sirus1988 wrote...
Either the kind of players that stay in one place and snipe/grab opponents and don't help with objectives, or the lone wolf that dies in the beginning of every wave and refuses to revive himself/herself.
Lone Wolf Rules
1) if you go down in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave, insta-gel out of embarasssment and hope nobody even noticed you were down. If questioned over the mic, deny it.
2) if you Die in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave you must remove your pants after the wave is over and proceed to play the next wave pantsless
3) If you don't stop lone wofling to help with objectives and to get revives, your doing it wrong
4) rage gels should be limited to 3
5) embarassment gels should be limited to 2
6) If you pay attention to rules 4 and 5 you really only have 1 legtimate gel to use each game. use it wisely
7) If playing with slimjim or gollum, make sure to tea bag them before reviving (works best with the volus heavy melee)
8) Rocket spawns, don't take them all head on. 1 missile is better then using all your rage and embarasment gels on wave 1 10 seconds into the game
9) Never expect to come out of a game with a single consumable left. Burn your last 5 thermal clips during extraction, we know you dind't use them. you never do, but do it anyway. fir a shot then hit the clip button. do it 5 times
10) always die with 1 second left on extraction. a true lone wolf never makes it out alive