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[SilentStep79]

so many things i can't remember them all.
yesterday the only response i got back from a PUG on the mic was a dog barking.
don't know how "hilarious" it was, but it was a first for me.

[Demi g]

VeggiePotter wrote...

"Ahhh, Collector herpes!" (when one guy got seeker swarmed)

"Bad touch! Bad touch!" (when a Banshee grabbed the guy)

And the absolute funniest one I've ever heard had nothing to do with MP. I randomly hear "Imma rip your f****** ****** off!" and then 5 seconds later "I love ya".

I always yell "NO! BAD TOUCH!" when banshee's grab me! Coincidence?
Probably... <_<

[Pr1meSh0ck]

Adamantium93 wrote...

Once had a match me with a Drelldept a friend with a Human Infiltrator (shotgun style) and two pugs one a volus and the other a Turian Soldier.

Anyhow it comes to a pizza delivery and the volus grabs it first. The Batarian walks over to him and says "you carry the fate of us all little one. If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my Harrier."
Prompting my friend and I to immediately respond with
"And you have my Indra"
"And my WRAITH"
He then blasted LotR music over the mic leading to one of the most epic waves ever.

this, this is what i want to be a part of some day

[Influ]

IPTF was doing a Husk impression. Pure brilliance.

[Oni Changas]

Me and a fellow quoting Ahnuld and Austrian Death Machine.

[Euric]

t3hTwinky wrote...

A young boy with a thick Russian accent, after I revive him:

"Spasiba. I hump you! I hump you hump you hump you."

[ThomasakaDes_]

"How does that guy have 25k more points than the rest?"
I was for once in first with 59k while the others had around 25, which is more than 25k more points XD

Carnifex+Pistol amp I+power amp I+Armor piercing ammo I+Pistol rail amp I.
The Sentry turret helps a lot.

Lol it seems like I was doing the most work this round too, they keep dying now
I went down becaus I wanted to check what would happen if I meleed a ravanger

Modifié par ThomasakaDes_, 09 janvier 2013 - 08:48 .

[Funball_Woohee]

One of yesterday's unknown/unknown/gold games dumps us in Reactor + Reapers. Two of the players (Kenny and Stranger) get instagibbed on Wave 5, and it's Moo and me (Yura_Is_Hungry) trying not to get killed. I hear Moo asking Stranger, "So who are you watching right now? [in spectator mode]" to which he responds, "Yura, she's really good, all the Cannibals just died!".

In reality I was just running around with a low level Geth infiltrator and a Widow but somehow managed to have 15K more points than Moo, who was second and is a pretty good biotic adept. FYI, I've been gaming with these guys for a while and they're leagues ahead of me in terms of N7 and Challenge points.

[OrcStache98]

 Alright, so this isn't Mass Effect related at all because I can't remember any really amusing games. But, if you haven't head this recording before, I recommend it. Viewer discretion is advised however, there are some really really colorful words used. Still ****ing hilarious though lol.

[JDJazzmyster13]

Adamantium93 wrote...

Once had a match me with a Drelldept a friend with a Human Infiltrator (shotgun style) and two pugs one a volus and the other a Turian Soldier.

Anyhow it comes to a pizza delivery and the volus grabs it first. The Batarian walks over to him and says "you carry the fate of us all little one. If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my Harrier."
Prompting my friend and I to immediately respond with
"And you have my Indra"
"And my WRAITH"
He then blasted LotR music over the mic leading to one of the most epic waves ever.

Awesome anecdote is.... AWESOME !!!!

[KyreneZA]

My own voice echoing in my ears when someone has their mic on. Man I sound nasal!

[Rowlina]

Adamantium93 wrote...

Once had a match me with a Drelldept a friend with a Human Infiltrator (shotgun style) and two pugs one a volus and the other a Turian Soldier.

Anyhow it comes to a pizza delivery and the volus grabs it first. The Batarian walks over to him and says "you carry the fate of us all little one. If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my Harrier."
Prompting my friend and I to immediately respond with
"And you have my Indra"
"And my WRAITH"
He then blasted LotR music over the mic leading to one of the most epic waves ever.

That is the most beautiful post here. Seriously. XD

[Walker1610]

For me playing with a young British guy(maybe 14 or 15) who was cursing and complaining the whole match.......I mean the whole match. He went off when he died, when someone took a kill, when he got beat to an objective, when stuff was killed and he wasn't there.......the whole match. The icing on the cake was at the end he gave everybody compliments and told us to send him friend request, I almost died laughing

[P51Mus7ang]

This morning made me smile, my daily early morning three silver pugs.....So I get in a lobby with two Austrailian players, love the accent, both were N7 - 150 and CP less than 300. One has the eagle 1, I am assuming these two were friends due to the way they were talking, anyone one guy is explaining we haven't had a weekend operation in a long time and if you do well they give you a special weapon, he went on to say he received the Eagle which very few in the game had, we went on about how powerful it was and probably a gold plus weapon only. My mic wesn't plugged in and I couldn't help but laugh as this guy was super serious.

The game didn't go well for him, no ammo mods/had a scope and that was it and we got Cerbie.....I laughed to kill myself as I stood behind him watching him basically empty the gun trying to kill two guardians, when he was finished I put a couple shots into each with the Piranha:)

Modifié par P51Mus7ang, 13 janvier 2013 - 03:13 .

[Boog_89]

A pointless argument I had with an american guy when he tried to prove his knowledge of the UK by saying that people from wales spoke 'walish'

I was laughing so hard at him he couldn't respond.

[4ut0b4hn5child27]

AAARGGGH NAD ZA BEEEEESSSSS!!!!

[Shepard VI]

A dude admitted he hits on any girl that talks on her mic. And I got into it with him, because we were playing with a female friend of mine. I stood up for her and the guy got really butt hurt. I'm sorry that I don't want to listen to you and your pathetic game while trying to enjoy myself. Go watch porn, those are the only girls you'll see in your life. Loser.

I swear, our gender is doomed.

[Magniflyer]

I once joined a silver PUG lobby. No one else but me and the host. We both got ready, and at like 3 seconds to go, he screams 'no no no wait!', gets himself unready and starts singing a random song about black people. WTH

The other time me and a random were talking about shotguns, I mentioned the Wraith, at the same moment someone joined the lobby and said: Rape? What kind of rape?

[DEmon]

t3hTwinky wrote...

A young boy with a thick Russian accent, after I revive him:

"Spasiba. I hump you! I hump you hump you hump you."

ryanshowseason3 wrote...

BEEEES!

Also one game with a paladin where he pretended to be cheesy Mr freeze from the horrible batman and robin movie.

"Why don't you.. CHILL!" while spamming the frost power.

"ICE to see you!"

"Stay COOL!"

"Revenge is best served COLD!"

"Lets kick some ICE!"

glorious

Had an awesome guy to play with too some time ago. He played a Cerberus Vanguard and he was always going like this when using Lash:

"Come here!" "Take this.... and this!" "In yo face!" And sometimes, when some enemy was flying off the map because of that, he was like: "Wow, holy sh.. did you see that?"


On Wave 11, I was the last running to the extraction zone, he shouted: "Run Deeemon ruuun, we're extracting here!" 15 seconds were left when I entered the zone and he's like: "Phew that was close man...."

Modifié par DEmonCrypt, 13 janvier 2013 - 04:38 .

[nengbersen]

A British person doing a white supremacist impersonation.

[NguyenX2]

2 friends and a random drunk guy
I played Human engineer so right at the start of the match i deployed the drone
The drunk had no idea what it was n everytime i redeployed it, he said it disapeared!
The best part was we all convinced him we didnt see anything, that hes seeing things
So of course i spammed drone all match
I never cried so much from laughing

[Demi g]

Yesterday I heard a girl say "Greg, stop trying to put it in I'm playing a game!" The wonders of Kinect and context never cease to amaze me! XD