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[wthing3593]

Player 1: "How should I spec cluster grenades?"
Player 2: "Choose shrapnel, it works better against armor."
Me:

[mo0nblade]

I was called a f*g by a 12 year old for playing as a turian soldier then about 2 minutes later i heard his mom yelling and he then said " im sorry for calling you a f*g my mom made me apologize"

Modifié par mo0nblade, 27 novembre 2012 - 03:35 .

[N7 TwinWolf]

"Ah, sh--" *leaves game as host*

-Squadmate, after getting sync-killed by a Banshee.

For some reason, I burst out laughing.

[lynroy]

This was said by a friend of mine to another friend that was in the process of being grabbed by a possessed abomination that most of us were shooting at:
"No! Let them hump!"
We all knew what he meant but it didn't prevent me from dying because I was laughing so hard.

[Zero132132]

Someone raged at me SO HARD for an epic kill-steal. We got the "one more remaining!" message, and they were camping the L pipe on Condor. He ran out to get it, had whittled it down to being nearly dead, and with almost nothing remaining, my 'Pull' (radius/lift damage, pre-buff) rounded a corner and ate away the very last of the enemy's life.

"WHAT THE ****!!!!??" he screamed, with the fury of a thousand suns.
"Hey, I'm a Drell. Badass cartwheels means that I'm a ****ing ninja."
In that silly mocking-what-someone-says tone he repeated "I'm a ****ing ninja, I'm a ****ing ninja," followed quickly by "**** YOU!"

My first time Drellguarding in Gold, actually. It was good-natured. They didn't boot me afterwards or anything. But holy Hell that made me laugh.

[kipac]

It was Platinum lobby and we were waiting for one more person to show up.
After awhile, a kid (probably around 8) showed up and said "Hello~!" and then confidently hit ready right away while saying "well then, let's go!"
No consumables, no gear, and just Avenger II...
But we couldn't bring ourselves to kick him because... You know, he was a polite kid and all..
We just waited until he decided to leave himself.

[millahnna]

GuardianJosh wrote...

"Stop touching me. Stop. STOP. GET OFF. Goddamn cat."

Xbox?  Could've been me. 

[DragonRacer]

This is a family board, so I can't really repeat some of the funniest things I've heard.

However, there's one thing that amuses me to no end, and that's how guys react to me calling a Banshee or Phantom a (insert negative female name here - choose either variety, I use either one depending on anger level). I have no idea why unless there's just something funny about a female voice over the mic calling a female enemy a bad female name. Are they thinking catfight or something?

Any guys who can shed some light on this? Because whether it's friends or PUGs, dudes bust out laughing Every. Single. Time.

[MstrJedi Kyle]

DragonRacer wrote...

This is a family board, so I can't really repeat some of the funniest things I've heard.

However, there's one thing that amuses me to no end, and that's how guys react to me calling a Banshee or Phantom a (insert negative female name here - choose either variety, I use either one depending on anger level). I have no idea why unless there's just something funny about a female voice over the mic calling a female enemy a bad female name. Are they thinking catfight or something?

Any guys who can shed some light on this? Because whether it's friends or PUGs, dudes bust out laughing Every. Single. Time.

That's just one of those things that are really funny for no reason at all

[AlienSpaceBats]

I'm on PC so don't hear much mic chatter but lately on gold Reapers...

Random guy: [unintelligible Russian] OH SH*T A F**KING BANSHEE! [unintelligible Russian]

[Gray Hunter]

Not an ME3 MP story, but a good one. Some friends of mine were in the Halo 3 MP lobby after a game, and there's a kid of maybe 8 years old on the other (losing) team screaming at us that we only won because we were "f***ing noobs" who didn't "f***ing play f***ing properly".

After about a minute of a tirade that would make a rugby player blush, we hear his mother burst into his room and yell "Tommy, how dare you use language like that?". The kid starts crying and whining, saying that he's sorry.

Then mom hears us laughing, and it clicks:

MOM: Wait, are these real people you're talking to like this?

KID: No, Mommy, no! I promise!

US, IN UNISON: Yes! We're real!

MOM: Oh my God, I am so sorry. Tommy, that's it, you're never playing Xbox again!

KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMY NOOOOOO!

Then blessed silence. We laughed for ages, then we all partied up.

Modifié par Gray Hunter, 27 novembre 2012 - 03:58 .

[MstrJedi Kyle]

Gray Hunter wrote...

Not an ME3 MP story, but a good one. Some friends of mine were in the Halo 3 MP lobby after a game, and there's a kid of maybe 8 years old on the other (losing) team screaming at us that we only won because we were "f***ing noobs" who didn't "f***ing play f***ing properly".

After about a minute of a tirade that would make a rugby player blush, we hear his mother burst into his room and yell "Tommy, how dare you use language like that?". The kid starts crying and whining, saying that he's sorry.

Then mom hears us laughing, and it clicks:

MOM: Wait, are these real people you're talking to like this?

KID: No, Mommy, no! I promise!

US, IN UNISON: Yes! We're real!

MOM: Oh my God, I am so sorry. Tommy, that's it, you're never playing Xbox again!

KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMY NOOOOOO!

Then blessed silence. We laughed for ages, then we all partied up.

Epic mom is epic!

[GeneralMoskvin_2.0]

I had an all turian match recently. All the turian classes available atm in one lobby, all equipping the phaeston for fun (I was the TGI for the record). The havoc was definitely Australian and always exclaimed"HAVOOOOOOC STRIIKE!" whenever havocstriking a husk. During the waves we had heavy melee dances and spit out stuff like "FOR PALAVEN, YOU ABOMINATIONS!" It was the greatest round ever.

[shards7]

"COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"

"ok.....volus....."

[OldeGrim]

A guy from China mockingly trying to sing the American National Anthem.

I'm not American but the 2 other guys weren't impressed and proceeded with the racist comments etc.

[comeatmeguy]

"I wanna bring you to a gay bar!"
Seriously, someone joined and said that phrase. I was like o_O

[Zero132132]

DragonRacer wrote...

This is a family board, so I can't really repeat some of the funniest things I've heard.

However, there's one thing that amuses me to no end, and that's how guys react to me calling a Banshee or Phantom a (insert negative female name here - choose either variety, I use either one depending on anger level). I have no idea why unless there's just something funny about a female voice over the mic calling a female enemy a bad female name. Are they thinking catfight or something?

Any guys who can shed some light on this? Because whether it's friends or PUGs, dudes bust out laughing Every. Single. Time.

Because we do the same thing, but we try not to use the 'C' word when womens are in the game. Hearing it from one of you is lol-worthy just because of that.

kipac wrote...

It was Platinum lobby and we were waiting for one more person to show up.
After awhile, a kid (probably around 8) showed up and said "Hello~!" and then confidently hit ready right away while saying "well then, let's go!"
No consumables, no gear, and just Avenger II...
But we couldn't bring ourselves to kick him because... You know, he was a polite kid and all..
We just waited until he decided to leave himself.

Sometimes, I want to ready up with people like this. I wish I were good enough at Platinum to carry noobs. I think at least once, with two friends, we left the fourth slot to fill with a random. They were N7 1, and we just couldn't resist. Pretty sure they rage quit and were replaced by a competent flamer+cluster 'nade Vorcha, so it turned out okay, but some things are just too funny to pass up.

Modifié par Zero132132, 27 novembre 2012 - 04:10 .

[ryanshowseason3]

comeatmeguy wrote...

"I wanna bring you to a gay bar!"
Seriously, someone joined and said that phrase. I was like o_O

its a song. Titled: Gay bar  I believe by electric six.

I find it humorous.

[RemovableSanity]

jamesbrown3 wrote...

"COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"

"ok.....volus....."

hahaha epic

[DragonRacer]

Zero132132 wrote...

DragonRacer wrote...

This is a family board, so I can't really repeat some of the funniest things I've heard.

However, there's one thing that amuses me to no end, and that's how guys react to me calling a Banshee or Phantom a (insert negative female name here - choose either variety, I use either one depending on anger level). I have no idea why unless there's just something funny about a female voice over the mic calling a female enemy a bad female name. Are they thinking catfight or something?

Any guys who can shed some light on this? Because whether it's friends or PUGs, dudes bust out laughing Every. Single. Time.

Because we do the same thing, but we try not to use the 'C' word when womens are in the game. Hearing it from one of you is lol-worthy just because of that.

That particular one © gets fairly mixed reactions. Some guys laugh and some gasp. But I only use it when supremely unhappy and not very often.

B is thrown around ALL the time, though. Either in a freak out "Ahhh, that B is chasing me!" or an angry "That's it, I'm takin' this B out!" way. That one slays the room every time. I just wasn't sure if it was funny in an irony sort of way because of gender or maybe just funny because I'm super-serious when I say it, and I do have a Southern accent, so could just be a combination of angry redneck woman, too. lulz

[Ziegrif]

ryanshowseason3 wrote...

comeatmeguy wrote...

"I wanna bring you to a gay bar!"
Seriously, someone joined and said that phrase. I was like o_O

its a song. Titled: Gay bar  I believe by electric six.

I find it humorous.

YOU!  i wanna take you to a GAY BAR!

I think I've actually sang this a couple of times for lulz.

[BurningLiquor]

Gray Hunter wrote...

Not an ME3 MP story, but a good one. Some friends of mine were in the Halo 3 MP lobby after a game, and there's a kid of maybe 8 years old on the other (losing) team screaming at us that we only won because we were "f***ing noobs" who didn't "f***ing play f***ing properly".

After about a minute of a tirade that would make a rugby player blush, we hear his mother burst into his room and yell "Tommy, how dare you use language like that?". The kid starts crying and whining, saying that he's sorry.

Then mom hears us laughing, and it clicks:

MOM: Wait, are these real people you're talking to like this?

KID: No, Mommy, no! I promise!

US, IN UNISON: Yes! We're real!

MOM: Oh my God, I am so sorry. Tommy, that's it, you're never playing Xbox again!

KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMY NOOOOOO!

Then blessed silence. We laughed for ages, then we all partied up.

Priceless.

I am laughing so hard right now. Thank you, good sir. Thank you.

[Cole Jones]

Hm...I would have to say the whole conversation me and a friend had during a gold match. After my grabbing of someone over a counter as a Vorcha, Someone yelled out "DO A MEDI GELL!" And in unison we yell back "SHUT THE FK UP FOX!"

[CrimsonN7]

DarthKilby wrote...

Gray Hunter wrote...

Not an ME3 MP story, but a good one. Some friends of mine were in the Halo 3 MP lobby after a game, and there's a kid of maybe 8 years old on the other (losing) team screaming at us that we only won because we were "f***ing noobs" who didn't "f***ing play f***ing properly".

After about a minute of a tirade that would make a rugby player blush, we hear his mother burst into his room and yell "Tommy, how dare you use language like that?". The kid starts crying and whining, saying that he's sorry.

Then mom hears us laughing, and it clicks:

MOM: Wait, are these real people you're talking to like this?

KID: No, Mommy, no! I promise!

US, IN UNISON: Yes! We're real!

MOM: Oh my God, I am so sorry. Tommy, that's it, you're never playing Xbox again!

KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMY NOOOOOO!

Then blessed silence. We laughed for ages, then we all partied up.

Epic mom is epic!

Indeed I LOL'D though!

[HybridVirus1507]

I was with a group that called Possessed Abominations "backpack nukes", which was oddly appropriate.

Anyway, Silver, FB Condor. Me and this Destroyer are posted up down by the supply box, fighting the collectors. Takin' a slow day, no golds. And we've got these two guys, getting their asses kicked up and down, despite the fact we try to cover them. Anyway, it clicks over to "last enemy" and we're like 'oh, alright, ammo up and sit tight." About a minute ticks by. He and I are just talking, when all the sudden he stops midsentence and says "are you seeing this s***?" I look, and the two other guys are chasing this poor drone back and forth between the APCs. He goes "oh, for the love of-" stands up, pops off one shot with the Saber, headshots the drone. "Hey! You two! Quick f***ing around, this ain't a Scooby Doo cartoon." I died laughing XD.