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#1
TheButterflyEffect

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I will only play this game on the condition that the plot does not in ANY way involve the protagonists having hetero sex with a dark demon chick and making a demon kid.

Seriously, that was so nasty. It literally made me sick. I lost my lunch all over my desk and keyboard. And I had to spend half an hour cleaning out bits of salad from between the keys.

It was a good salad, too. I wasn't happy.

It also made me unable to palate any kind of hetero sex in video games for a good long while.

I DEMAND you do NOT bring ANY more demon spawn into any future plots. At least not with the protagonists as either parent. GROSS. <_<

Reproduction is bad and makes people sick. Don't do it.

Modifié par TheButterflyEffect, 24 novembre 2012 - 05:25 .


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The Teyrn of Whatever

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 Oookay then...:whistle:

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spoe71

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wow. This must be a joke.

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TheButterflyEffect

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Heck no.

I vote for all homosexual relationships.

Seriously, being gay in video games for some reason is a hail of a lot less complicated than being straight.

The only thing being straight in a video game seems to get you is a ticket straight to hell.

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KcK__

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BSN gets weirder every day...

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Fiacre

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...Somehow, I find the OP far more gross than the DR could ever hope to be. Fortunately I haven't eaten much today, eh?

I don't even see the problem. If for some reason you're against the DR, you can always tell Morrigan no -- no one forces you to father the Old God Baby. And anyway, I highly doubt they'll do that plot a second time. Would be a bit boring.

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TheButterflyEffect

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Yeah, but she always find another way. They didn't include the option of tearing out her lungs and then going back to your same-sex lover for the night, while Loghain contemplates his horrible death.

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Welsh Inferno

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Nah, moar devil babies plz.

*Meanwhile through the eluvian the Warden is umm.. hard at work.. making an army of demonspawn*

Modifié par Welsh Inferno, 24 novembre 2012 - 05:48 .


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Same sex relationships should also lead to reproduction in Thedas, just to spite you specifically.

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xAmilli0n

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Welsh Inferno wrote...

*Meanwhile through the eluvian the Warden is umm.. hard at work.. making an army of demonspawn*


HEADCANON ACCEPTED

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Fiacre

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TheButterflyEffect wrote...

Yeah, but she always find another way. They didn't include the option of tearing out her lungs and then going back to your same-sex lover for the night, while Loghain contemplates his horrible death.


All right, forget describing how you vomited on your keyboard -- this is sick. So for trying to save your life and save an ancient being corrupted by the taint, she derves to be brutally murdered by you? Remind me to never try and help you. And no she doesn't get an OGB if you don't agree to the Ritual. The only other way she can get pregnant is if you've slpet with her earlier in the game.

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Metalunatic

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If you're referring to Morrigan, OP, she is definitely NOT a demon and the Dark Ritual definitely does NOT produce a ''demon spawn''. /thread

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TheButterflyEffect

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She only wants the kid so she can use it for her own purposes. Poor thing.

Like those moms on those toddler fashion shows, who only wanted a daughter so she could be their little fashion accessory, and they could use her to live out their own fantasies...

Some people just need to be forcefully sterilized.

Modifié par TheButterflyEffect, 24 novembre 2012 - 06:16 .


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Sol Downer

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Not a demon baby, it's a god baby. Your point is invalid.

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Helena Tylena

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Ah, satire. My one true love.

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xAmilli0n

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Ultimashade wrote...

Not a demon baby, it's a god baby. Your point is invalid.


*In LadyHawke sarcastic voice*

What if I told it was a DEMON god baby?

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David Gaider

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It's pretty clear the OP was hit pretty profoundly by the end of DAO-- heck, she has been posting repeatedly of her grudge against Alistair since the game came out.

This was, however, a plot pretty specific to DAO. We are now two games later. DAO plots should be posted about in the DAO forums.

Modifié par David Gaider, 24 novembre 2012 - 08:00 .