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[MVestala]

Hello!

This one popped into my mind after i played with few dudes, i think they were rl friends, in Hazard Firebase Ghost when it was in rotation.

Apparently they were both stoned and had a difficult time grasping the concept of the rain taking away their shields / barriers

I call them dudes because they both reminded me of the Dude in Big Lebowski, haha, but yeah anyway!

It went something like this:

Dude1: Man, what's that freaking thing taking away my shields, can't see jack, nothing, no one's here!
Dude2: Yeah man, what the heck! i swear to god i'll kill that sonnava***** when i find him.
Dude1: Can't figure this out....oh maaannnn this sucks. Some kind of bug, heck i don't know.

At that point the 3rd player started to laugh and told them what it was, and they both were "That's rad man! sweeeeet!" haha, we had a good game, did mediocre but still awesome.

Anything similar happened to you, or something else that got you amused ?

Modifié par MVestala, 27 novembre 2012 - 08:22 .

[IllusiveManJr]

"You're a ****ing philanthropist!" Or something like that. Insulting me.

Also any of the conspiracy theories about why people couldn't missile glitch immediately after Bioware removed Cobra wind up time.

[MVestala]

I hardly ever end up in matches where people cuss on eachother, gladly so, takes away the mood pretty quickly.

[IllusiveManJr]

Months ago I heard the n-word, you know which one, thrown around a lot. Not lately for some reason. New CoD and Halo maybe?

[OzBoss]

Where did that banshee come from?

[MVestala]

theillusiveman11 wrote...

Months ago I heard the n-word, you know which one, thrown around a lot. Not lately for some reason. New CoD and Halo maybe?

That might be it yeah

[I3astion]

theillusiveman11 wrote...

Months ago I heard the n-word, you know which one, thrown around a lot. Not lately for some reason. New CoD and Halo maybe?

I dunno I think nunchucks would have been an interesting melee weapon. We already have stun batons from the Ex-Cerbs.

[t3hTwinky]

A young boy with a thick Russian accent, after I revive him:

"Spasiba. I hump you! I hump you hump you hump you."

[k1ngl1ves]

Had a guy talking about how much he was sweating and that he could hear Banshees all over in his house. He sounded scared to death, screaming "Get it off! Get it off of me!" when he was grabbed by a husk. He complained that the tv kept sliding around and his headset might have bugs on it. I said "Alright buddy. What have you eaten, and how much?" He wouldn't say, but he admitted to eating the whole bag about 2 hours beforehand. I ended up playing about 3 hours with this guy. One of my most fun nights gaming.

[WindOverTuchanka]

theillusiveman11 wrote...

"You're a ****ing philanthropist!" Or something like that. Insulting me.

Also any of the conspiracy theories about why people couldn't missile glitch immediately after Bioware removed Cobra wind up time.

After a failed revive attempt, huh?

Giant, wave 4. A QFI joins and declares (in a girly voice that sounded rather like an actual Quarian) that she has a spider on a wall. So in case she afk's we should blame the spider. Then, sure enough, in a couple of minutes she drops out, never to be seen again.
Not sure if it's as hilarious as a hump story, though.

[toonactor]

Went into one game where one guy was commenting on how sexy the banshees were. Said it was hard to concentrate with their "big ****** flopping around" as they were chasing him. Couldn't stop laughing.

[Titus Thongger]

some Korean guy who kept saying 'OPPA GANGDAM STYLE' whenever he killed something big, died, did an objective.

I broke his mondo when I did the pizza-run trick. I could literally hear his jaw drop when he said 'what the ... **** how? I dont even...'

[WizeMan305]

Daddy, his head came off.. How come? is he sick?

[MVestala]

k1ngl1ves wrote...

Had a guy talking about how much he was sweating and that he could hear Banshees all over in his house. He sounded scared to death, screaming "Get it off! Get it off of me!" when he was grabbed by a husk. He complained that the tv kept sliding around and his headset might have bugs on it. I said "Alright buddy. What have you eaten, and how much?" He wouldn't say, but he admitted to eating the whole bag about 2 hours beforehand. I ended up playing about 3 hours with this guy. One of my most fun nights gaming.

Wish i'd been there

[Morgax_Warrior]

"NOOO MY BABY, HE IS DOWN" - insert female voice
"Did you just meleed fully shielded banshee?... Are you mad?" Krogan Sentinel is fearless beast

Also played with few polish players constantly yelling swear words, quite amusing.

[Andreadg89]

"Nuclear abomination at you right!"

"see how this b**ch flies!! FLY BABY FLYYYYY" referring to a phantom after an acolyte kill

[Chevyboy88]

In a really high pitched voice that honestly sounded like an 8 year old on helium, one match when playing my QME I heard "STOP TAKING ALL OF MY GRENADES YOU *******, IM THE HOST THEY ARE MINE" as I was making the rounds to a few of the ammo boxes for the nades. I spent the rest of the map spamming grenades at his feet and running ahead of him to all of the boxes, had a grand old time.

Only "downer" I've ever seen in this game, everyone else I chat with is usually very pleasant.

Modifié par Chevyboy88, 27 novembre 2012 - 09:16 .

[IllusiveManJr]

Cutest thing was my friend's daughter telling me that my Geth Trooper was making cute noises.
Edit: She is five. 

Modifié par theillusiveman11, 27 novembre 2012 - 08:53 .

[GuardianJosh]

"Stop touching me. Stop. STOP. GET OFF. Goddamn cat."

[JusticarStef]

"Ahhh, Collector herpes!" (when one guy got seeker swarmed)

"Bad touch! Bad touch!" (when a Banshee grabbed the guy)

And the absolute funniest one I've ever heard had nothing to do with MP. I randomly hear "Imma rip your f****** ****** off!" and then 5 seconds later "I love ya".

[LoonySpectre]

Some guy said in a horrible mixture of Russian and English: "Banshee! Shoot Puskable Ustanovkable!" ("Puskovaya Ustanovka Kobra" is the Russian translation of Cobra Missile Launcher).

[HoochieHamiltoe]

"Haha he got it anal from the Crab!!"

Referring to the Praetorian when he picks you up from behind!!

[SeanThen1]

Well, it wasn't funny at the time, but I think I played a game where an actual White Supremacist was hosting. We start the game, and the first thing he says now that we're nice and invested with equipment and what not is, "So, anyone have any good holocaust jokes?" After that I could make out incoherent babbling all throughout the match, most racially charged in some way or another.

After we cleared, in a hushed, whispered tone, the guy says, "White Power." Followed quickly by a loud, baritone voice exclaiming, "Dude, WTF??"

I exited the lobby feeling dirty but 90k credits richer.

[GallowsPole]

Nothing beats the wife/girlfriend yelling and screaming to get off the game. Then you see so and so has left mission.

[RemovableSanity]

my mate angrly shouting ''the games glitched, i can revive, why wont it let me revive, ive got plenty of medi gel!! f@~king game!! arrrr". Last wave "oh wait...............dammit, ive been pressing the wrong f@~kin button!!''