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#101
ISHYGDDT

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Lord Sirian, because he gets disconnected on wave 2 of London/Collectors and decides to go to sleep.

Modifié par ISHYGDDT, 28 novembre 2012 - 11:46 .


#102
ThomasakaDes_

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Anyone who don't do the objectives.
There has been a few times when I was the only one who escorted the drone.

#103
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Jack Crapper wrote...

Chevyboy88 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

I played with a guy last weekend who constantly went down, instantly medigel'd, missed every missile he shot, and did nothing but cuss and whine the entire match. Worst solo ever.


I can tell Jack, you and I would be good friends IRL. Once again I lol'd.

That could very well be.  That is, until you find out I'm a hot little Asian pinup model, who's only modeling to pay her way through Dental school because there aren't enough beautiful smiles in the world.  Your unavoidable attraction to me and my unstereotypically easy going ways would cause you to make a drunken pass at me after a casual night at the bar, inevitably ending our friendship.

You're like all the other guy "friends" I've ever had.  It was doomed before it began.  </3


Sara is that you!?

#104
HolyAvenger

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Just PUG'd gold Cerb with a Krysae SI for the lulz...

...ended up top scoring and clutching 2 waves. FFS.

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Chevyboy88

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ThomasakaDes_ wrote...

Anyone who don't do the objectives.
There has been a few times when I was the only one who escorted the drone.


It's rare I see anything less than a full team doing objectives these days but if that's the case simply stop escorting it yourself and go kill something. Odds are when they see that someone won't do the work for them they will go do it themselves. They seem to get the message more often than not.

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Condor. People love to rage quit on that one.

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I don't think I'm allowed to complain about poor matches on bronze. At least they know where they belong.

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joker_jack wrote...

Condor. People love to rage quit on that one.


Searched for a SUU lobby, found one, leader changed to GUU, everybody went "I better put on some gear then", we ended up on Condor against the Collectors.

One guy ragequit in round 2 I think.

Wiped on round 6.

I hate that map. The always empty ammo boxes give you at least as much trouble than the enemy.

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A guy playing a volus engineer on Bronze. This guy would Rambo right into a group of mooks and get downed. I never saw him deploy a Recon Mine, so I assume he had specced for shield boost and failed to use it repeatedly. I think I got a silver revive medal from this guy.

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Myself...
I need to restrain a bit more my god complex and kamikaze tendencies.

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Gold PUG. Human male vanguard just spams Shockwave. No other powers, no guns. Just Shockwave. Over and over and over...

Looking back on it now, they were probably trolling, but I raged so hard I put him on my ignore list.

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Tallgeese_VII wrote...

A guy who never moved through wave 1- 7 and somehow never got kicked in Public game.


thats most of my dislikes, I don't like "controller tickers" they slighting move a tad without nobody seeing and just "leech ya" but what I do in those games is play harder and just move on 

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Dunvi is a terrible teammate when:
When you need grenades.
When you need to line up headshots.
When using a sniper rifle
When on Firebase Glacier Hazard when not wearing earplugs

I'll think of a few later.

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I think I just played with them now.
On silver, the firebase where the hazard is that nano cloud thing, that if you stand in it too long you'll die, even on bronze.
So in wave 3 we were going to hack something, and the 3 others didn't bother coming down to the hack circle.
I ended up dying and a canibal ate me. So I rage quitted.

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Chevyboy88 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Chevyboy88 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

I played with a guy last weekend who constantly went down, instantly medigel'd, missed every missile he shot, and did nothing but cuss and whine the entire match. Worst solo ever.


I can tell Jack, you and I would be good friends IRL. Once again I lol'd.

That could very well be.  That is, until you find out I'm a hot little Asian pinup model, who's only modeling to pay her way through Dental school because there aren't enough beautiful smiles in the world.  Your unavoidable attraction to me and my unstereotypically easy going ways would cause you to make a drunken pass at me after a casual night at the bar, inevitably ending our friendship.

You're like all the other guy "friends" I've ever had.  It was doomed before it began.  </3


Sara is that you!?

Nick???  Image IPB Awkwarrrrrd....

#116
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upinya slayin wrote...

sirus1988 wrote...

Either the kind of players that stay in one place and snipe/grab opponents and don't help with objectives, or the lone wolf that dies in the beginning of every wave and refuses to revive himself/herself.


Lone Wolf Rules

1) if you go down in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave, insta-gel out of embarasssment and hope nobody even noticed you were down. If questioned over the mic, deny it.

The other points were good but this one rang so many bells, for me and other players I've seen. It got me laughing. 'Deny it', lol'd 

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Fnord Lightbringer II wrote...

joker_jack wrote...

Condor. People love to rage quit on that one.


Searched for a SUU lobby, found one, leader changed to GUU, everybody went "I better put on some gear then", we ended up on Condor against the Collectors.

One guy ragequit in round 2 I think.

Wiped on round 6.

I hate that map. The always empty ammo boxes give you at least as much trouble than the enemy.


Condor is seriously my bad luck map. I've completed full extractions on it plenty of times (I have the Nomad banner- so that's how I actually know lol) BUT every single time I play it if there is a random player in my game (I'll usually have at least one friend) and that random will rotate like a freaking merry go round. 

The afternoon I played U/U/G and got Reapers/Condor/Gold. One PUG- and me and 2 friends. The first PUG left after ragequitting becuase we couldn't revive him on time (uh use a med gel dudes- if we cannot get to you USE a med gel FFS!) then Mr. Pug #2 comes in. I believe he's a Krogaurd. And he dies- every 15 seconds. Like. Every. 15. Seconds. 

I don't need other players to be fantastic usually my friends and I can carry but for the love of gaming- TRY please. Try. 
If you are dying constantly- take note- and hell- use cover. Cover is your friend. Or be more careful about where your Biotic charging and consider the fact that the first 20 times you did it- you died. So therefore you're doing it wrong. Gosh that Kroguard- you sucked and I hate to even say it but you did. :?

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I UUP'd last night and got Condor Geth. I wasn't in a PUG, it was with some good players, and I can hold my own. But with that map and enemy and quite a bit of lag...total death sentence. Wiped wave 5. Shameful.

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Major Durza wrote...

Dunvi is a terrible teammate when:

When you need grenades.
When you need to line up headshots.
When using a sniper rifle
When on Firebase Glacier Hazard when not wearing earplugs

I'll think of a few later.

Durza and his voice modulator. Worst teammate ever. >:D

ETA: stupid tablet

Modifié par Dunvi, 29 novembre 2012 - 02:02 .


#120
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A fellow BSNer who can't keep a Krogan alive from wave 3 on. On a freakin silver match. No medi-gel, no rockets and I swear he never tapped to keep from bleeding out while I cleared the area to revive him.

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Joined a game in progress with my Justicar. First indication of trouble: it's Collectors. Uh oh. Second indication: MAN DOWN! Oh dear.

It was me and a pair of Turians. I got us out of a few tight spots with missiles and persistence, and one of the Turians helped a lot, but the other...zero revives, zero missiles, zero gels. We ended up wiping.

#122
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I like the American accent, but on kids it just sounds weird.
Enter: The Annoying Child
This prepubescent larvae seems to have the microphone IN his mouth and is gleefully teaching his friend how to get outside the map on Dagger. This was annoying for many reasons.
1. He wouldn't shut up.
2. His little mate just wasn't getting it.
3. It was a gold match and it fell to me to do the whole thing by myself.
4. When I finally got a couple of seconds to mute him (dying in the process) I was saddened by the fact that his voice was still coming through the other guys mics.

I ain't hatin. Just saying maybe it woulda been more suited for a private bronze match eh?

FML. I think they scored about 526 points between them.

#123
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I got dropped into a gold match on wave three with the target elimination objective.I spent my first minute of the game reviving two people when I realize that the other guy is just standing in a corner making his Krogan go in circles. I rocketed the first banshee with about three seconds to spare, and killed two more objective guys by myself while the two teammates kept running off to revive the Krogan who wasn't playing at all. Eventually they both go down and stay down, but the Krogan gets himself up.

I kill two more of the objective guys and am working on the last when the Krogan decides to run over near me and melee a Ravager, is downed and starts yelling "Get me up *****." I'm kind of pissed at this point, and just want to get any credits I can to salvage something from the wasted gear, so I decide to finish the round off without him and as I kill the final target I get the "hosting player has left restarting current wave" message. When everyone comes back, the Krogan is gone.

Thankfully some rockstar Batarian drops in and we carry the team to extraction, but if I could set people on fire with my mind that Krogan player would have been cremated.

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GGP NuDeL wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

1) your not allowed to show names (no name and shame) you shold black out the GTs and repost
2) why is the exp so low? 150k by wave 8 combined? when a full gold nets you 400-500k exp? somehting seems fishy


1) Sorry, I didn't knew that. Thank you :) I've edited the post
2)I don't know why the score was so low. After 3 waves alone (salarian engineer with a carnifex) I didn't thought about it...

I can only guess here, but I would assume that the game wasn't set to Unknown/Unknown, so that reduces the total XP down to somewhat around 300k.

Plus they wiped on Wave 8, which again costs you a lot of XP, because you miss out on the high XP waves and the extraction bonus..

Just my 2 cents...

#125
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I'm surprised I'm not at the top of this list