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[r.anger]

My first platinum game, playing with an East European guy. "Don't worry" he says "I can solo platinum and I am using the turian ghost...I can live forever!". Literally 3 minutes in he's screaming "Shoot your missle!! I'm getting sync killed!!" and spent the rest of the match screaming like a little girl that we needed to use our missles.

[mrs_anomaly]

Slojack wrote...

A couple were arguing while the mike was open and this transpired

(W)oman- I dont deserve this.
(M)an- No. You deserve much worse.
W- At least Im not the one that got a jerked off by a haitian masseuse!
M- G DAMM!T THAT WAS 2 WEEKS AGO. WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP THE PAST!!!!

About that time somebody else in the lobby says that we can hear you and the mic was shut off; I was mad as hell the guy told them, as it was getting good

OMG. Dammmit! I want to hear the ending! He got his happy ending now she deserves hers. This is better than a soap opera. I want to know why she deserves worse. Much worse..what could it be that she did? WHAT? Spent all the money? Bought a pair of $1k high heels - or a Gucci bag that cost 2k? Or...sexting her ex boyfriend?! 

[Also if I were there I probably would have chimed in that I hoped that he sincerely asked the masseuse if she was beign coerced into performing sexual acts. Human trafficking: it's real, alive and happens everyday. ]

[Damion_ST]

GallowsPole wrote...

Nothing beats the wife/girlfriend yelling and screaming to get off the game. Then you see so and so has left mission.

I was playing with this little arrogant little kid (I'm 35 so many of you are kids, sorry)...  but this kid was "teaching" me how to play and telling me I am doing things wrong...  Then his mom came in and screamed at him it was past his bedtime and she was shutting off the ....  mic went dead, player left the game....  I finished the game and laughed so hard I cried a little....

[LDStaredown]

Jesus Christ, don't you have any rockets? You guys suck.
PUG who bled out early.

[JohnDoe]

hmm?
well, pretty simple..

3 soldiers and 1 phoenix vanguard...

they all run to try to melee the last Marauder..
I used the phoenix vanguard's lash.. I just said YOINK!!! loudly as the marauder went and died trough their melee attempts and getting killed by the lash power

[5m0k3]

ifritanshiva wrote...

Datdude1970 wrote...

ifritanshiva wrote...

@ Datdude1970, Yup, you were ha ha ha. Who else was with us? was it baxtin?

Haha! Yeah, it was Smoke_LRC....just remember because the kid called him a motherfather...too funny!

Aaahhh, that's right lol, I wish Smoke was on mic for that one...... would have been waaaay too funny if he was lmao

Lol Yea I Remember That Kid Was Too Funny Hearing Him Go off Everytime Sum1 Stole His Kill To Tellin Every1 He Wanted Mc donald's For His Birthday Gift I Would Of Died Laughin If I Had My Mic On That Day

[Ferus37]

The cutest random ever going: "My position's compromised! My position's compromised!"
We were doing a hack in the middle of London, and he was too scared to come down from the walkway to help us. Then he got visited by a couple of Cannibals and a Marauder.
(I wrote a post detailing this match a long time ago, and this guy is still the cutest random I've ever met.)

[privytoecho]

A guy sneezed the other day and got a 'gesundheit and (two?) 'bless yous'. Only conversation the whole match.

[Datdude1970]

Smoke LRC wrote...

ifritanshiva wrote...

Datdude1970 wrote...

ifritanshiva wrote...

@ Datdude1970, Yup, you were ha ha ha. Who else was with us? was it baxtin?

Haha! Yeah, it was Smoke_LRC....just remember because the kid called him a motherfather...too funny!

Aaahhh, that's right lol, I wish Smoke was on mic for that one...... would have been waaaay too funny if he was lmao

Lol Yea I Remember That Kid Was Too Funny Hearing Him Go off Everytime Sum1 Stole His Kill To Tellin Every1 He Wanted Mc donald's For His Birthday Gift I Would Of Died Laughin If I Had My Mic On That Day

Ha! Yeah forgot all about McDonald's....also remember his British accent attempts and ghetto talk....that kid's ADD had ADD...

[TheGreatDayne]

Bwahahaha!! That is funny! Man, I now wish people on PSN weren't so... quiet... Even with mics, they are quiet... I want to hear people banter, now!

[DarkFaerie316]

Smoke LRC wrote...

ifritanshiva wrote...

Datdude1970 wrote...

ifritanshiva wrote...

@ Datdude1970, Yup, you were ha ha ha. Who else was with us? was it baxtin?

Haha! Yeah, it was Smoke_LRC....just remember because the kid called him a motherfather...too funny!

Aaahhh, that's right lol, I wish Smoke was on mic for that one...... would have been waaaay too funny if he was lmao

Lol Yea I Remember That Kid Was Too Funny Hearing Him Go off Everytime Sum1 Stole His Kill To Tellin Every1 He Wanted Mc donald's For His Birthday Gift I Would Of Died Laughin If I Had My Mic On That Day

Hun, you gotta come play with us again and have your mic on....... we'll have an absolute blast :O lmao

Remember how he'd keep saying he hated you lol? I was no good!!!!!!:lol:

[DarkFaerie316]

@Datdude1970, you got that right roflmmfao

[Jimbo28]

Somebody did a super loud nasty spittling phlegm filled hacking/choking cough when he screamed that he was getting sync-killed. Not really 'hilarious', but it was pretty nasty...

[It IS Lupus]

ryanshowseason3 wrote...

BEEEES!

Also one game with a paladin where he pretended to be cheesy Mr freeze from the horrible batman and robin movie.

"Why don't you.. CHILL!" while spamming the frost power.

"ICE to see you!"

"Stay COOL!"

"Revenge is best served COLD!"

"Lets kick some ICE!"

this sounds like my friend we do the same thing with the flamer.

[mpompeo27]

From a black guy playing the Krogan Sentinel: "I love the Krogan yo. Ya know why? Cuz Krogans are the ni**az of Mass Effect."

[DeltaSerpentis.m]

mpompeo27 wrote...

From a black guy playing the Krogan Sentinel: "I love the Krogan yo. Ya know why? Cuz Krogans are the ni**az of Mass Effect."

To this effect I had some guy on last night who went off on the puggles who immediately rushed to and camped the LZ, "Whacha all need to do is run away from the LZ, so y'all aint using all your medi-gels an makin me rush over there an revive ya @ss, god-DAYUM!"  Man had a point so I offered up an "Amen" and then muted myself so he wouldn't hear me laughing...

Tonight I had some guy on who called the hazard on Glacier the "R@pe Ball" and would offer up encouragements to it: "Go get 'em r@pe ball" etc...  I hadn't heard that before so it had me in stiches...

[Ryan80537]

Guy had a voice modulator program or something, made him sound like a robot / geth. He played a Geth of course.

Also played with a guy who kept talking in a Gollum voice, going on and on about his precious. Good guy, wish I had sent him a friend request.

[cgtrfghj7]

"yea man gotta grind out those challenges bro. Getting closer to being the best of the best."
"Well, I know I'm amazing at the game. I don't need a banner to tell me that." 

or

"She got a big booty so I call her big booty"  

Modifié par cgtrfghj7, 28 novembre 2012 - 02:33 .

[UnicornsFolly]

I was playing with a friend and we met a French-Canadian. We friended him, and were playing with him a little later; in the course of the conversation, he asked where we were from. When we said America, he calmly replied "Ah," followed swiftly by "USA NUMBER ONE NEE-GUHSS" in a loud falsetto.

Also, the same friend and I were playing with an amiable elderly gent. He was pretty knowledgeable about the game, so we liked him, but were still joking between ourselves through skype; basically, he went down, and one of us said "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" (again, through skype, he didn't hear). Mean, but we laughed non-stop for a solid few minutes.

[Lord Sarol]

Reapers on Gold:
Player 1: "The **** is back!(referring to the Banshee)"
Me: "What?"
Player 2: "Dammit!"
Player 3: "Not again!"
Player 1: "Well, no pizza for us. Awaaaaay!"

[bondiboy]

3 American guys i joined in with who were convinced that I was Russell Crowe . Hey man..are you Russell Crowe . Me "how did you know' ? . No ****ing way man we got Russell Crowe playing with us...

[canerican]

recent match, guy came into a gold with an incisor 1 and tempest 2 on a 15 GI, ppromptly called me his (insert n word). i asked him kindly why he is here with the above loadout, and he responded "im sorry that i have a life outside of masseffect! i can hold my own!" then promptly begins dying, claiming that the class sucked.

[fiendishchicken]

"NOT IN THE ASS!!!"

Modifié par fiendishchicken, 28 novembre 2012 - 04:33 .