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[Apostate 94]

FB Dagger fighing Geth an american guy stated that we should "leave the Prime alone, it's mine". 3 seconds later we see 2 missles flying towards it, 1 being mine and the other was someone else's. He got the kill for it and the American guy says " Noo it was supposed to be mine!". This continued till the end of the match.

[Kuato Livezz]

I'm guessing the player didn't know about the push to talk option. A lot of background noise from a player and another player shouts "Please stop that noise, we can all hear it!" It was small kids in the background. A few seconds later a man's voice shouts "Shut up! They can hear you!" This was followed by several kids starting to cry.

[ThomasakaDes_]

"Stay out of my hex shield"

No I will not. The Juggernaut is a damn support character, if people want to stay behind it, they are very much allowed to.
Stupid selfish player.
Plus the lag was so damn intense after wave 4, that I barelly wanted to move

[Simba501]

I rocketed a group of bosses right before someone else did.

"Simba, no!!"

Another guy - "Simba said he's the real lion king!"

Lol

[KiraTsukasa]

"We need a Pokeball!"

[omegamantis113]

During extraction on FB Dagger I had a team member not realize that he needed to be at the lower LZ. Other random..."guess he's gonna take the short bus"

[darklord5830]

Joined a game in progress with a guy making cat noises....

He was playing the cabal, so it made a wierd sort of sense. However I can't unhear that whenever the cabal melees stuff.

[Gao Qiu]

Heard a British-sounding pug say, "I'll just be over here with these guardians, I think my gun's beginning to slightly annoy them."

Guess he didn't have any ap gear or ammo equipped!

[Acyl]

Gold match. The random player saying this was dead, so he was viewing our cameras. Remember, he was dead.

"What the f**k. Are you just going to run around? Are you...are you all just running all the time? You can't play like that! What the hell, are you stupid? THIS IS GOLD, YOU CAN'T PLAY LIKE THAT! YOU CAN'T JUST RUN AROUND! Don't you ever take cover?! You're going to get killed! What the f**k."

This happened literally every round. The best thing was - I knew the other two players in the match, and all three of us had mics. We didn't say anything. It was just a constant stream of protests and abuse every time the other guy got downed and bled out...and dead silence from three other players, still running around happily and not taking cover.

Modifié par Acyl, 04 mars 2013 - 02:04 .

[d4eaming]

Got in a game with friends and the pug had a name like "dontdropjohn" so we laughed about it. When he got banshee grabbed, my friend starts yelling "drop johnny oh god drop johnny!"

Poor guy dropped lobby after that match XD

[PootyMcBooty]

People like my name.

[RemingtonArms]

During an otherwise quiet game, a guy that was playing a Female Quarian yelled "THEY KILLED TALI!" when he was sync killed by a Scion.

Then another guy chimed in with "THAT BASTARD!"

As the rest of us were laughing (he wasn't), he then followed up with "AVENGE HER NOW!" and a bunch of death threats toward the Scion, then later thanking us for killing the said Scion.

He didn't say a peep afterward.

Modifié par RemingtonArms, 04 mars 2013 - 03:26 .

[SapientesGladio]

A boy jerking off.

When called out, he unplugs mic>leaves lobby.

Two of us died laughing, I lived to tell the tale

[andrew688k]

Gredd18 wrote...

"Hey Sexbot, Wanna ****?"
That Guy Was a ****ing Volus.
If Only Friendly Fire Was On....

wait... what?
:huh:

Modifié par andrew688k, 04 mars 2013 - 03:23 .

[Devix]

A person once played the mighty morphin power rangers theme over his mic.

[alan 10]

We were running for extraction in Firebase Reactor, Hazard, and I get shot in the back by an atlas rocket and go down. I tell them just to run and hit the button, but one guy comes back and says over his mic "Never leave a man behind... Especially in a thermonuclear reactor." we both got to safety too.

[tevix]

Guy playing vanilla solder on R/G caused a FE on an armored cannibal but didn't kill it. He stared at it for about 5 seconds then just walked away, so I finished it.

It earned me:
"Quit kill stealing you f----- punk! Find your own f------ targets! This kid is seriously p------ me off!"

Next wave he gets himself backed into a corner and grabbed by a banshee. I choose not to save him with a rocket. Earned me:
"F----- punk just stood there while I died. God f----- d-----!"

Good times.

[Titus Thongger]

The most polite PuG ever. He was fairly new, but he put his back into it. Didnt say much at all until the end of the game.

'That was the best gold game I've ever played! Thanks so much guys! Can I add you guys to my friends list?'

[tevix]

@Titus

That's so cute!

Can I keep him?

[Dee V3]

Playing with myself and randoms, Collectors/London/Platinum. Wave 8, teammates go down near the beginning of the wave. No one seems to use a medigel. Here's how it goes:

Me: So, no one wants to pick themselves up when we're 2 away from money round?
Random guy: Sorry, got executed instantly.
Random guy 2: Same.
Random guy 3: .....
Me: Don't worry guys I got this. *Puts mic down by iPad. Changes song to Guile's theme.* Proceeds to **** **** up with my AH.
Wave ends
Random guy: Haha, that was epic.
Random guy 2: Guile's theme does infact go with everything.
Random guy 3: ......

[nicethugbert]

Anything that Lord Uzur says, well almost.

[Ulrich282]

Me:Silence
Guy1:Silence
Guy2:Silence
Guy3:Silence
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Mission Successful!

[chefcook90]

When the rest of my team was downed and I was headbutting my way to victory:
"HE! IS! KROGAN!!!"

[Psylis]

Gangster Rap in some random European language. My friends wife was like "what song is that?"....cause it sounded soooo much like regular rap except when you actually tried to find out what the guy was talking about.

[Typhrus]

A friend and I are playing FBW/Gold Hazard (we're both Australian) and we're talking the usual crap that we do and some American pipes up. He confidently says we're British which gave a burst of laughter from both of us. My friend says some expletive deletives and insults his intelligence. I calmly say "We're not British mate". Emphasis on the 'mate' because we all apparently say that . Needless to say he didn't say much after that and I think we wiped some time later.

Another time play as a Kroguard with the same friend, there was also another Asari. Muck around I start meleeing my friend and the Asari joins in. Me quoting the Krogan shaman from ME2 (well slightly changed) "I like this Asari, she understands!" Got a smirk from me and laughter from my friend.

Yeah I'm that boring....