on FB White map 20s till extraction:
"Get to da choppa"
The most hilarious things you've heard over a mic while playing
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#77
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:34
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I used to say this a lot. Still do actually.exodus7 wrote...
on FB White map 20s till extraction:
"Get to da choppa"
#78
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:35
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Doc and I have been referred to as the “Waldorf and Stadler” of Mass Effect. If you have heard the following statements it more than likely started from us.
Doc: “The Ex-Wife is here!”
Crash: “First or Second one Doc?”
Doc: “Ohh the First one, she truly hates me!”
“Crabs! I’ve got Crabs!”
“Toasters, two of’em”
“I’m negotiating with Big Red!”
“Watch it Big Bada Boom!”
Crash: “He’s gotten a hand J—from hell!”
“She’s a runner but her sister likes it up close and personal!”
“Meat wads are at brunch/lunch!”
“There’s a Lenny, Squiggy can’t be far behind!”
Crash: “Artillery!!”
“Stealthers brought buddies.”
Priceless Vorcha quote used when sighted “Big Machine!”
Crash: “I’ve been slimed!”
“Goonies!!”
Doc: “No—No, No, Stop it, no-no-no!”
“Typewriters are everywhere!!”
Crash: “I’m getting pawed at by groupies!”
During random banter it is not uncommon for Doc and I to hear “Don’t know what your talking about, not sure I was born yet.”
Ryde…
Doc: “The Ex-Wife is here!”
Crash: “First or Second one Doc?”
Doc: “Ohh the First one, she truly hates me!”
“Crabs! I’ve got Crabs!”
“Toasters, two of’em”
“I’m negotiating with Big Red!”
“Watch it Big Bada Boom!”
Crash: “He’s gotten a hand J—from hell!”
“She’s a runner but her sister likes it up close and personal!”
“Meat wads are at brunch/lunch!”
“There’s a Lenny, Squiggy can’t be far behind!”
Crash: “Artillery!!”
“Stealthers brought buddies.”
Priceless Vorcha quote used when sighted “Big Machine!”
Crash: “I’ve been slimed!”
“Goonies!!”
Doc: “No—No, No, Stop it, no-no-no!”
“Typewriters are everywhere!!”
Crash: “I’m getting pawed at by groupies!”
During random banter it is not uncommon for Doc and I to hear “Don’t know what your talking about, not sure I was born yet.”
Ryde…
#79
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:37
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I came into a game where to guys 30ish in age were have a very serious conversation about power rangers... They were drell...
#80
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:44
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Played with a kid, who was complaining about the other 2 guys stealing his kills.
He went down, I revived and I was told I was his hero. Now, I'm playing kroguard, same as one of the other guys and the ensuing conversation goes like this......
Kid.... "NOOOOO!!!!! you took my kill, I'm gonna hurt you!!!"
Heavy melee on me ensues
Me.... "yeah, that's me your hitting lol"
Kid.... "oh crap sorry!!"
Other guy takes another kill
Kid..... "NOOOOOOO!!!!! AGAIN??? Come here so I can hit you"
Another heavy melee ensues
Me...... am laughing so hard, I go down cos I don't see that damn marauder shooting me
Kid ...... "NOOOOOOOOOO, I killed you, I killed you, I'm sorry"
I was absolutely no good for the rest of the match lol
He went down, I revived and I was told I was his hero. Now, I'm playing kroguard, same as one of the other guys and the ensuing conversation goes like this......
Kid.... "NOOOOO!!!!! you took my kill, I'm gonna hurt you!!!"
Heavy melee on me ensues
Me.... "yeah, that's me your hitting lol"
Kid.... "oh crap sorry!!"
Other guy takes another kill
Kid..... "NOOOOOOO!!!!! AGAIN??? Come here so I can hit you"
Another heavy melee ensues
Me...... am laughing so hard, I go down cos I don't see that damn marauder shooting me
Kid ...... "NOOOOOOOOOO, I killed you, I killed you, I'm sorry"
I was absolutely no good for the rest of the match lol
#81
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:45
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"What the <a word depends on player's mood>!" When a player with mic frustrated and dying. That kinda delight me. Same when I'm playing cod.
#82
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:45
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5 stars just don't do this thread any justice. I'm dying laughing here. 
Whenever I read threads like this, I wish there was more talking going on during matches on pc.
Whenever I read threads like this, I wish there was more talking going on during matches on pc.
#83
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:52
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I heard while joining an ongoing game "Heal me Man!" its sad when you join in Wave 2 and you see dead people....
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#84
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:55
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"I shield you, friend. You help me over low walls; we have deal?" -Volus
"Contract accepted, client clan." - Me, Turian
If I could have placed a reassuring hand on his tiny little shoulder, by God, I would have.
He later said that while I was unable to assist him in mounting low walls, he was most pleased that I "exploded the shrieking ****s" in the tenth round. Ran around singing the praises of the ****slayer the whole next round.
Thank you so much for Volus, Bioware. Really. Thank you.
"Contract accepted, client clan." - Me, Turian
If I could have placed a reassuring hand on his tiny little shoulder, by God, I would have.
He later said that while I was unable to assist him in mounting low walls, he was most pleased that I "exploded the shrieking ****s" in the tenth round. Ran around singing the praises of the ****slayer the whole next round.
Thank you so much for Volus, Bioware. Really. Thank you.
#85
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:57
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GallowsPole wrote...
Nothing beats the wife/girlfriend yelling and screaming to get off the game. Then you see so and so has left mission.
acctually had a game the other night with P51Mus7ang and some others and my wife came in to tell my son "It's time to go to bed" the funny part was the guys I was playing with were like ha I havent been told to go to bed in years...
#86
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:58
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Some dude's wife giving birth (or something), he was pretty torn between that and the game. The game won
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Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 05:06
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Lajkos wrote...
Some dude's wife giving birth (or something), he was pretty torn between that and the game. The game won
Are you serious?? LOL
#88
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 05:13
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I didn't hear this one personally but laffed like I did....
Krogaurd at the top of the control room ramp on Vancouver.....had a cannibal feeding frenzy during a hack....proceeds to headbut anything and everything in site....all while screaming into his mic (using his best Gandalf/Balrog voice) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!"
Wish I had heard it personally, but that is riotous even when conveyed second hand....
Krogaurd at the top of the control room ramp on Vancouver.....had a cannibal feeding frenzy during a hack....proceeds to headbut anything and everything in site....all while screaming into his mic (using his best Gandalf/Balrog voice) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!"
Wish I had heard it personally, but that is riotous even when conveyed second hand....
#89
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 05:16
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ifritanshiva wrote...
Played with a kid, who was complaining about the other 2 guys stealing his kills.
He went down, I revived and I was told I was his hero. Now, I'm playing kroguard, same as one of the other guys and the ensuing conversation goes like this......
Kid.... "NOOOOO!!!!! you took my kill, I'm gonna hurt you!!!"
Heavy melee on me ensues
Me.... "yeah, that's me your hitting lol"
Kid.... "oh crap sorry!!"
Other guy takes another kill
Kid..... "NOOOOOOO!!!!! AGAIN??? Come here so I can hit you"
Another heavy melee ensues
Me...... am laughing so hard, I go down cos I don't see that damn marauder shooting me
Kid ...... "NOOOOOOOOOO, I killed you, I killed you, I'm sorry"
I was absolutely no good for the rest of the match lol
Remember this one well...was pretty stinking funny! Think I was the kill-stealing culprit in that one....
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#90
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 05:20
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@ Datdude1970, Yup, you were ha ha ha. Who else was with us? was it baxtin?
#91
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 05:38
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Get this: we're on platinum fighting for our lives because the 4th guy left. We get surrounded by two brutes, a banshee, and a ravenger on wave 9, and we somehow all go down at the same time with no med's left, so I'm thinking that we're done. As we go down, a random guy enters and fires a missile and kills all of them, ending the round. But the hilarious thing was, right before he pulled the trigger, he says
"Enkindle this"! And then he leaves! We got saved by Blasto!
"Enkindle this"! And then he leaves! We got saved by Blasto!
#92
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 05:38
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About three months ago I was in a gold game and at the start of the match a kid came over the mic and said a few things and his mic was close to his face so it he was loud and I could hear him breathing. So I just decided to mute him because I was already getting sick of playing PUGs that day.
I think it was about wave 3 when all of the sudden a guy comes on the mic and starts screaming "SHUT THE **** UP KID! STOP TRASH TALKING EVERYONE, YOUR ONE OF THE WORST ****ING PLAYERS I HAVE EVER PLAYED WITH!"
I couldn't stop laughing
I think it was about wave 3 when all of the sudden a guy comes on the mic and starts screaming "SHUT THE **** UP KID! STOP TRASH TALKING EVERYONE, YOUR ONE OF THE WORST ****ING PLAYERS I HAVE EVER PLAYED WITH!"
I couldn't stop laughing
#93
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 05:45
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haha I heard a guy yelling at this ather guy "IF YOU WOULD USE THAT VORCHA SHIELD RECHARGE THING I WOULD F'ING BE IN FIRST!" so funny and he was even more pissed when the dude said something like wrong kit retard that's the volus.
#94
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 05:45
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a long while back some friends and i were playing and we needed a 4th so we opened it up and some 8 yearold kid joined begging us to quit playing Mass Effect and to start playing mine craft with his mother.....
insta kick and we all were laughing the rest of the match killing mooks and telling them to go play mine craft
insta kick and we all were laughing the rest of the match killing mooks and telling them to go play mine craft
#95
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 05:46
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MysteriousOle John Rambo wrote...
Get this: we're on platinum fighting for our lives because the 4th guy left. We get surrounded by two brutes, a banshee, and a ravenger on wave 9, and we somehow all go down at the same time with no med's left, so I'm thinking that we're done. As we go down, a random guy enters and fires a missile and kills all of them, ending the round. But the hilarious thing was, right before he pulled the trigger, he says
"Enkindle this"! And then he leaves! We got saved by Blasto!
#96
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 05:55
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I heard somebody say "no, no, no, please make her stop" in Caboose's voice about getting grabbed by a Banshee.
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Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 05:56
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The funniest things i have ever heard are things i have said myself. For example:
Whenever i am playing Geth and a Geth teammate is down, i stand on top of them and say: "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE GETH NOT JOIN THEM!"
Whenever a teammate dies by a weak enemy i say "You died like a b****." A lot of randoms respond with the same thing when they see me die later, and i respond "You died like a b**** i died like a Krogan."
When i get downed and land in a funny position, i say in my sexy voice "draw me like im one of your french girls"
I yell "FOR TUCHANKA" a lot, even when im not playing a Krogan or playing on Tuchanka.
These are some of the few. Some of them come to me while in game. Some of these things i say in jest (thankfully most randoms can tell im being sarcastic)
Yes, i am hilarious.
Whenever i am playing Geth and a Geth teammate is down, i stand on top of them and say: "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE GETH NOT JOIN THEM!"
Whenever a teammate dies by a weak enemy i say "You died like a b****." A lot of randoms respond with the same thing when they see me die later, and i respond "You died like a b**** i died like a Krogan."
When i get downed and land in a funny position, i say in my sexy voice "draw me like im one of your french girls"
I yell "FOR TUCHANKA" a lot, even when im not playing a Krogan or playing on Tuchanka.
These are some of the few. Some of them come to me while in game. Some of these things i say in jest (thankfully most randoms can tell im being sarcastic)
Yes, i am hilarious.
Modifié par Emm_a, 27 novembre 2012 - 06:03 .
#98
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 06:02
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Emm_a wrote...
The funniest things i have ever heard are things i have said myself. For example:
Whenever i am playing Geth and a Geth teammate is down, i stand on top of them and say: "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE GETH NOT JOIN THEM!"
Whenever a teammate dies by a weak enemy "You died like a b****." A lot of randoms respond with the same thing when they see me die later, and i respond "You died like a b**** i died like a Krogan."
When i get downed and land in a funny position, i say in my sexy voice "draw me like im one of your french girls"
I yell "FOR TUCHANKA" a lot, even when im not playing a Krogan or playing on Tuchanka.
These are some of the few. Some of them come to me while in game.
Yes, i am hilarious.
Nice. I always yell out "I'm ALIVE!" in the Vorcha voice when someone revives me.
Usually gets some laughs because 90% of the time, I'm Turian.
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Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 06:06
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HK IJ and I have had many entertaining less contexty conversations
#100
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 06:08
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millahnna wrote...
GuardianJosh wrote...
"Stop touching me. Stop. STOP. GET OFF. Goddamn cat."
Xbox? Could've been me.
Your cat really love's you doesn't she...
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