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[Liens]

[xBUMMx]

Liens wrote...

That's hilarious.

[Bzilla]

Has some guy making a rap out of my gamer tag in a lobby.

Something like "Blackzilla, cold killa, straight skrilla"

Not sure where he got Blackzilla from Bzilla but to each their own.

[PinchLion]

I played with a guy called BaBaBaBadAZZZ, or something close. He didn't sound young. He was sort of a misogynist, but funny.

I died and he ran to my body. "You killed my buddy!" He stood over my body shooting enemies. "You won't take his body!" He preceeded to run around the map shooting enemies. "You sons o' bit@%es!"

He got grabbed by a Banshee. The whole time laughing, "Nuker her! Nuker her! Dang, she doesn't even have a bra on, does she?"

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Liens wrote...

Hmm... calling BS on this one.  Either fake or set up.

[mykejm]

Paradise Ablaze wrote...

I played with a guy called BaBaBaBadAZZZ, or something close. He didn't sound young. He was sort of a misogynist, but funny.

I died and he ran to my body. "You killed my buddy!" He stood over my body shooting enemies. "You won't take his body!" He preceeded to run around the map shooting enemies. "You sons o' bit@%es!"

He got grabbed by a Banshee. The whole time laughing, "Nuker her! Nuker her! Dang, she doesn't even have a bra on, does she?"

[Robbiesan]

Recently in a match there was a player named "Steadied Jesus". When I saw the name I thought "Oh yeah, nice, I wanna resurrect (revive) that guy". So, at one point I see him taking some heat, and wanting so much to revive him, I let him get beat on. I know right! He goes down, I take out the enemies. Then while running over to him I put on my best western bible belt preacher voice and stated "Jesus, oh lord Jesus.. I am gonna save ya.. I will save thee!! *revive* You are saved!! You are resurrected!! Go forth and kill thine enemy".

It was a chuckle for me, but SJ did not say a word.

Sorry to that player for letting you go down like that, I just couldn't resist. Ok, I could have, but....

[jakenou]

I'm up in the middle building on Ghost and hear a friend yelling "BRUTE! Brute on my 6!". I look out the the door and see him running down the ramp into the courtyard below. A second later I see a husk running after him (looking particularly silly with it's arms waving in the air). I called him on it, but he swears there was really a brute. We lulled and still do (cos I won't let him forget)

[ThomasakaDes_]

I just got into a silver lobby with some douches.
They started talking about me, right away, saying stuff like "Oh look look, he's a krogan sentinel" and then laughing.
Nothing bad about using the krogan sentinel, at least not in a silver match. It's just silver, nothing hard about that
They also said I ruined their plan, but another one told them to let me stay.
When the match started I got the "Disconnected from game".
I was going to leave anyways, bet they were going to cheat so.

Just played with 2 and another krogan on silver.
1 of the 2 that wasn't krogan was using missle launcher by mistake at times, hitting small fries or missing

Modifié par ThomasakaDes_, 16 décembre 2012 - 11:16 .

[saintjimmy43]

Last night I got super drunk and was singing into my mic. Sorry to everybody who doesn't like Queen's "Under Pressure."

[My-name-is-Paradox]

Nothing since I've only heard about 6 people in total talk in this game. (120 hours, PC)

[Tarelgeth]

"Bird! NO! BIRD! ... My parrot just spammed all my survival packs."

[Raralith]

Just got out of a game, was leveling my level 4 vorcha soldier on a U/U/Silver, using a hornet for my SMG/Outside challenge, got White/Geth instantly so no consumables either. 1 person was just staying on the bottom, would rarely move up, and forcing the spawns into terrible positions. I say in my mic, "you going to come up here and help us?" He screams, "stop sucking so much! erhmawgerd! I'M THE GETH TROOPER ****!" He goes on for a few more moments, we win the game, he's got roughly 80k points, I've got 60k, match took almost 20 minutes, and he says in the lobby, "yeah, whose the best ****es."

Level 20 soldier.
Using reegar/flame combo.
Farming silver.
Had ~13k challenge points.

If you are that guy and you are reading this, you should throw away your mic because you sound like a total douche bag.

Modifié par Raralith, 17 décembre 2012 - 12:00 .

[CHRrOME]

A guy talking in german, yeah. And other time was arabic or something... Jesus Christ, I mean my mother language is not english neither, but for sake of "understanding" please speak english...

Oh yes a few months ago, just started the match with a krogan, a guy accuses me of not knowing how to play like a krogan? since the very beggining, so he choose krogan in the other match, only melee attacks (so that is how you play like a krogan, melee only), got sync killed by a banshee. I won (well no te really)

[SGreenwell]

"Guys, I'll play defense, you just do the objective."

Said objective was the data upload, and said player had an N7 ranking of 120 on a silver game with no consumables. I was dicey about starting the game with him, and he didn't disappoint, as he finished with about 25k. Suffice to say, he died out on that wave and no one felt inclined to revive him, and he also got grabbed by banshees on three occasions.

[Cloche]

I had a couple of pink Krogan singing the MLP opening in Manly/Kroganly voices, yelling ''FOR EQUESTRIA!!!'' and ''FOR CELESTIA!!'' the whole match.

It was the most hilarious match i've ever had.

[N7Kopper]

Cloche wrote...

I had a couple of pink Krogan singing the MLP opening in Manly/Kroganly voices, yelling ''FOR EQUESTRIA!!!'' and ''FOR CELESTIA!!'' the whole match.

It was the most hilarious match i've ever had.

OK, now that's the epitome of krogan manliness. They've been taking manly lessons from the volus, clearly.

But a match I had yesterday (yesterday by about half an hour) was just utterly hilarious, especially when I brought my Claymore-wielding volus biotic god. Many jokes about puny krogan were made with the PuGs, and how I should just go in and kill them all myse-"breather damaged..."

And also "Volus Vs Anything, volus wins" "How about volus Vs Reaper Destroyer?" "Volus biotically picks up Reaper and slams it to the ground, and then does that to Harbinger too"

[Agent_mi6]

Had a game with a french girl, she wasnt good on gold, i revived her at least 20 times and every time she said "merci beaucoup" - (thank you very much).

[Auintus]

I was working on my volus for the Outsider banner and I enter a match and some guy asks his buddy, "Hey, what's that little round guy?"

Another time, I have this policy of, if it's just me and another, I will buddy up behind and to the right of whoever it is. So my volus and an N7 fury enter a match, I take up my post, and the fury turns around to look at me. I can't resist, so I just turn my volus's head up to look back at her, imagining an expression like, "What?"

[Counter_Mixture]

"Daddy stun lock is here!"

[ThomasakaDes_]

Bump
I haven't heard anything funny recently, other than jibberish

[ThomasakaDes_]

Joined a silver lobby, and the first thing I hear is "Thanks for ruining the game".
When the loading was over and I saw the lobby, there was only the leader left, so I thought maybe the leader ruined the game by missle glitching and I left.

[ThomasakaDes_]

Played with 2 french people and another silent guy.
The leader was a big douch.
Kept calling me a noob and when I killed the geth he was about to melee(he was krogan) he said he didn't need my help.
So when I went down I just didn't bother to hit X and just bled out, then they started to struggle
The leader kept going down then hehe.
Called me a camper when I went into cover at the start of the wave, so I got bored of hearing his voice and just left.
-
You french people are mean (no offence to the nice french)

[NuclearTech76]

Something about "the taint" being the weak spot on the Praetorian. Later screaming about shooting him in the taint.

[l7986]

Was playing on my own last night when some random kid dropped in and was arguing with his mom.
Mom: turn that crap off and get in here and clean your room
Kid: just let me play till the end of the match
Mom: ok end of the match turn it off
mom leaves room
Kid: **** dont know who she's messing with
mom walks back into the room and proceeds to spank the **** out of the kid. Never been so happy to not use a mic.

Then about a month ago I got to listen to a guy have phone sex with his wife, he didnt realize his mic was on until someone started laughing when he talked about putting in the butt.