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[ryanshowseason3]

Kaveman117 wrote...

So I definitely didn't know the kinect took in voice. So I'm sure many people had a laugh at my exgf and I discussing our days and being passive aggressive towards eachother when ME3 first came out. I finally got a message from someone one day saying, "man you should get rid of that b**ch the way she talking to you". Then I realized how Kinect worked hahaha...

this is why I don't have a kinect. I could've been putting on quite the show for people as well.

[DarklighterFreak]

Gray Hunter wrote...

Not an ME3 MP story, but a good one. Some friends of mine were in the Halo 3 MP lobby after a game, and there's a kid of maybe 8 years old on the other (losing) team screaming at us that we only won because we were "f***ing noobs" who didn't "f***ing play f***ing properly".

After about a minute of a tirade that would make a rugby player blush, we hear his mother burst into his room and yell "Tommy, how dare you use language like that?". The kid starts crying and whining, saying that he's sorry.

Then mom hears us laughing, and it clicks:

MOM: Wait, are these real people you're talking to like this?

KID: No, Mommy, no! I promise!

US, IN UNISON: Yes! We're real!

MOM: Oh my God, I am so sorry. Tommy, that's it, you're never playing Xbox again!

KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMY NOOOOOO!

Then blessed silence. We laughed for ages, then we all partied up.

ROFL, U should have answered We're voices in ur heaaad LOL:D

Badass moms FTW 

[Esrever]

No hate towards anyone, just something I find funny from growing up seeing so many American/ Western action flicks, I have to say it makes me laugh and scares me when I play with someone with a thick Russian accent who says things I usually hear from bad guys in movies.

[Esrever]

Gray Hunter wrote...

Not an ME3 MP story, but a good one. Some friends of mine were in the Halo 3 MP lobby after a game, and there's a kid of maybe 8 years old on the other (losing) team screaming at us that we only won because we were "f***ing noobs" who didn't "f***ing play f***ing properly".

After about a minute of a tirade that would make a rugby player blush, we hear his mother burst into his room and yell "Tommy, how dare you use language like that?". The kid starts crying and whining, saying that he's sorry.

Then mom hears us laughing, and it clicks:

MOM: Wait, are these real people you're talking to like this?

KID: No, Mommy, no! I promise!

US, IN UNISON: Yes! We're real!

MOM: Oh my God, I am so sorry. Tommy, that's it, you're never playing Xbox again!

KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMY NOOOOOO!

Then blessed silence. We laughed for ages, then we all partied up.

Best story ever!

[cornix56]

comeatmeguy wrote...

"I wanna bring you to a gay bar!"
Seriously, someone joined and said that phrase. I was like o_O

if this was in the earlier days of MP then it's a good chance it was my roommate. he used to yell that in lobbies and matches all the time.

[rjbsilva]

"No bug hugs, no bug hugs"
while being grabbed by a Praetorian

[Skullheart]

Not sure if this video was already posted. It's a classic!

Father of the year.

[megabeast37215]

I heard my buddy banging his girlfriend once. He decided it would be cool to turn his mic on so we could hear her moan... so we busted him by yelling into the mic, "Yeeeehaaaaaw! Ride 'em cowboy! Tear dat ass up! Wooooooooo!"

[AlienSpaceBats]

 Whenever one of these threads come around I always put a link to this video I recorded a few months ago. Never gets old.

[Steelcan]

Someone getting a bj. Then something went wrong, hilarity ensued.

[Falaxe]

Annyoing teen/prolly kid whining after lost Clan Wars battle:
"Why am I always in the loosing team..."
Everyone else in teamspeak: "Well we dont take you to our team anymore"

[kiku87]

I was called a Brave Volus once... ;-) Loved it!

[Ex-Cerberus Agent]

Oh this is easy.

Some dude talking on his phone, I assume to his buddies. He was asking if they were going to hang out later that night... then he started scoffing... then he just goes into full rage mode saying crap like, "THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS. YOU ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO DO. GUESS ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN HANGING OUT WITH ME, HUH? YEAH I KNOW WHO MY FRIENDS ARE... YEAH... UH HUH... WHATEVER MAN. YEAH, I'LL JUST STAY AT HOME BY MYSELF AGAIN TONIGHT. THANKS A LOT BRO."

*loud bang, probably slamming his phone or something else down, realizes his headset mic is still open because the whole team is laughing their asses off, scoffs again, ragequits game*

Priceless.

Modifié par Ex-Cerberus Agent, 30 novembre 2012 - 03:22 .

[N7Kopper]

Gray Hunter wrote...

Not an ME3 MP story, but a good one. Some friends of mine were in the Halo 3 MP lobby after a game, and there's a kid of maybe 8 years old on the other (losing) team screaming at us that we only won because we were "f***ing noobs" who didn't "f***ing play f***ing properly".

After about a minute of a tirade that would make a rugby player blush, we hear his mother burst into his room and yell "Tommy, how dare you use language like that?". The kid starts crying and whining, saying that he's sorry.

Then mom hears us laughing, and it clicks:

MOM: Wait, are these real people you're talking to like this?

KID: No, Mommy, no! I promise!

US, IN UNISON: Yes! We're real!

MOM: Oh my God, I am so sorry. Tommy, that's it, you're never playing Xbox again!

KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMY NOOOOOO!

Then blessed silence. We laughed for ages, then we all partied up.

You only won because you don't know how to play.
Worst. Oxymoron. Ever.
And best mum.

[GriM_AoD]

Just had a game. on Reactor with two Volus and a human soldier.

Wave 10 pizza delivery - got  the first one done, then was sync killed as I picked up the second pizza by a sneaky phantom.

A volus picked it up an off they went with it.
The AIs seemed pissed and where being really aggressive.
The volus had to go through the reactor to the opposite side of the map, and were being chased by everything. I was wondering where the soldier was at this point and started observing him.
He runs through the reactor "Run! little hobbits" (his exact words), and take up position at the entrance.
He then proceeds to do one of the most heroic 'hold the line' moments I've seen. He was fighting like a man possesed, with both weapon and omni-blade, he held the line, until a few of them tried to get around him by using the side entrance in the reactor.
So he pulled back to make his stand in the center of the reactor - nothing is getting past him.
One of the Volus switches on his mic "Hold on. We're coming back", to which the soldier replied "Don't bother. I'm already dead". As he blasts a dragoon, heavy melees a phantom to finish it off. Only then to be sync killed by another phantom from the side.

(the mention of hobbits made me think of Boromirs death, which was pretty heroic too)

The stuff of legends.

Modifié par GriM_AoD, 30 novembre 2012 - 03:56 .

[GromKosh]

Playing with a group of my friends, were sitting in plat lobby waiting for a random. Krogaurd joins, we start playing. He spent the whole game screaming LLEERRROOOOYYYY JEENNNNKKKIIIINNNNNSSSS every time he charged. It was lmao worthy the first couple of times.

Modifié par GromKosh, 30 novembre 2012 - 04:21 .

[Samihazah]

Platinum Rio Reapers, 2 PUG, me and a friend.

Start of the match: "This is not going to end very well."
Wave 3: "This is not going very well."
Wave 6: "This is not good."
Wave 10: "I didn't expect us to go this far."
End of wave 11: "This went far better than I expected"

EDIT: Partial extraction, I was dead.

Modifié par Samihazah, 30 novembre 2012 - 04:24 .

[GromKosh]

I've also had a female gamer follow me around while playing a volus calling me her "little weeble wobble" i died laughing so many times that match.

[Shepard VI]

I was playing a PUG Gold match, and this guy was telling everyone how to play. What to do. Where to go, only one person should be doing a hack, etc.

Eventually, I realized who it was, and I had enough, I put my mic on.
"Dude, shut the **** up and let us play the way we feel."
"DER, I know what I'm doing man, I'VE EXTRACTED GOLD SO MANY TIMES!"

Then I look at the scoreboard. I'm at the top with over 60,000 points in 4 waves, he's a bottom dweller with a whopping 5,000 points. The other fellows had around 20,000-30,000.

So I say, "Look at the scoreboard you douche. You aren't even carrying your own weight."
This is where he starts to show his angst.

"OMG THE SCORE DOESN'T EVEN MATTER! IT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU THINK IT MATTERS? I'M A GREAT PLAYER YOU'RE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!!!"

Emphasis on the caps, because he was yelling. Then this other guy puts his mic on and starts to laugh at him. I guess his feelings got hurt because he left on the sixth wave. Which is good. We finished the match faster with just the three of us.

[isocyanide]

Moar

[BOOSTR1]

I use a few lines or phrases that get a chuckle here and there.

When a Banshee sync kills me - "just got my colon and kidney mesaged"

When the match is teady to begin- "here come the enemas"

Dragoons - drag queens

One of my favorites was a dude that kept on caling the Volus the vulvas

[najzere]

I don't hear anything funny on mic really, except people trying to pronounce my user name. I did join a game in progress on Hydra one time and went down immediately. I hear a guy say "Nice way to introduce yourself, [tries really hard to pronounce my name]." Kind of funny I guess.

[Kaveman117]

Skullheart wrote...

Not sure if this video was already posted. It's a classic!

Father of the year.

Loved the video, so freaking funny.  Makes me wonder all those games I played drunk with my kinect turned on how many people may have videos of me mumbing profanities about Asari and Quarian bodies haha...

[Deihjan]

Some kid singing the names of two of the people in the PuG I was in earlier today. Was in London..
It wasn't as hilarious as it was obnoxious, but paired with the fact I kept dying from annoyance, it's pretty amusing.

[fallen_acolyte]

The french language