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[painforest]

"The ending wasn't even that bad. I loved it."

[paranoio]

Was playing a random, with some guys that apparently know each other well... we did a few matches together, and it took me "helloffatime" to understand what enemies they were referering to, in their drinken haze.. here a short list, og what i remember:

Guardians: Turtles
Atlas: Trashcans
Dragoons: Ponies
Phantoms: sniper *****es
Engineers: Social workers

Banshees: Long legged huggers/ladies/screamers
Brutes: Puppies
Ravagers: cheaters

Abominations: Boomboom - Posessed: BOOMBOOOOOOM (imagine that over the mic) >.>
preatorians: big flyer
Swarms: Flyers

Cant remember the rest.. all of this was said with a somewhat drunk, and semi non understandable accent

[RequiemPrime]

"Oh god it's looking at me!"

"OMG it's chasing me! Help!"

Someone seriously referring to a Praetorian.............

[Miclotov]

American person speaking about his white supremacy and other racist things.

[SeanThen1]

Miclotov wrote...

American person speaking about his white supremacy and other racist things.

We've played with the same guy! Dude is a CREEPER!

[BadDad67]

Was playing a guy using a Paladin really well, he was running around seeking every Phantom he could find, he would hit them once with Acolyte (i think) and then shield whip them across the map while yelling "Sitdown ****!" sometimes inserting an "F" in there for good measure.

Worst was just the other night some idiot with a crummy fake British accent running around without really shooting anything spewing out disgusting insults and making fun of people he was reviving.

[Ziegrif]

Pull + Paladin shield smash = GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!

[Miclotov]

SeanThen1 wrote...

Miclotov wrote...

American person speaking about his white supremacy and other racist things.

We've played with the same guy! Dude is a CREEPER!

Where you the guy sending me long messages apologizing for his behaviour?

[Stabby Badger]

For operation privateer:

"Brutes count towards the goal, right?

Yeah they do, anything shielded counts."

[SeanThen1]

Miclotov wrote...

SeanThen1 wrote...

Miclotov wrote...

American person speaking about his white supremacy and other racist things.

We've played with the same guy! Dude is a CREEPER!

Where you the guy sending me long messages apologizing for his behaviour?

No Sir. Like I said, I grabbed my ill gotten credits and never looked back.

Modifié par SeanThen1, 27 novembre 2012 - 02:10 .

[sliven020]

"No, NO, NO, NOOOOOO... FUUUUUUU-"
I think you can figure out what happened to the guy who said this.

[Skullheart]

"N7 ranking over 9000, how the hell you did it?"

"I was bored."

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I was playing in a lobby with a Volue engineer, staying close to the group and recharging the shields (train of the death with a volus healer). After 3 succesful games I changed characters, and some dude said:

"Hey, we lost the walking battery."

[DamonD7]

I did have one Gold wave, back during the first month playing MP, where there was an American guy expousing at great, great length about the American political system and how the liberal media was misreporting everything.

I just kept quiet. I didn't want to miss out on the Gold xp + credits, so kept my head down as he nattered on for the full 25-odd minutes, did the waves, extracted and left.

[Rynocerous]

A guy who would put on "Holding out for a hero" on mic every extraction.

Also, a krogan with a Typhoon X who appearantly thought he was the TF2 heavy, complete with accented quotes. Would scream 'cry some more' out whenever he hosed down a Banshee.

[P51Mus7ang]

Twice since I started I suggested in game the two get a room......or focus on the game, one was pretty funny.

On a serious note there is one that bothers me deeply but I do not say anything, parents yelling at their children

[Si7ent Sigh]

Two kids talking, must have been about 12-15 years old.

"I don't know if you know this, but if you play Firebase White, Geth and Gold. You can hide behind the counter, and pull them over the top".

[Zorinho20_CRO]

The best was some Russian guy,who played Krogan soldier and every time,when died,literally cried like a baby to save him:"Heeelp,heeelp,save me".
I said to him:"You are f_____g Krogan,how can you die so often.And please stop crying."

[hiawoood]

man... this thread made me laugh so hard! Keep them coming guys

[ryanshowseason3]

"stasis works on armor so stop saying it doesn't you're just menstruating out of your mouth."

We found out later just whose mouth was full of it.

[VaultingFrog]

Somebody said once and only once:

"Damn that loaf dropped like a brick. Glad thats out."

[HusarX]

Goddess/Reaper/Gold , 30 sec to extraction. A guy with Armored Compartments "Anything bigger than a swarmer gets a missile".

It was a damn good PUG.

Modifié par HusarX, 27 novembre 2012 - 03:09 .

[CrimsonN7]

GuardianJosh wrote...

"Stop touching me. Stop. STOP. GET OFF. Goddamn cat."

LOL!

[ryanshowseason3]

BEEEES!

Also one game with a paladin where he pretended to be cheesy Mr freeze from the horrible batman and robin movie.

"Why don't you.. CHILL!" while spamming the frost power.

"ICE to see you!"

"Stay COOL!"

"Revenge is best served COLD!"

"Lets kick some ICE!"

[Podboq]

paranoio wrote...

Was playing a random, with some guys that apparently know each other well... we did a few matches together, and it took me "helloffatime" to understand what enemies they were referering to, in their drinken haze.. here a short list, og what i remember:

Guardians: Turtles
Atlas: Trashcans
Dragoons: Ponies
Phantoms: sniper *****es
Engineers: Social workers

Banshees: Long legged huggers/ladies/screamers
Brutes: Puppies
Ravagers: cheaters

Abominations: Boomboom - Posessed: BOOMBOOOOOOM (imagine that over the mic) >.>
preatorians: big flyer
Swarms: Flyers

Cant remember the rest.. all of this was said with a somewhat drunk, and semi non understandable accent

Hah I have to start using those.

[Saltyballz81]

"Man, dont tick up i'm pulling a bong.....>bubbling<............>cough cough cough COOOUGH<.......>BLUUUUUURGGH<"

Me :- "Mate, did you just f**king throw up?"

He leaves, we all collapse laughing.

Theres been many, many others but that was probably the funniest.