One PUG making fun of the other 3 of us playing (he was actually pretty funny). His volume must have been turned down, because he couldn't hear me telling him that we could hear him. He only figured it out after the game when he saw the mic icon in the lobby.
The most hilarious things you've heard over a mic while playing
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#377
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 07:06
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This guys mom storms in his room mad and goes...
"wtf u doing 45 yo man playing games , gtfo and get a job , shut this **** down right nao and **** like that"
guy probly panicked didn close the mic and we were laughing 6 months over this..
"wtf u doing 45 yo man playing games , gtfo and get a job , shut this **** down right nao and **** like that"
guy probly panicked didn close the mic and we were laughing 6 months over this..
#378
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 07:24
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4 of us disabling a single objective, for some reason, and 2 banshees were closing in.
"This, gentlemen, is where we separate the quick and the dead."
"It's my objective! I got it first" *gets impaled*
*second person get impaled* "***** *** **** ***** ***** **** ***** **** ****!"
I finish and get the objective experience and sprint away with a batarian behind me.
"Let's mix it up a little." *batarian start spamming shockwave next to me while I try to use a sniper rifle*
"This, gentlemen, is where we separate the quick and the dead."
"It's my objective! I got it first" *gets impaled*
*second person get impaled* "***** *** **** ***** ***** **** ***** **** ****!"
I finish and get the objective experience and sprint away with a batarian behind me.
"Let's mix it up a little." *batarian start spamming shockwave next to me while I try to use a sniper rifle*
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#379
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 08:28
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I'm a girl, and I was playing with my sassy gay friend, and I was playing as a sniper for one of the first times (Bronze, Cerberus). I'm not the best at aim, but I was lucky enough to get a Black Widow in one of my first packs ever, so it didn't much matter. As soon as I saw a bit of a dude, I'd shoot. I commented "Is it a problem that instead of worrying about headshots, I tend to shoot everyone in the privates?" Immediately my SGF replied, "Well, you're just shooting a different head."
#380
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 08:47
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Most of the time I never hear anything on Xbox. Maybe 1 out of 20 games or so, someone well have a mic.
#381
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 08:50
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EquisC wrote...
I'm a girl, and I was playing with my sassy gay friend, and I was playing as a sniper for one of the first times (Bronze, Cerberus). I'm not the best at aim, but I was lucky enough to get a Black Widow in one of my first packs ever, so it didn't much matter. As soon as I saw a bit of a dude, I'd shoot. I commented "Is it a problem that instead of worrying about headshots, I tend to shoot everyone in the privates?" Immediately my SGF replied, "Well, you're just shooting a different head."
Liked for sassy gay friend, the best kind of friend!
#382
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 08:52
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EquisC wrote...
I'm a girl, and I was playing with my sassy gay friend, and I was playing as a sniper for one of the first times (Bronze, Cerberus). I'm not the best at aim, but I was lucky enough to get a Black Widow in one of my first packs ever, so it didn't much matter. As soon as I saw a bit of a dude, I'd shoot. I commented "Is it a problem that instead of worrying about headshots, I tend to shoot everyone in the privates?" Immediately my SGF replied, "Well, you're just shooting a different head."
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Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 08:57
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I take the game too seriously to partake in such tomfoolery.
We have to win.
We have to win.
#384
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 08:58
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BringBackNihlus wrote...
I take the game too seriously to partake in such tomfoolery.
We have to win.
Hasn't anyone ever told you that squads preform better when they can joke around with each other?
#385
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 09:02
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BringBackNihlus wrote...
I take the game too seriously to partake in such tomfoolery.
We have to win.
BBN I'm in love with your new avi!
#386
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 09:43
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The other day i was in a bronze game to test a new kit and went in with a few new ppl, then i heard a guy and girl both went something like "Dang wth they don't have a life?!" i'm guessing they were referring to my challenge point. I thought it was funny because it is not very high compared to what i've seen.
During this same game the pizza objective came on and the girl runs to it and asks "What do i do now?" The guy replies "Run!" She runs and drops it.
During this same game the pizza objective came on and the girl runs to it and asks "What do i do now?" The guy replies "Run!" She runs and drops it.
#387
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 10:56
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Guy playing a Destroyer, yelling "Awwww yeah thats some Tony Stark ****!" every time his Hawk fired. He was mostly killing swarmers which made it even more amusing.
#388
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 11:12
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I'd be willing to take bets, that if I were there, I'd start jokeflirting with the pair of you immediately.EquisC wrote...
I'm a girl, and I was playing with my sassy gay friend, and I was playing as a sniper for one of the first times (Bronze, Cerberus). I'm not the best at aim, but I was lucky enough to get a Black Widow in one of my first packs ever, so it didn't much matter. As soon as I saw a bit of a dude, I'd shoot. I commented "Is it a problem that instead of worrying about headshots, I tend to shoot everyone in the privates?" Immediately my SGF replied, "Well, you're just shooting a different head."
#389
Posté 13 janvier 2013 - 11:53
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A guy screaming in the mic while being sinc-killed by a Banshee: noooo,i'm getting fisted!!! i'm getting fisted!!!
#390
Posté 14 janvier 2013 - 12:05
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"Hey! J947! You SUCK! *kicks J947*"
The joys of internet anonymity -__-
P.S. J947 is my Origin handle...
The joys of internet anonymity -__-
P.S. J947 is my Origin handle...
#391
Posté 14 janvier 2013 - 12:05
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Corleone-Kun wrote...
A guy screaming in the mic while being sinc-killed by a Banshee: noooo,i'm getting fisted!!! i'm getting fisted!!!
If it was on xbox that was me...
#392
Posté 14 janvier 2013 - 12:05
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[Background voice] "Get down here, your dinner will be cold!"
"F**k off mom!"
Moments later... "Waaaaaa!!!"
Player left the game.
"F**k off mom!"
Moments later... "Waaaaaa!!!"
Player left the game.
#393
Posté 14 janvier 2013 - 12:09
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Open mic, some dude was eating Doritos.
#394
Posté 14 janvier 2013 - 12:10
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PR PistonRage wrote...
[Background voice] "Get down here, your dinner will be cold!"
"F**k off mom!"
Moments later... "Waaaaaa!!!"
Player left the game.
That's so perfect I think I might cry xD
#395
Posté 14 janvier 2013 - 12:14
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Damn.CrimsonN7 wrote...
Liked for sassy gay friend, the best kind of friend!
I only have straight-acting gay friends, and brutally b!thcy gay friends.
#396
Posté 16 janvier 2013 - 02:09
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Leader and his friend is discussing what's the point of skin color for quarians 
They called the Preatorian crab xD And it's not fun to get trapped by 2 of those, a captain and some other stuff behind them without missles, and I was the only alive. So I ended up just standing there shooting my Paladin at one of the crabs without even trying to get out
They were violating me like crazy, my poor femquarian
They called the Preatorian crab xD And it's not fun to get trapped by 2 of those, a captain and some other stuff behind them without missles, and I was the only alive. So I ended up just standing there shooting my Paladin at one of the crabs without even trying to get out
They were violating me like crazy, my poor femquarian
Modifié par ThomasakaDes_, 16 janvier 2013 - 03:17 .
#397
Posté 28 février 2013 - 03:30
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Just got into a lobby where a girl was humming on this song xD
Edit: She was talking nonstop, it was a little bit annoying, fortunatly her volume wasn't that loud. In some other language than english. Mexican-ish maybe
Edit: She was talking nonstop, it was a little bit annoying, fortunatly her volume wasn't that loud. In some other language than english. Mexican-ish maybe
Modifié par ThomasakaDes_, 28 février 2013 - 04:03 .
#398
Posté 02 mars 2013 - 09:13
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First thing I hear when I get into a new lobby is a kid moaing, and then saying "Stupid krogan"
Think it was the leader who was playing with a kroguard.
Think it was the leader who was playing with a kroguard.
#399
Posté 03 mars 2013 - 09:56
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My turn!
- One time, I was rocking the Batarian Soldier on gold or Silver. I had set him up for maximum durability and I was claymoaring, searing and punching the **** out of the geth and surviving the most ridiculous amounts of punishment. (Actually, it was one of the most badass moments for me in this game.) But these two random guys talking over the mic was certainly taking notice. On one occasion they actually screamed: "Look at that badass Batarian. He just WON'T die, he just took three pyro's in the face and walked away."
- I listened to a guy's baby screaming the entirety of a game. Sigh.
- Another time, I was rocking with Battlefield Soldier and Claymoar on Reaper/GIANT/GOLD. As I was setting up, a surprised guy was saying: "Why is he using THAT guy? Is he a noob?" (Another voice:) "Nah, he knows what he's doing." I continued to rock the **** out of the reapers.
- One time, I was rocking the Batarian Soldier on gold or Silver. I had set him up for maximum durability and I was claymoaring, searing and punching the **** out of the geth and surviving the most ridiculous amounts of punishment. (Actually, it was one of the most badass moments for me in this game.) But these two random guys talking over the mic was certainly taking notice. On one occasion they actually screamed: "Look at that badass Batarian. He just WON'T die, he just took three pyro's in the face and walked away."
- I listened to a guy's baby screaming the entirety of a game. Sigh.
- Another time, I was rocking with Battlefield Soldier and Claymoar on Reaper/GIANT/GOLD. As I was setting up, a surprised guy was saying: "Why is he using THAT guy? Is he a noob?" (Another voice:) "Nah, he knows what he's doing." I continued to rock the **** out of the reapers.
#400
Posté 03 mars 2013 - 10:01
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"Hey Sexbot, Wanna ****?"
That Guy Was a ****ing Volus.
If Only Friendly Fire Was On....
That Guy Was a ****ing Volus.
If Only Friendly Fire Was On....
