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[ThomasakaDes_]

Lol now I'm in a lobby that sounds like it'll be hilarious. One guy has one this thing that changes his voice to chipmunk, and he copies what the girl in the lobby says xD
Wish I had a headset

Lol the Nemesis went up on the railing and of course none of us had ever seen that

Modifié par ThomasakaDes_, 06 janvier 2013 - 11:49 .

[RoundedPlanet88]

ThomasakaDes_ wrote...

Lol now I'm in a lobby that sounds like it'll be hilarious. One guy has one this thing that changes his voice to chipmunk, and he copies what the girl in the lobby says xD
Wish I had a headset

its not durza is it? when he did that to me I nearly died laughing

[ThomasakaDes_]

RoundedPlanet88 wrote...

ThomasakaDes_ wrote...

Lol now I'm in a lobby that sounds like it'll be hilarious. One guy has one this thing that changes his voice to chipmunk, and he copies what the girl in the lobby says xD
Wish I had a headset

its not durza is it? when he did that to me I nearly died laughing

It's someone called Kazper13. 

Aww, tehy left, hate it when fun people leave

Modifié par ThomasakaDes_, 06 janvier 2013 - 11:51 .

[Mondhase]

bump?

[DJ CAVE SLAVE]

Host runs into a mob of Geth on Wave 1, gets mowed down. "Oh my.. Ah. Ah MY, OH MY GAWD. This team kinda sucks..." -leaves game- I think I must have laughed the entire restarted wave.

[TH3 URBAN NINJA]

i was playing a plat match with my buds one was a lvl 12 soldier trying to level up a bit and i and one friend were krogans aand one other random was a destroyer while my lvl 12 was a battlefield 3 soldier i kept saying stick close to the krogans and ull be fine he kept seein brutes and ravagers and screaming o s*** and finally he got grabbed by a phantom and shouted holy f*** wered that phantom come from i just got raped up the arse by da b****

[BioWareAre****s]

Me (as a Krogan, melee-ing everything): "Give me a hug!"

Camping in the corridor-balcony-thingy on FB London, every time an enemy comes up the stairs
My friend: I'm sorry, you don't have a hall pass. Bye bye.

Me yelling random swear words, forgetting my mic's on.

Played a match with two volus who 'break danced' between every wave. Cracked me up every time

A random, after I went down, playing as a geth: "Fluffy noooooo! How dare you kill our pet geth, f***ing Reaper s***! It's ok Fluffykins, I'm coming for you"

[ABjerre]

WizeMan305 wrote...

Daddy, his head came off.. How come? is he sick?

Yes ma boi. 'E 'ad a case 'o instant lead poisoning.

[stingernuke]

I like to sing the Guru "party pooper song' from the Team Four Star videos. "every party needs a pooper thats why they invited you....Party pooper!....Party pooper!"

Also I like to troll my teammates and make them think im telling people where to bury a body.

[LegionofRannoch]

"everytime a banshee screams an angel gets its wings" -LegionofRannoch

"only if you believe in Christmas cheer!" *pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* *pull*
LegionofRannoch [Pull] Cannibal

Modifié par LegionofRannoch, 09 janvier 2013 - 05:05 .

[Titus Thongger]

There was this one guy who sounded

So.
Very.
Serious.
during a glacier reaper plat game with Dark and Abs.

when he got grabbed by a banshee he yelled:
'OH MY GOD NO NO NO!'
but we saved him.
'WHAT?! I'M ALIVE!? I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD'

when he went down amidst a pile of atlases and geth primes.
'Careful, there may be hunter around!'
noooo really?

During a wave 6 hack.
'Reposition to your left! The enemy is flanking us!'


later at a wave 10 hack.

'Guys... I dont have many grenades but I'll do my best! '

it was hilarious

[Clips7]

revive me guys...hey revive me..REVIVE ME!!!..HEEEYYY!!...aw F**K!!!..."stomp".....haha...i lol hard when i heard that!!.......players need to understand that teammates can't always revive you!!

[Wild Banjoman]

My GT is Wild Banjoman. So these guys start making redneck jokes. Hah. I ended up using 5 gels to save them in a sandstorm.

[PsiMatrix]

Just now in a game; I was on my Volus Engineer and got PUG'd into an in-progress match. Few games later we're on Hydra, me and the other Vlous are running around and the other guy with the mic goes:

"When those two Volus are running around; don't they look like Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum?"

I think I'll name my Vanguard that now

[Rusty Ey3]

My favorite is that some guy starded to call me Rusty balls rather than eye.

[soulstriker09]

 When a certain friend TitusThongger was grabbed by a banshee on platinum and I saved him with a missile.

*high pitched voice*-------*regular voice*
"OHHNOOAAAAAAAH-----Oh. Wow. Thanks."

...and he was a Krogan. For shame. 

[N7 Legend Titi]

"Aghhhhhhh Sheeeeet"

[Titus Thongger]

soulstriker09 wrote...

 When a certain friend TitusThongger was grabbed by a banshee on platinum and I saved him with a missile.

*high pitched voice*-------*regular voice*
"OHHNOOAAAAAAAH-----Oh. Wow. Thanks."

...and he was a Krogan. For shame. 

no one needs to know these things.

NO ONE!

[Adamantium93]

Once had a match me with a Drelldept a friend with a Human Infiltrator (shotgun style) and two pugs one a volus and the other a Turian Soldier.

Anyhow it comes to a pizza delivery and the volus grabs it first. The Batarian walks over to him and says "you carry the fate of us all little one. If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my Harrier."
Prompting my friend and I to immediately respond with
"And you have my Indra"
"And my WRAITH"
He then blasted LotR music over the mic leading to one of the most epic waves ever.

[Vecte]

 Was playing a Platinum game with some friends, and I turned around to find three Phantoms almost in melee range.  I said, "Oh ****! Oh ****! Oh ****! Oh ****!" as I am trying to get away.

My friend who is playing the Volus Protector, comes out of nowhere, does the Volus wheeze, followed by "Earth Clan should stop being such a ****."   Oh man, we were in tears.

[MrScottBear]

"You dawg. H..Hit it wit da blue shi*! DA BLUE SHI*!" I assume he meant warp.

[OperationDUMBO]

I got yelled at once for using a missile on two Brutes, one of which had just picked up the Krogan Vangaurd who had just gel'd because he got cornered by said Brutes.

"I can't believe you wasted a missile on two f*cking Brutes."

Oh, my bad, perhaps I should have let you get squeeky toyed by it then, instead of making the extraction.

[Smooth as Goose]

played a match recently with a guy who was stoned and apparently had never seen a volus. could make him laugh uncontrollably simply by rolling...

" 'ey, whadda-hell is that?! You's a little roly-poly!! Roly-Poly Roly-Poly!!! BWHAHAHA!!! Roly-Poly Roly-Poly!!! BWHAHAHA!!!"

the. entire. match.

[N7Kopper]

Fiever wrote...

l7986 wrote...

Was playing on my own last night when some random kid dropped in and was arguing with his mom.
Mom: turn that crap off and get in here and clean your room
Kid: just let me play till the end of the match
Mom: ok end of the match turn it off
mom leaves room
Kid: **** dont know who she's messing with
mom walks back into the room and proceeds to spank the **** out of the kid. Never been so happy to not use a mic.

Then about a month ago I got to listen to a guy have phone sex with his wife, he didnt realize his mic was on until someone started laughing when he talked about putting in the butt.

Kids these days. lol 
Massive thumbs up to his punishment, kids need a good whippin these days to keep them in line yet parents are too scared to do so. Happy to hear there's still some hope

Hooray for punishment measures that would give you jail time if used against someone who can fight back, but are apparently just fine against defenseless children!

[TrveOmegaSlayer]

I'm Italian, so I'll translate into English
"kill them with the ghostbuster!"
"it's not a ghostbuster, it's an electrified sperm hydrant"

"ass, ass, ass, ass, hole, I'll f*** your butt with sand"

"hey Omega, which action figure (instead of character/kit) have you unlocked today?"

"shoot the mechanic before he pulls out the anal tractor"

far voice: "oh geez, this room stinks like a sewer, go wash your feet immediately"
"but but but mum I'm playing with the mic, everyone of my friends' listened"

gf voice "hey darling, can I squeeze this big pimple you have on your thigh?"
"NO!"
"C'mon I just squeezed mine! It's not that bad"