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[Nogs28]

Have this all on video, its funny as hell.
Rob: Ok following Caff
Caff: Oh that's a stupid, stupid idea. I want you to sit in a corner and think about that idea. Oh I'm going to follow suicide bomber number 39..."
Rob: I feel its more safe to follow you now than usual since you aren't a krogan
Caff: Or a batarian oh and vorcha.

~later on~

Caff: Listen here nacey special pants, if I wanted to hear who didn't go down, I'd just ask for a list, but did you hear me ask for who didn't suck on that wave. Well no you didn't because the rest of us were being a team while you were standing on the shoulders of giants.

~later on~

Caff:  If I was down anymore you could call me a mop

~later on~

Caff: Ok so this is..
Kin:  Not working very well
Caff: Hey man I went for the goofy aspect of this is fun.  Not the success factor, we can do success factor every day its the triumphing through some retarded themed battle that's difficult, you know like lets all load up with flame throwers and flame throwing turrets and uhh you're all standing on a grenade and you're going to die.

Modifié par Nogs28, 03 janvier 2013 - 05:24 .

[FullMetalArthur]

Flanked by 2 Praetorians:

"HOLY CRAB"

[Fiever]

l7986 wrote...

Was playing on my own last night when some random kid dropped in and was arguing with his mom.
Mom: turn that crap off and get in here and clean your room
Kid: just let me play till the end of the match
Mom: ok end of the match turn it off
mom leaves room
Kid: **** dont know who she's messing with
mom walks back into the room and proceeds to spank the **** out of the kid. Never been so happy to not use a mic.

Then about a month ago I got to listen to a guy have phone sex with his wife, he didnt realize his mic was on until someone started laughing when he talked about putting in the butt.

Kids these days. lol 
Massive thumbs up to his punishment, kids need a good whippin these days to keep them in line yet parents are too scared to do so. Happy to hear there's still some hope

[l7986]

Yea no kidding, still remember the days of my mother saying "Just wait till your father gets home." Still gets me going when I think about it.

[Felhand]

In mass effect? couple days ago this guy absolutely raging over the mic about how OP ravagers were and they were taking his shields out in one shot every single time (on silver) , going on to say he was done with this game. After the match asked if anyone wanted to play gold with him.

my ALL time favorite mic flavor wasnt in ME3 unfortunately, when playing WoW one of the tanks mid raid began to accurately sing www.youtube.com/watch word for word.

Modifié par Felhand, 03 janvier 2013 - 05:49 .

[upinya slayin]

Fiever wrote...

l7986 wrote...

Was playing on my own last night when some random kid dropped in and was arguing with his mom.
Mom: turn that crap off and get in here and clean your room
Kid: just let me play till the end of the match
Mom: ok end of the match turn it off
mom leaves room
Kid: **** dont know who she's messing with
mom walks back into the room and proceeds to spank the **** out of the kid. Never been so happy to not use a mic.

Then about a month ago I got to listen to a guy have phone sex with his wife, he didnt realize his mic was on until someone started laughing when he talked about putting in the butt.

Kids these days. lol 
Massive thumbs up to his punishment, kids need a good whippin these days to keep them in line yet parents are too scared to do so. Happy to hear there's still some hope

lol who has phone sex while playing a video game?????/
also what was he putting in his butt??? remind me to never borrow his spare xbox controller

[DJ Airsurfer]

Cloche wrote...

I had a couple of pink Krogan singing the MLP opening in Manly/Kroganly voices, yelling ''FOR EQUESTRIA!!!'' and ''FOR CELESTIA!!'' the whole match.

It was the most hilarious match i've ever had.

HAHA oh god lol.

[N7Dropout1]

MOOMMMMMMM NOOOOOOOO ONE MORE GAAAAAAAAMMEEEE

[codsquallic]

I pop into this pug Gold lobby, and it's clear within 20 seconds that these guys shouldn't be playing Gold, but they are trying to help each other with gear choices and the confusion of one of the guys is just hilarious so I decide to stay, but I switch to my TI and load up on gear.
One of the guys notices by N7 and makes the "he must be good" comment.
And another says, "he's probably not that good"

The match starts, and at about wave 5, everybody is down. I take out two banshees, a ravager and a couple of marauders.
They then start whispering to each other, only one guy (the confused one from earlier) cannot hear them and starts yelling, "stop whispering I can't hear you!"

It was hilarious.

[l7986]

upinya slayin wrote...

Fiever wrote...

l7986 wrote...

Was playing on my own last night when some random kid dropped in and was arguing with his mom.
Mom: turn that crap off and get in here and clean your room
Kid: just let me play till the end of the match
Mom: ok end of the match turn it off
mom leaves room
Kid: **** dont know who she's messing with
mom walks back into the room and proceeds to spank the **** out of the kid. Never been so happy to not use a mic.

Then about a month ago I got to listen to a guy have phone sex with his wife, he didnt realize his mic was on until someone started laughing when he talked about putting in the butt.

Kids these days. lol 
Massive thumbs up to his punishment, kids need a good whippin these days to keep them in line yet parents are too scared to do so. Happy to hear there's still some hope

lol who has phone sex while playing a video game?????/
also what was he putting in his butt??? remind me to never borrow his spare xbox controller

Not 360, PS3. I've gotten so used to the quiet on the PS3, that most times if people are talking when I join a game I will exit out right away because distracts me. Though the few times I have stayed, I get gems like above.

[upinya slayin]

l7986 wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

Fiever wrote...

l7986 wrote...

Was playing on my own last night when some random kid dropped in and was arguing with his mom.
Mom: turn that crap off and get in here and clean your room
Kid: just let me play till the end of the match
Mom: ok end of the match turn it off
mom leaves room
Kid: **** dont know who she's messing with
mom walks back into the room and proceeds to spank the **** out of the kid. Never been so happy to not use a mic.

Then about a month ago I got to listen to a guy have phone sex with his wife, he didnt realize his mic was on until someone started laughing when he talked about putting in the butt.

Kids these days. lol 
Massive thumbs up to his punishment, kids need a good whippin these days to keep them in line yet parents are too scared to do so. Happy to hear there's still some hope

lol who has phone sex while playing a video game?????/
also what was he putting in his butt??? remind me to never borrow his spare xbox controller

Not 360, PS3. I've gotten so used to the quiet on the PS3, that most times if people are talking when I join a game I will exit out right away because distracts me. Though the few times I have stayed, I get gems like above.

posts like this make me wanna use my mic while i take a dump and eveyrone is waiting in the lobby for me to finish

[l7986]

lol dear god no. I almost killed a guy through the internet last week because he thought it would be funny to rip a monster fart half way through a game.

[Daxamite]

Someone started discussing the Book of Genesis with whoever was sitting next to him. Was v distracting.

[upinya slayin]

l7986 wrote...

lol dear god no. I almost killed a guy through the internet last week because he thought it would be funny to rip a monster fart half way through a game.

lol that is hilarious. too bad you can't smell it through the mic. MS pls make this happen. mics taht transmit sound and smell

[Salarian Jesus]

A few months back I had a game with two US citizens who were discussing the abortion policy in the USA. After that, they started speaking about the presidental elections. We started the game with three players, and in wave 2 a guy with a name something like Meowzor joined the game. He was meowing into the mic for the whole match.

[Shepard VI]

upinya slayin wrote...

l7986 wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

Fiever wrote...

l7986 wrote...

Was playing on my own last night when some random kid dropped in and was arguing with his mom.
Mom: turn that crap off and get in here and clean your room
Kid: just let me play till the end of the match
Mom: ok end of the match turn it off
mom leaves room
Kid: **** dont know who she's messing with
mom walks back into the room and proceeds to spank the **** out of the kid. Never been so happy to not use a mic.

Then about a month ago I got to listen to a guy have phone sex with his wife, he didnt realize his mic was on until someone started laughing when he talked about putting in the butt.

Kids these days. lol 
Massive thumbs up to his punishment, kids need a good whippin these days to keep them in line yet parents are too scared to do so. Happy to hear there's still some hope

lol who has phone sex while playing a video game?????/
also what was he putting in his butt??? remind me to never borrow his spare xbox controller

Not 360, PS3. I've gotten so used to the quiet on the PS3, that most times if people are talking when I join a game I will exit out right away because distracts me. Though the few times I have stayed, I get gems like above.

posts like this make me wanna use my mic while i take a dump and eveyrone is waiting in the lobby for me to finish

Did that before. It turned somebody on.

[l7986]

IndoctrinatedSpectre wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

l7986 wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

Fiever wrote...

l7986 wrote...

Was playing on my own last night when some random kid dropped in and was arguing with his mom.
Mom: turn that crap off and get in here and clean your room
Kid: just let me play till the end of the match
Mom: ok end of the match turn it off
mom leaves room
Kid: **** dont know who she's messing with
mom walks back into the room and proceeds to spank the **** out of the kid. Never been so happy to not use a mic.

Then about a month ago I got to listen to a guy have phone sex with his wife, he didnt realize his mic was on until someone started laughing when he talked about putting in the butt.

Kids these days. lol 
Massive thumbs up to his punishment, kids need a good whippin these days to keep them in line yet parents are too scared to do so. Happy to hear there's still some hope

lol who has phone sex while playing a video game?????/
also what was he putting in his butt??? remind me to never borrow his spare xbox controller

Not 360, PS3. I've gotten so used to the quiet on the PS3, that most times if people are talking when I join a game I will exit out right away because distracts me. Though the few times I have stayed, I get gems like above.

posts like this make me wanna use my mic while i take a dump and eveyrone is waiting in the lobby for me to finish

Did that before. It turned somebody on.

In Kasumi's voice, "Creepy"

[upinya slayin]

i hear lots of talks about blue cheese, butt-holes, and boobies

[CrimsonN7]

l7986 wrote...

lol dear god no. I almost killed a guy through the internet last week because he thought it would be funny to rip a monster fart half way through a game.

Rofl gross!

[CynicalKrogan]

Well,this was from me,but got a few lulz anyways.

This weird french woman had her TV on (and left the voice to 'Always On',to boot),and all we could hear were loud screeching distorted voices.
I asked her,"...Er,are you a banshee?",to much amusement from the other two players.

And she might have been,for all I know. While we could hear french words being shouted in her household the whole match,she managed to get 3 grabs. What'd I tell ya?

[Ashen One]

"SPERM!!!" .... followed by over 9000 Praetorian homing missiles that wiped out the entire team.

Disciple had me laughing my ass off.

[Veganterror]

I seriously need to start using my mic more. This is brilliant.

[Bhatair]

I haven't heard anything noteworthy myself, but I do have a story.

The first game I played after retaliation came out was on hazard dagger against collectors on gold. I was playing as a PA. The team was pretty good so there wasn't too much trouble, but I was nerding out plenty and yelling and junk, having a good time. The first time a possessed abomination exploded on me I was just like: "Holy sh*t!! What the hell was that!!?" laughing etc.

Then someone said: "I think that husk guy went off like a nuke" or something. That was when I realized my mic had been set to 'always on' instead of 'push to talk' from a game I had with friends the night before. All of my hysterics had been broadcast to my teammates the whole match. =/

I'm sure they found it funny.

[darkrogueninja]

I've mentioned this exchange before, but its easily the most hilarious thing I've heard over the mic. It was my second PUG match with a former missile glitcher, and my exchange with him ended like this.
Me: You need to use Medi Gel, or the Cerberus Troopers will stomp you dead
Former Glitcher: I don't have any Medi Gel
Me: Why are you playing Gold without Medi Gel?
Former Glitcher: I just wanted some easy credits
I paused for a minute then told him "You clearly don't know how to play as a team player, and are not worth my time" and quit the match.