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#76
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upinya slayin wrote...

1) your not allowed to show names (no name and shame) you shold black out the GTs and repost
2) why is the exp so low? 150k by wave 8 combined? when a full gold nets you 400-500k exp? somehting seems fishy


1) Sorry, I didn't knew that. Thank you :) I've edited the post
2)I don't know why the score was so low. After 3 waves alone (salarian engineer with a carnifex) I didn't thought about it...

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My worse ones are always on rio when it's extraction time. No one ever insists on being on the extreme side of the map and insist on holding the middle which is a huge deathtrap on wave 11. I'm usually the only one surviving. Whenever I see someone trying to hold the middle room on extraction, I chuckle and say to myself, "It's your guys' funeral." Rarely if ever will I get a full extraction on Rio because of this.

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The Krauser wrote...

My worse ones are always on rio when it's extraction time. No one ever insists on being on the extreme side of the map and insist on holding the middle which is a huge deathtrap on wave 11. I'm usually the only one surviving. Whenever I see someone trying to hold the middle room on extraction, I chuckle and say to myself, "It's your guys' funeral." Rarely if ever will I get a full extraction on Rio because of this.


Btw, I have concluded that the hack zone in he middle on that map against the collectors is evern more brutal than the open hack zones on london.  It's just a player killing ground.

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yeah well it all comes down to dodge those scions shots and nades with cobra your team few seconds more.

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This guy. He didn't join later on but was in the game for the whole time. I wonder how you can end up with such a score on Gold, I would probably get the same score by just using Submission Net.

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Worst team-mate ever? Me, last night, playing a Kroguard. Collectors/Vancouver/Silver

A friend and I were just messing around, and opened to public for 2 other players... I swear to god, everything that could go wrong, went wrong... I think I had 3 Praetorian sync-kills, and my first Scion sync-kill ever.... kept missing my heavy melee's.. don't know wtf was going on with me with that, and then, to top it all off, we finished the wave 10 objective, and........ "Mass Effect 3 Has stopped working" error message pops up right after we were down to the last few enemies... and I was hosting. Couldn't get back online to join my friend for the rest of the night. I was SOOOO emberassed by my performance.

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Ugh. Last night I was playing Silver to test out my first Volus, get a feel for him and also grind out some more Geth challenges. I realized a Krogan Vanguard came into the lobby and was like, alright this should make life easier, another match or two I can bump this to Gold and be good to go.

Not once in that entire match did he even attempt to help with an objective, or revive, or do anything of the such. Everyone else was handling the objective. I understand it is Silver so I do not expect much, but when we are hacking, please come to the circle. Well I finally got the on the mic and asked him to come to the circle, no response. Whatever, finish and then kick him. I was playing a level 3 Volus, he was a level 20 Krogan Vanguard with consumeables, and I still beat his score. Well after the match I vote to kick him and then he gets on the mic and says, whoever is voting him can suck his...yeah, and that they need to learn how to play the game, followed by insulting my apparently homosexuality.

I never once had a rude person on the game, but that by far was the worst player I ever experienced. Completely selfish, terrible as well, and rude on top of it all. Thank God more players aren't like that.

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RedSteel23 wrote...

Ugh. Last night I was playing Silver to test out my first Volus, get a feel for him and also grind out some more Geth challenges. I realized a Krogan Vanguard came into the lobby and was like, alright this should make life easier, another match or two I can bump this to Gold and be good to go.

Not once in that entire match did he even attempt to help with an objective, or revive, or do anything of the such. Everyone else was handling the objective. I understand it is Silver so I do not expect much, but when we are hacking, please come to the circle. Well I finally got the on the mic and asked him to come to the circle, no response. Whatever, finish and then kick him. I was playing a level 3 Volus, he was a level 20 Krogan Vanguard with consumeables, and I still beat his score. Well after the match I vote to kick him and then he gets on the mic and says, whoever is voting him can suck his...yeah, and that they need to learn how to play the game, followed by insulting my apparently homosexuality.

I never once had a rude person on the game, but that by far was the worst player I ever experienced. Completely selfish, terrible as well, and rude on top of it all. Thank God more players aren't like that.


lol sounds like he is a DB. still you don't need eveyrone in the hack. its not a big deal unless your on a 4 perosn team and your the only one. then it takes forever.

I was duo-ing some silver with a firend. i was working on extractioins and he was working on weapon challenges. during all the objectives i told him to go out and kill and don't worry about it while i solo'd the objectives. I mean tis just silver and all

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Either the kind of players that stay in one place and snipe/grab opponents and don't help with objectives, or the lone wolf that dies in the beginning of every wave and refuses to revive himself/herself.

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sirus1988 wrote...

Either the kind of players that stay in one place and snipe/grab opponents and don't help with objectives, or the lone wolf that dies in the beginning of every wave and refuses to revive himself/herself.


Lone Wolf Rules

1) if you go down in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave, insta-gel out of embarasssment and hope nobody even noticed you were down. If questioned over the mic, deny it.

2) if you Die in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave you must remove your pants after the wave is over and proceed to play the next wave pantsless

3) If you don't stop lone wofling to help with objectives and to get revives, your doing it wrong

4) rage gels should be limited to 3

5) embarassment gels should be limited to 2

6) If you pay attention to rules 4 and 5 you really only have 1 legtimate gel to use each game. use it wisely

7) If playing with slimjim or gollum, make sure to tea bag them before reviving (works best with the volus heavy melee)

8) Rocket spawns, don't take them all head on. 1 missile is better then using all your rage and embarasment gels on wave 1 10 seconds into the game

9) Never expect to come out of a game with a single consumable left. Burn your last 5 thermal clips during extraction, we know you dind't use them. you never do, but do it anyway. fir a shot then hit the clip button. do it 5 times

10) always die with 1 second left on extraction. a true lone wolf never makes it out alive

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RedSteel23 wrote...

Ugh. Last night I was playing Silver to test out my first Volus, get a feel for him and also grind out some more Geth challenges. I realized a Krogan Vanguard came into the lobby and was like, alright this should make life easier, another match or two I can bump this to Gold and be good to go.

Not once in that entire match did he even attempt to help with an objective, or revive, or do anything of the such. Everyone else was handling the objective. I understand it is Silver so I do not expect much, but when we are hacking, please come to the circle. Well I finally got the on the mic and asked him to come to the circle, no response. Whatever, finish and then kick him. I was playing a level 3 Volus, he was a level 20 Krogan Vanguard with consumeables, and I still beat his score. Well after the match I vote to kick him and then he gets on the mic and says, whoever is voting him can suck his...yeah, and that they need to learn how to play the game, followed by insulting my apparently homosexuality.

I never once had a rude person on the game, but that by far was the worst player I ever experienced. Completely selfish, terrible as well, and rude on top of it all. Thank God more players aren't like that.


Yes they are really rare. Worst team mate ever was one who spewed the most vile abuse at the rest of us when ever he bled out. It's hard to concentrate under that barrage. While I know that I'm missing the good stuff as well, I've now killed the mic feed in game. Never gonna listen to that sort again. Ever.

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Kroguard with no biotic charge. Just insisted going on a melee spree. Died at least 3 times each wave (glacier/geth/silver).
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It was a solo gold last Saturday, man did that guy suck. The whining and complaining was frankly embarrassing. Even my wife complained.

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I've taken to only judge people on how well they handle themselves during objective waves. Drawing enemies towards the guy disabling the device, refusing to gel, running off and killing things during a hack, nuking spawns that are no threat to the pizza carrier. All will earn you das boot.

Not much else except missile glitching and leeching.  Though, I can't control what my friends decide.

Modifié par manbearpig654, 28 novembre 2012 - 10:07 .


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Possibly me in my last 2 games.... Managed my first solo with a lvl 18 toon before that, was so psyched and jittery I couldn't aim for anything...

Modifié par DelusionFel, 28 novembre 2012 - 10:07 .


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This one salarian I played with this one time. Always running around the map. Never posting up in one spot. Such a nuisance. His name was like "Horny C-Dump" or "Hokey C-Dork" or something like that. Hope I never run into that guy again.

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upinya slayin wrote...

sirus1988 wrote...

Either the kind of players that stay in one place and snipe/grab opponents and don't help with objectives, or the lone wolf that dies in the beginning of every wave and refuses to revive himself/herself.


Lone Wolf Rules

1) if you go down in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave, insta-gel out of embarasssment and hope nobody even noticed you were down. If questioned over the mic, deny it.

2) if you Die in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave you must remove your pants after the wave is over and proceed to play the next wave pantsless

3) If you don't stop lone wofling to help with objectives and to get revives, your doing it wrong

4) rage gels should be limited to 3

5) embarassment gels should be limited to 2

6) If you pay attention to rules 4 and 5 you really only have 1 legtimate gel to use each game. use it wisely

7) If playing with slimjim or gollum, make sure to tea bag them before reviving (works best with the volus heavy melee)

8) Rocket spawns, don't take them all head on. 1 missile is better then using all your rage and embarasment gels on wave 1 10 seconds into the game

9) Never expect to come out of a game with a single consumable left. Burn your last 5 thermal clips during extraction, we know you dind't use them. you never do, but do it anyway. fir a shot then hit the clip button. do it 5 times

10) always die with 1 second left on extraction. a true lone wolf never makes it out alive

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Whoever has the misfortune of posting under me...You, no not you, yeah you, you there. You sir, are a horrible teammate.

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damn.

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Spectre_Moncy wrote...

It's literally impossible to beat a gold PUG these days :( I don't remember when was the last time I won a gold PUG T_T


Ya, honestly even tho I do have to carry the occasional team which is relitevly rare these days, I extract on about 95% of my gold and platinum matches.

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Jack Crapper wrote...

I played with a guy last weekend who constantly went down, instantly medigel'd, missed every missile he shot, and did nothing but cuss and whine the entire match. Worst solo ever.


I can tell Jack, you and I would be good friends IRL. Once again I lol'd.

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Upinya - I have two questions re: lone wolf rules.

1) Is that the American version of pants or the British one? (One meaning I'm fine with - the other, you might catch cold)

2) Just been having a chat with Zilla about how his pants (american) ended up on a telephone wire after playing with you? ...Is *that* why?!?

Modifié par Twinkles DeVere, 29 novembre 2012 - 12:52 .


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A-hole KroBros that don't headbutt between waves.

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The worst team mates are usually those that are not ready for the level I'm playing on.

When I did the Vanguard weekend challenge (that required you to get points with Biotic Charge), I was joined in a silver game by two players, one with an Avenger I and the other with an Avenger III. I did not really mind carrying them (it made getting the challenge done much easier in fact), but they should still not have played on that difficulty.

I mostly play gold though and meet some players who are not up to the task there unfortunately. I find kicking them rather mean, so I usually let them figure it out on their own that they are not good enough or do not have weapons that are gold worthy. I'll still aid them as much as I can, but I can only do so much. Fortunately, most of the time, they seem to realise that they are in over their heads.

Modifié par Arveragus, 28 novembre 2012 - 11:03 .


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Chevyboy88 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

I played with a guy last weekend who constantly went down, instantly medigel'd, missed every missile he shot, and did nothing but cuss and whine the entire match. Worst solo ever.


I can tell Jack, you and I would be good friends IRL. Once again I lol'd.

That could very well be.  That is, until you find out I'm a hot little Asian pinup model, who's only modeling to pay her way through Dental school because there aren't enough beautiful smiles in the world.  Your unavoidable attraction to me and my unstereotypically easy going ways would cause you to make a drunken pass at me after a casual night at the bar, inevitably ending our friendship.

You're like all the other guy "friends" I've ever had.  It was doomed before it began.  </3