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[fiendishchicken]

Modifié par fiendishchicken, 28 novembre 2012 - 04:32 .

[MogwaiJedi]

I got invited to an XBox party by someone I didn't recognize and thought it must be a friend of a friend or something. It must've been some kid messing with the controller because when I joined all I heard was a crying baby and some very frazzled mother scolding her young son Kyle. They were clearly oblivious that I was hearing them so I said (and I'm an adult w/a deep voice) "Yeah KYLE! Quit being such selfish little twit". After a few seconds of complete silence I left the party.

[Titus Thongger]

was in a game with Jrm_ayun and some of his mates.

Without a doubt it had to be JCR who had his movement glitched out on Firebase White Reaper Gold. He could only move at walking speed even while running. So needless to say it was pretty hilarious when we had to extract and there were banshees closing in.

Hearing JCR's muffled screams of horror and protests of
'hey guys don't leave me...'
'they're getting closer!'
'omg help me!'
'guys? Guys? GUYS?!?!?!'

killed all of us. I was actually crying from laughter

[Mindfane]

In Hazard Ghost, I heard one guy say this when he had to go out into the rain for an objective:
"I feel the burning, eating through my equipment, must stop drop and roll.''
-in Zer0's voice. It was really funny.

[Mr Awesome 0ne]

Guy yelling at his Dog barking.

"Shut up! Shut the barking Up! Shut the F*** up before I sell you to the Chinese Place!"

Funny but I felt bad for his dog.

[MVestala]

fiendishchicken wrote...

"NOT IN THE ASS!!!"

Hahaha!

[CNevarezN]

PsychoticBiotic wrote...

Not mine, but makes me laugh every time:

LMFAO!!!!!!

[volcanicthor]

"SHIELD BOOST! SHIELD BOOST! SHIELD BOOST! SHIELD BOOST! SHIELD BOOST! IT WONT BOOST!" As I watch him repeatedly shoot Biotic orbs.

[GuardianJosh]

God damn it, Eric, you got it in my hair. *x has left the match*

[CrimsonN7]

fiendishchicken wrote...

"NOT IN THE ASS!!!"

Brilliant!

[Dragon_Claw]

Not Mass Effect but still a classic!

At 4:22 it's most priceless!  

[Mondhase]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Not Mass Effect but still a classic!

At 4:22 it's most priceless!  

  
This just never gets any less funny, no matter how many times I watch it. That guy is hi-larious!

Modifié par Mondhase, 29 novembre 2012 - 12:48 .

[Going Crazy]

Playing with randoms. Some guy kept going down again and again which prompted another to say 'Well that's discouraging'

[Brownfinger]

A very young kid's voice asked us if we'd rather win the match, or see Alec Baldwin naked.

I really wish I was making that up.

[Zorinho20_CRO]

stricko wrote...

3 American guys i joined in with who were convinced that I was Russell Crowe . Hey man..are you Russell Crowe . Me "how did you know' ? . No ****ing way man we got Russell Crowe playing with us...

lol:D
Well played

Modifié par zorinho20, 29 novembre 2012 - 11:14 .

[DelusionFel]

When I'm playing with at least one other person that know's me, I tend to do random Mr Burns impressions when dealing with bosses or finishing waves.

Tend to get a lot of confused "Wtf?" type comments every time we drop something and I come out with:
"Exxxxcellent" or "Smithers, release the hounds.."

[Major Durza]

The other night Dunvi, myself, Kitten, and a PUG were playing a glacier hazard map against Cerberus. Kitten would try to follow the last enemy around if it was a nemesis. This happened maybe 3 rounds? The third round, we were all chasing this nemesis around that was at half health and shields, Kitten's new "friend". The PUG then pulls out his rocket launcher and blows Kitten's "Friend" to smithereens.

[Bigjohne]

Played an entire game without hearing a peep from anyone and then on the extraction one of our guys gets downed by a banshee and the deepest voice imaginable just screams "Aw hell pimp down pimp down!!!" Made me roll for a few good minutes.

[Dunvi]

Major Durza wrote...

The other night Dunvi, myself, Kitten, and a PUG were playing a glacier hazard map against Cerberus. Kitten would try to follow the last enemy around if it was a nemesis. This happened maybe 3 rounds? The third round, we were all chasing this nemesis around that was at half health and shields, Kitten's new "friend". The PUG then pulls out his rocket launcher and blows Kitten's "Friend" to smithereens.

The best moment was a wave or two later when the last enemy was an engineer glitched to be invincible, so he does it again. Only the engineer takes the rocket to the face and doesn't even flinch.

There's a reason I'm currently stress testing my system, ftr.

[Liens]

Keep them coming, this thread is awesome!

[BoneCarlos Lee]

"I can't get tissues for you darling, data uploading 50% only, you have to find another way to clean up your ass".

[SuprA13]

Saltyballz81 wrote...

"Man, dont tick up i'm pulling a bong.....>bubbling<............>cough cough cough COOOUGH<.......>BLUUUUUURGGH<"

Me :- "Mate, did you just f**king throw up?"

He leaves, we all collapse laughing.

Theres been many, many others but that was probably the funniest.

Damn, I fell off my chair.

[Dragonhalls]

this thread reminds me one particular incident,i forgot that my mic is on....
its so embarrassing for me to discuss what comes out from my mouth...

[Kaveman117]

So I definitely didn't know the kinect took in voice. So I'm sure many people had a laugh at my exgf and I discussing our days and being passive aggressive towards eachother when ME3 first came out. I finally got a message from someone one day saying, "man you should get rid of that b**ch the way she talking to you". Then I realized how Kinect worked hahaha...

Modifié par Kaveman117, 30 novembre 2012 - 12:20 .

[avenging_teabag]

A friend of mine refers to the Praetorian eye-beam as "fart laser".

OH NO! FART LASERS!