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[ImTheOx]

jamesbrown3 wrote...

"COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"

"ok.....volus....."

That sounds like me or my Friend CMDRPWN

[Emm_a]

DragonRacer wrote...

Emm_a wrote...

The funniest things i have ever heard are things i have said myself. For example:

Whenever i am playing Geth and a Geth teammate is down, i stand on top of them and say: "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE GETH NOT JOIN THEM!"

Whenever a teammate dies by a weak enemy "You died like a b****." A lot of randoms respond with the same thing when they see me die later, and i respond "You died like a b**** i died like a Krogan."

When i get downed and land in a funny position, i say in my sexy voice "draw me like im one of your french girls"

I yell "FOR TUCHANKA" a lot, even when im not playing a Krogan or playing on Tuchanka.

These are some of the few. Some of them come to me while in game.

Yes, i am hilarious.

Nice. I always yell out "I'm ALIVE!" in the Vorcha voice when someone revives me.

Usually gets some laughs because 90% of the time, I'm Turian.

I love doing this but  only say it when using a Vorcha (almost never), mostly because it doesn't come out right.  And by that i mean i sound like a little girl screeching.

Modifié par Emm_a, 27 novembre 2012 - 06:10 .

[Datdude1970]

ifritanshiva wrote...

@ Datdude1970, Yup, you were ha ha ha. Who else was with us? was it baxtin?

Haha! Yeah, it was Smoke_LRC....just remember because the kid called him a motherfather...too funny!

[puldalpha]

I love these types of threads, almost makes me want to use my mic more often.

[JusticarStef]

Datdude1970 wrote...

I didn't hear this one personally but laffed like I did....

Krogaurd at the top of the control room ramp on Vancouver.....had a cannibal feeding frenzy during a hack....proceeds to headbut anything and everything in site....all while screaming into his mic (using his best Gandalf/Balrog voice) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!"

Wish I had heard it personally, but that is riotous even when conveyed second hand....

LOL I would have paid to see that!

[DarkFaerie316]

Datdude1970 wrote...

ifritanshiva wrote...

@ Datdude1970, Yup, you were ha ha ha. Who else was with us? was it baxtin?

Haha! Yeah, it was Smoke_LRC....just remember because the kid called him a motherfather...too funny!

Aaahhh, that's right lol, I wish Smoke was on mic for that one...... would have been waaaay too funny if he was lmao

[cronshaw]

A guy I used to play with would say "no, not like this" in different tones of distress when ever he was in trouble.
I laughed every time.

[toonactor]

One night I was playing MP at a friends house while he was on his computer. He started blasting just about every disney song into my mic so for about 5 games players were serenaded with the likes of "Arabian Nights," "Gaston!," "Bells of Notre Dame," and "Be a Man!"

Was also playing a game with my friend and one time when I went down while fighting he reapers I called to him to come get me. He responded by saying "Be there in a sec, I just gotta deal with Happy Meals over here!" He was referring to a brute he was dancing with. So now its a running joke between us.

[JShepppp]

A kid complaining to his mom that she brought him regular milk instead of chocolate milk. This went on forever as the kid cried during a few waves, threatening to throw a tantrum, and the mom (dunno how she did it) calmly said that if he wanted chocolate milk, he could go and get the cup himself.

Then somebody on our team (adult male) yells into the mic - seriously - "Hey lady, can't you see this is a PLATINUM game? Keep our Reegar Kroguard hydrated with the s*** he needs!"

[xBUMMx]

modok8 wrote...

A guy I used to play with would say "no, not like this" in different tones of distress when ever he was in trouble.
I laughed every time.

I do that too, as a reference to the guy in the Shivering Isles DLC for Oblivion.

[PsychoticBiotic]

Not mine, but makes me laugh every time:

[ManUnderMask]

I'm fairly certain a group I played with heard some Indian (from India) music over my headset because I was watching Super Fight League, an Indian MMA promotion, on Youtube at the same time I was playing and they play music between rounds and fights. It took me a second to realize I had it up that loud.

[cronshaw]

xBUMMx wrote...

modok8 wrote...

A guy I used to play with would say "no, not like this" in different tones of distress when ever he was in trouble.
I laughed every time.

I do that too, as a reference to the guy in the Shivering Isles DLC for Oblivion.

i don't remember that. 
Perhaps he was doing that as well. 

[Caldari Ghost]

Gray Hunter wrote...

Not an ME3 MP story, but a good one. Some friends of mine were in the Halo 3 MP lobby after a game, and there's a kid of maybe 8 years old on the other (losing) team screaming at us that we only won because we were "f***ing noobs" who didn't "f***ing play f***ing properly".

After about a minute of a tirade that would make a rugby player blush, we hear his mother burst into his room and yell "Tommy, how dare you use language like that?". The kid starts crying and whining, saying that he's sorry.

Then mom hears us laughing, and it clicks:

MOM: Wait, are these real people you're talking to like this?

KID: No, Mommy, no! I promise!

US, IN UNISON: Yes! We're real!

MOM: Oh my God, I am so sorry. Tommy, that's it, you're never playing Xbox again!

KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMY NOOOOOO!

Then blessed silence. We laughed for ages, then we all partied up.

[Caldari Ghost]

^wish I was there ^^

[obibenjedi]

xBUMMx wrote...

modok8 wrote...

A guy I used to play with would say "no, not like this" in different tones of distress when ever he was in trouble.
I laughed every time.

I do that too, as a reference to the guy in the Shivering Isles DLC for Oblivion.

See i thought it was amatrix referance!

[ultima2006]

I had just unlocked the SE in the second week of MP and I deployed the decoy just after being dropped into the game and started jumping around and doing stuff to "test" it.
The last player comes into the match and says:
"1,2,3,4,5.... hey guys, I think the game just glitched: there's five of us."

[lavatsunami]

what I said last night in a gold match against cerberus on hydra:

lavatsunami1 M98-Widow [Guardian]
lavatsunami1 M98-Widow [Guardian]

"...two guardians, one shot..."

I don't think anyone got it. Thank God.

[Pee Jae]

Collector swarms. "NOOOO, I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEES!" If someone has a mic, someone always says this and it always cracks me up.

Some guy had either a faulty mic or a voice translation program that made him sound like Alvin and/or the chipmunks. Couldn't even get out of the lobby I was laughing so hard.

[Miniditka77]

The guy running around with a hot pink Geth Engineer, complaining that he joined the Alliance because the Geth still have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

[icrusoe]

Friend to me: - You Go Girl!
Me: - Yeah!!!
Friend: - No seriously, Go, go away..

Got to love friends like that.. Haha

[BiowareHeph]

I was playing with a guy who was at his uncle's house, and his uncle was away for a couple hours. Somehow, they managed to lock themselves out of the bathroom, and his friend had to go bad. So he kicked down the door. I spent the rest of the match listening to "WTF do you mean, you kicked down the door?" "No, I can't help you, I'm in the middle of a game" "No, you can't make it look like it's not broken" "He's gonna kick your ass when he gets back." "You can't just kick down someone else bathroom door!" "Yes, I understand you couldn't wait." etc etc etc.

It was hilarious.

[Muhkida]

-Female Player 1 : Oh wow. Is that the Krogan Vanguard? (she was talking about me during the game).

-Female Player 2 : Yep, they're pretty awesome.

-Female Player 1 : I can't wait to unlock it, but they remind of Stephanie.

-Female Player 2 : *laughs*

[gw2005]

DarthKilby wrote...

Gray Hunter wrote...

Not an ME3 MP story, but a good one. Some friends of mine were in the Halo 3 MP lobby after a game, and there's a kid of maybe 8 years old on the other (losing) team screaming at us that we only won because we were "f***ing noobs" who didn't "f***ing play f***ing properly".

After about a minute of a tirade that would make a rugby player blush, we hear his mother burst into his room and yell "Tommy, how dare you use language like that?". The kid starts crying and whining, saying that he's sorry.

Then mom hears us laughing, and it clicks:

MOM: Wait, are these real people you're talking to like this?

KID: No, Mommy, no! I promise!

US, IN UNISON: Yes! We're real!

MOM: Oh my God, I am so sorry. Tommy, that's it, you're never playing Xbox again!

KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMY NOOOOOO!

Then blessed silence. We laughed for ages, then we all partied up.

Epic mom is epic!

parental control at its best

Modifié par gw2005, 27 novembre 2012 - 07:15 .

[Datdude1970]

obibenjedi wrote...

xBUMMx wrote...

modok8 wrote...

A guy I used to play with would say "no, not like this" in different tones of distress when ever he was in trouble.
I laughed every time.

I do that too, as a reference to the guy in the Shivering Isles DLC for Oblivion.

See i thought it was amatrix referance!

Yeah, def a Matrix reference..believe that was Switch / Cypher bit....been a while, but yeah it's definitely from The Matrix....