

For penetrating... anything phallic will do.

Maybe try the Reegar. 

 

It's ribbed. 

[Quarian Master Race]

Clawhammer

[Kate Upton]

I came for the DP.

[hong]

I came from the DP.

Hmmm.

[smeckie]

Here's some penetration!

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

So what's the verdict?

 

Are we thinking the thread title was accidental, or on purpose?

[Olivia Wilde]

So what's the verdict?

 

Are we thinking the thread title was accidental, or on purpose?

Does it really matter at this point?