So I joined a Platinum game recently that was already in progress, Wave 4. It didn't take too long to realize that there was not one, but two missile glitchers in the match against Reapers in Vancouver. This was the third or fourth match in a row where I had encountered a missile glitcher, and I was sick of it. I decided to stick it out and grief them as much as possible. During Wave 5, I never fired a shot, instead I picked one of the glitchers and stuck to him like glue, trying to keep in front of him as much as possible and being a general nuisance. While it didn't keep him from killing everything with unlimited Cobra missiles, he did go down a few times because I drew a lot of AoE attacks from the Atlas' that joined the fight, and he went down a time or two and had to gel because I wouldn't revive him.
Wave 6 happened to be a pizza delivery. Because I had equipped a lvl 3 Adrenaline Mod, I got to the objective well ahead of the others, and I'm sure you can guess what I did: grabbed the pizza and sat down to lunch with it. It was right at the top of the long ladder, and I just sat there at the top of the ladder with the pizza, watching both missile glitchers fire away at the enemy trying to keep my path clear. After moving around for two of the five minutes from one spot of low cover to the other, the missile glitchers finally caught on to my ploy and stopped firing. I think they were hoping to outlast me and grab the objective. But they just sat there, between the enemy and me, and watched. One went down three times, gelling each time, before getting grabbed by a Banshee he didn't see because he was staring at me. The other, the one I had harrassed the wave before, parked next to me and tried to get his point across by constanst light melees. With about 1:45 left, I decided to have more fun with him and made for the LZ. He started firing away again before noticing that I had crept around the drop off area and hid behind more low cover. That really pissed him off, and he started firing at me with his Cobra Striker. A Maurader took him down and stomped him almost immediately. Figuring to needle to two glitchers one last time, I pull out my missile launcher, deliver the pizza, and run to the second, clearing the patch with two Cobras. I heard one say something to the effect of "about time" (though he added a colorful metaphor or two) as I approached the second objective. So of course, I stood on top of it, refusing to pick it up, firing off my final three Cobras when under heavy fire, using ops packs and gels to stay alive until the timer ran out and we failed the mission.
Sure, I was being a dick. I got no credits because I joined in Wave 4. But I'm sick and tired of glitchers ruining Platinum, I decided to ruin it for them and see how they felt for a change. All they got for their cheating was less money than a Bronze match. Sure enough, I get a message from a MISSILE GLITCHER calling me a "stupid n00b".
It was worth it.
I'm not saying I would do it again (though I probably would), but for that one time it sure felt good to ****** off the cheaters.
Trolling missile glitchers
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Neurion19
, nov. 26 2012 07:42
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 07:43
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China called. They want their wall back.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 07:45
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Lord_Sirian wrote...
China called. They want their wall back.
tl;dr: Kept glitchers from cashing in by hoarding the pizza on wave 6. Loved every second of it. Glitchers ****** me off.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 07:45
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Good job trolling the cheaters though. They don't deserve credits.
Make sure to report them so Bioware can pretend to do something about them.
Make sure to report them so Bioware can pretend to do something about them.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 07:51
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Nice job preventing them from getting credits. If they need to glitch to play Platinum, they don't belong on it.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 07:52
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nicely done. I did the same to a team of leaching fools a while back.
so worth it
so worth it
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 07:54
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Lord_Sirian wrote...
Good job trolling the cheaters though. They don't deserve credits.
Make sure to report them so Bioware can PRETEND to do something about them.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 07:54
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That was hilarious. Pizza blocking was entertaining, but getting him killed with AoEs was just awesome. Excellent work.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 08:09
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I love to troll Hydra dam campers. Whenever on Hydra, my only place is on metal edge of that platform so you can't ruin my game.
After first wave he looses nerves & hate messages commence.
Love it.
After first wave he looses nerves & hate messages commence.
Love it.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 08:10
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You've become my idol, haha! Good job!
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 08:19
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Clearly Balkan wrote...
I love to troll Hydra dam campers. Whenever on Hydra, my only place is on metal edge of that platform so you can't ruin my game.
After first wave he looses nerves & hate messages commence.
Love it.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 08:26
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Tarelgeth wrote...
That was hilarious. Pizza blocking was entertaining, but getting him killed with AoEs was just awesome. Excellent work.
Yeah, I was playing as a Havoc with Grenade Gear V and Cyonic Mod IV, plus maxed health/shields and rank 6 Stim packs for max shields. He still got missile kills, but since I was right in his face, mirroring every move, and blocking his FoV, he had a hard time picking up targets and killing them quickly, allowing the boss units to get off shots. I would get hit by an Atlas missile, hit the Stim, and attract more missiles or Banshee WBODs (Warp Ball of Doom). They would do next to nothing to me, but AoE and DoT would hit him every time. I got to watch the $#!!* glitcher burn to death and waste his ops packs. That might have been more fun than having a quiet picnic with the pizza.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 09:28
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Pizzaman interdiction! Coming to a plat pug near you. Good to see you slowed down their credit train. Really hope they get banned.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 09:50
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Awesome Tree wrote...
Do two wrongs make a right?
If it makes you feel good doing it? Yes...
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 09:53
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jd19 just made my night~.
Farming is one thing; flat-out cheating is another. Man, I wish I could wire you the credits to get a jumbo pack just so you can do that again.
And maybe record it. > w> That'd be a hilarious video.
Farming is one thing; flat-out cheating is another. Man, I wish I could wire you the credits to get a jumbo pack just so you can do that again.
And maybe record it. > w> That'd be a hilarious video.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 10:00
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Do you know who else believed that two wrongs make a right, that made him feel good about it? The Illusive Man.Muhkida wrote...
Awesome Tree wrote...
Do two wrongs make a right?
If it makes you feel good doing it? Yes...
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 10:04
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good job OP
next time you have to nearly get it to drop off then suddenly lose your way..perhaps you lost a penny and need to go back and look for it... 'doh..have I still got this thing on my back, silly me'
next time you have to nearly get it to drop off then suddenly lose your way..perhaps you lost a penny and need to go back and look for it... 'doh..have I still got this thing on my back, silly me'
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 10:04
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Tight work OP. You did good.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 10:04
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next time, someone make a video pls.
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Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 10:06
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Good for you. i do the same any time I get thrown in with the missile crew. I actually once got one guy to stop missiling in wave 2 and play normally the rest of the game. We got full extraction. I hope he learnt that it's more fun to play fair with a good gang than to be an idiot.
