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[dimeonwu]

I somtimes spam "GET TO DA CHOPPA" during extraction

[Liens]

I want more!

[ThomasakaDes_]

On PS3, people mostly just talk about serious stuff. There was 2 guys discussing politician(?) once
I didn't listen, not into such hehe.

I've come across very few people with mic on PS3, in any of the mp games I've played.

[fondy14]

I can't remember the funniest thing, but a couple weeks ago I got called a "angry quarain sinper" after killing last enemy on wave 8 gold reaper on dagger from across the map through two walls.

[MstrJedi Kyle]

I was playing a Geth Gold game it was wave 8 and three of us were down. The only one left standing was a Volus Engineer. He finished the wave and the guy, who had been silent the whole game, screamS "DON'T EVER BADMOUTH A VOLUS AGAIN MOTHER F******!"

[TF-137]

Get to the chopa, on wave 11

[ValorOfArms777]

On wave 11 this guy was silent the whoel game tillhe said at the last 5 seconds "he msitakenly un muted his mic and I heard the most odd ball noise of his gal talking about tampons to his daughters... to my remark I said "the things you learn on ME#, that was nto one I think I would learn" he responded with "oh CRAP damnit" and he left.... the whole party was snickering cept me whom just wanted to know why the hell the hell is it so hard to use the darn "giant bandaids.."

[corporal doody]

a british dude yelling **** (starts C and ends with T....has UN in the middle) every 30sec. that is like EVERY BRITISH DUDE!!

but this particular dude was yelling that at his cat that wouldnt shut up. to make it worse..he was stoned.

i was dying from laughter.

Modifié par corporal doody, 01 décembre 2012 - 09:27 .

[Dalis918]

Somebody called me a kill stealing **** once

Quarian Infiltrator + widow + boom headshot = most dead in one shot. (on silver at least anyway. -.-)

[Dunvi]

ValorOfArms777 wrote...

just wanted to know why the hell the hell is it so hard to use the darn "giant bandaids.."

^ is obviously not a girl

[Okovani Prometei]

Couple of nights ago I played with a guy from Serbia (I'm Croatian). It was one of the most enjoyable PUGs I've ever been to. He would constantly say things like "All hell just broke lose!", "Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?" etc etc. He really sounded like Niko Belic from GTA IV. Tons of fun.

[wolfstanus]

 Over the mic?

"Oh dear god she's fisting me! Do not want "

 "Bad snu snu bad! We do that inside"

Modifié par wolfstanus, 01 décembre 2012 - 11:54 .

[kyliara]

I only hear fun things when I drop in mid-round, such as a variant of the infamous asari adept sceraming "Guys? GUYS?! Turrets don't stasis, guys!!!"
One fellow was teaching his friend over mic, with such wonderful insights as, "No no, human engineers can't heavy melee because their drone is made out of omni-tool. That's why you should have spec'd for a turret instead." I didn't even know what to do at that point; they were both HMEs.

[DHKany]

Someone cut the cheese once.
I have no idea why, but the six year old inside of me forced me to crack up for 10 minutes.

[8 Bears]

Some random guy kept saying 'What the f*ck' for what I thought was no apparent reason, and then I realised my mic was on... I may or may not have been singing in my Marilyn Manson voice.. Embarrassed does not come close to describing what I was feeling.

[ThomasakaDes_]

Listening to a guy explaining how this mp works now.
Not to me, there's some guy in there that was N7 1.
Explaining that there's an exploit with the missles, but to never use it even if you find out, and that he knows how

Now I'm in a lobby with french people. Staying in there XD No idea what they're saying.

Modifié par ThomasakaDes_, 02 décembre 2012 - 11:48 .

[AscalonD]

I remember I got a message about me yelling the microphone drunk when I got picked up by a banshee and I kept saying "KICK HER IN THE D*CK"

[GethFlamer90]

i once joined a platinum game as a human soldier for a laugh, the lobby was full of french people and 2 seconds after i joined they all started shouting, needless to say i was kicked

[bnm73]

After falling in Wave 1 of a Platinum game:

"I don't have any medigels."

After being carried through a complete Platinum game, including extraction, and the 130k+ credits that go with it, when he readied up for another match:

"Remember, guys, I don't have any medigels, so you'll need to revive me."

Immediately follwed by [x][x][x].

[Mautiks]

"Hey guys, I'm sorry..... I have to take a poop like really bad so... sorry guys - bye."

[polymphus]

The day retaliation hit, we set up a pub game with three volus. Some French guy joins wave 4 and spends the entire rest of the game swearing at us. If I were his mother I'd be shocked and if I were his English teacher I'd be impressed- boy had a hell of a vocabulary. Really creative, in a crude sort of way.

Then we surrounded him and kept constantly shield boosting so he couldn't use his weapons. Good times.

[Titus Thongger]

this one guy who said 'Titus, you know you are going to hell for using a reegar'
at which I laughed and said 'are you serious?"
to which he replied 'Titus, you kno who also goes to hell? People who laugh at me.'

veeeeery strange

[Toxophilus]

A few days after Retaliation, joined a silver pug with some Scottish man. He wasn't good, and he knew it, but it didn't stop him from talking **** at the AI for the entirety of the three games I played with him. My goodness he was... flavorful with his language. Best games ever.

[Blarg]

DragonRacer wrote...

Zero132132 wrote...

DragonRacer wrote...

This is a family board, so I can't really repeat some of the funniest things I've heard.

However, there's one thing that amuses me to no end, and that's how guys react to me calling a Banshee or Phantom a (insert negative female name here - choose either variety, I use either one depending on anger level). I have no idea why unless there's just something funny about a female voice over the mic calling a female enemy a bad female name. Are they thinking catfight or something?

Any guys who can shed some light on this? Because whether it's friends or PUGs, dudes bust out laughing Every. Single. Time.

Because we do the same thing, but we try not to use the 'C' word when womens are in the game. Hearing it from one of you is lol-worthy just because of that.

That particular one © gets fairly mixed reactions. Some guys laugh and some gasp. But I only use it when supremely unhappy and not very often.

B is thrown around ALL the time, though. Either in a freak out "Ahhh, that B is chasing me!" or an angry "That's it, I'm takin' this B out!" way. That one slays the room every time. I just wasn't sure if it was funny in an irony sort of way because of gender or maybe just funny because I'm super-serious when I say it, and I do have a Southern accent, so could just be a combination of angry redneck woman, too. lulz

I think it's mostly an irony reaction. I've played with several female players, and so I'm desensitized to any and all swear words women may use, whether it's (, ©, or anything in between.

[Lyrandori]

Playing on randomized (Unknown setting) locations and enemies.

Then Collectors spawn, the guy says: " I hate Collectors... "

It's the quintessential one liner when Collectors spawn now I've noticed. At first I shrugged, but now each time I hear it I cringe. I kinda agree though they're annoying, damn swarms and Scions but nonetheless I still nod and smile in silence when I hear someone say that. I did hear the first time some guy played against Collectors though, he must have been new enough to MP to not know that Collectors were recently included. The first Praetorian that spawned horrified him, something like "WTF is that thing?!!?!". I couldn't answer over the mic but I thought "Dude those were in ME2, never played ME2 then?". But they're a bit creepier in ME3 I guess.

Modifié par Lyrandori, 03 décembre 2012 - 03:48 .