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[Cadence of the Planes]

Worst teammates are the ones that take the game too seriously and moan about how bad their teammate or teammates are.

Different play styles and levels of experience are what make multiplayer so enjoyable for me.

[hostaman]

Banxey2 wrote...

I got dropped into a gold match on wave three with the target elimination objective.I spent my first minute of the game reviving two people when I realize that the other guy is just standing in a corner making his Krogan go in circles. I rocketed the first banshee with about three seconds to spare, and killed two more objective guys by myself while the two teammates kept running off to revive the Krogan who wasn't playing at all. Eventually they both go down and stay down, but the Krogan gets himself up.

I kill two more of the objective guys and am working on the last when the Krogan decides to run over near me and melee a Ravager, is downed and starts yelling "Get me up *****." I'm kind of pissed at this point, and just want to get any credits I can to salvage something from the wasted gear, so I decide to finish the round off without him and as I kill the final target I get the "hosting player has left restarting current wave" message. When everyone comes back, the Krogan is gone.

Thankfully some rockstar Batarian drops in and we carry the team to extraction, but if I could set people on fire with my mind that Krogan player would have been cremated.

It's probably just me but I would be laughing so hard at that game it would rank as one of my best. Maybe I just have that kind of attitude.

I just love the games that go wrong and are full of idiots. I wish it was a separate challenge. 

[JusticarStef]

upinya slayin wrote...

Lone Wolf Rules

1) if you go down in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave, insta-gel out of embarasssment and hope nobody even noticed you were down. If questioned over the mic, deny it.

2) if you Die in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave you must remove your pants after the wave is over and proceed to play the next wave pantsless

1.) I've actually done that before. But usually only when I'm playing with friends. 

Friend: "Did you seriously just die?"
Me: *quickly gels* "Me? Never!" *continues on murderous rampage on whatever unfortunate enemy lies in my path*


2.) I always play pantless. As per request by the boyfriend. 

[weirjf]

anyone that runs around getting kills on the other side of the map when we have objectives that need to be done

[upinya slayin]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

Upinya - I have two questions re: lone wolf rules.

1) Is that the American version of pants or the British one? (One meaning I'm fine with - the other, you might catch cold)

2) Just been having a chat with Zilla about how his pants (american) ended up on a telephone wire after playing with you? ...Is *that* why?!?

1) lol I have no idea what british pants are???? Its the american verison i'm speaking of

2) yes that really happened lol/ he texted me the next morning (after the ME3 drinking game) telling me his pants were up on a phone wire lol. I started cracking up. but no thats not way. I golf, and its kinda an unwritten golf rule that if your drive doesn't make it past the girls tee, on the next hole you have to drive with your pants off lol I just transfered it to ME3

[upinya slayin]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Chevyboy88 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

I played with a guy last weekend who constantly went down, instantly medigel'd, missed every missile he shot, and did nothing but cuss and whine the entire match. Worst solo ever.

I can tell Jack, you and I would be good friends IRL. Once again I lol'd.

That could very well be.  That is, until you find out I'm a hot little Asian pinup model, who's only modeling to pay her way through Dental school because there aren't enough beautiful smiles in the world.  Your unavoidable attraction to me and my unstereotypically easy going ways would cause you to make a drunken pass at me after a casual night at the bar, inevitably ending our friendship.

You're like all the other guy "friends" I've ever had.  It was doomed before it began.  </3

your preaching to the choir sista!

[Anders028]

There was been too many but I'll say missile glitchers who are tryinn to hide the fact they are glitching is ****ing annoying.

[upinya slayin]

Dest1ny wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

sirus1988 wrote...

Either the kind of players that stay in one place and snipe/grab opponents and don't help with objectives, or the lone wolf that dies in the beginning of every wave and refuses to revive himself/herself.

Lone Wolf Rules

1) if you go down in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave, insta-gel out of embarasssment and hope nobody even noticed you were down. If questioned over the mic, deny it.

The other points were good but this one rang so many bells, for me and other players I've seen. It got me laughing. 'Deny it', lol'd 

Speed runs believe it or not, have some of the funniest conversations. between everyone insta-gelling, missed rockets, double tap rockets and in general no team work (everone has to hold their own since time is teh goal) its quite funny. Liek when somebody keeps 3 brutes occupied when your on a device then runs away the second the device is done -------->

[upinya slayin]

VeggiePotter wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

Lone Wolf Rules

1) if you go down in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave, insta-gel out of embarasssment and hope nobody even noticed you were down. If questioned over the mic, deny it.

2) if you Die in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave you must remove your pants after the wave is over and proceed to play the next wave pantsless

1.) I've actually done that before. But usually only when I'm playing with friends. 

Friend: "Did you seriously just die?"
Me: *quickly gels* "Me? Never!" *continues on murderous rampage on whatever unfortunate enemy lies in my path*


2.) I always play pantless. As per request by the boyfriend. 

Lol i don't i usually say "rage gel" and get back up right away and the pantsless...... is always better when women do it

[OperationDUMBO]

Played with a friend of a friend, who lasted four waves on Silver as the original human vangaurd. That's what you get for only playing Gold/Reapers/Rio and sitting in the Box of Shame and spamming Nova with your Volus friend.

[Twinkles DeVere]

upinya slayin wrote...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

Upinya - I have two questions re: lone wolf rules.

1) Is that the American version of pants or the British one? (One meaning I'm fine with - the other, you might catch cold)

2) Just been having a chat with Zilla about how his pants (american) ended up on a telephone wire after playing with you? ...Is *that* why?!?

1) lol I have no idea what british pants are???? Its the american verison i'm speaking of

2) yes that really happened lol/ he texted me the next morning (after the ME3 drinking game) telling me his pants were up on a phone wire lol. I started cracking up. but no thats not way. I golf, and its kinda an unwritten golf rule that if your drive doesn't make it past the girls tee, on the next hole you have to drive with your pants off lol I just transfered it to ME3

1) Well, in the interest of Anglo-American relations 

America - Pants mean trousers
Britain - Pants means yo underwear

2) Hahaha! You guys are pure class   I didn't know golf was such interesting game. I'm going to have to start hanging around in the bushes...

Btw I think we're getting another ME3 drinking game together soon. You, me, Zilla?   

[Samihazah]

Rocket glitchers.
Melee Vorcha on Platinum.
Leechers.

And that one particular kid:
I was in a match on Cerberus/White/Bronze, kid jumps in on wave 3, pizza delivery. Microphone set to ear-rape mode.
Takes pizza.
Walks like a slowmotioned headless chicken.
Doesn't drop it in any way.
Dies,
Gels.
Picks it up again.
Dies.
I revive him.
Actually manged to pick it up before he does.
Go to the Landing Zone.
Time runs out before anyone can deliver the second pizza.
Kid played a Drell.
I know it's bronze, but seriously, this isn't so hard to grasp.

EDIT: typos, grammar.

Modifié par Samihazah, 29 novembre 2012 - 06:28 .

[Dunvi]

Samihazah wrote...

And that one particular kid:
...Cerberus/White/Bronze...
...Time runs out before anyone can deliver the second pizza....
...Kid played a Drell....

How in the hell!?

[upinya slayin]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

Upinya - I have two questions re: lone wolf rules.

1) Is that the American version of pants or the British one? (One meaning I'm fine with - the other, you might catch cold)

2) Just been having a chat with Zilla about how his pants (american) ended up on a telephone wire after playing with you? ...Is *that* why?!?

1) lol I have no idea what british pants are???? Its the american verison i'm speaking of

2) yes that really happened lol/ he texted me the next morning (after the ME3 drinking game) telling me his pants were up on a phone wire lol. I started cracking up. but no thats not way. I golf, and its kinda an unwritten golf rule that if your drive doesn't make it past the girls tee, on the next hole you have to drive with your pants off lol I just transfered it to ME3

1) Well, in the interest of Anglo-American relations 

America - Pants mean trousers
Britain - Pants means yo underwear

2) Hahaha! You guys are pure class   I didn't know golf was such interesting game. I'm going to have to start hanging around in the bushes...

Btw I think we're getting another ME3 drinking game together soon. You, me, Zilla?   

lol If i was in britian i could say I never wear pants..... lol jk:P

and yes i want to do it. also brian, renegade, nemesis and i could round up 2 more for a full super party drinking game. although based on time zones one of us is gonna be drinking pretty early in the morning lol

[Major Durza]

Dunvi wrote...

Major Durza wrote...

Dunvi is a terrible teammate when:

When you need grenades.
When you need to line up headshots.
When using a sniper rifle
When on Firebase Glacier Hazard when not wearing earplugs

I'll think of a few later.

Durza and his voice modulator. Worst teammate ever. >

ETA: stupid tablet

Batarian voice does not concern itself with the opinions of the human filth!
Dunvi when she squeaks, worst teammate ever  >

[saintjimmy43]

Garrus in ME1.
Srsly, grow some shlds, bruh.

[Killigula]

I could tell plenty of stories of terrible sub 10k teammates but I think the most consistently funny are the no fitness Krogans. 

There's just something about watching the huge badasss lizard monster go down in tears to the same scattered barrage of mook fire than dings off the Asari and Quarian next to him.

Modifié par Killigula, 29 novembre 2012 - 08:45 .

[Hyperglide]

Griefers are the worst. 'Nuff said. People who pick up the pizza and don't deliver it ugh..

[Dunvi]

Major Durza wrote...

Dunvi wrote...

Major Durza wrote...

Dunvi is a terrible teammate when:

When you need grenades.
When you need to line up headshots.
When using a sniper rifle
When on Firebase Glacier Hazard when not wearing earplugs

I'll think of a few later.

Durza and his voice modulator. Worst teammate ever. >

ETA: stupid tablet

Batarian voice does not concern itself with the opinions of the human filth!
Dunvi when she squeaks, worst teammate ever  >

Durza when he starts saying long sentences and I'm tired.

[PsychoticBiotic]

A Volus mercenary in a Geth/hazard Glacier/Platinum match. I think he ended the match with 30,000 points and bled out every single wave. I think I ended that match with about 280,000 points...

[RGB]

Just played Gold/Reapers/Glacier as QFE. Wave 10 pizza delivery. Every member of my PUG starts firing missiles whenever they see something twitch. After this first volley of missiles, they pick up the pizza and go on what could only have been a victory lap, from the upper control room downstairs and around to the extraction zone.

In their heads, they were high-fiving somebody, I'm sure.

So the first object gets delivered after about a minute and a half. Second object pops up in the downstairs control room - surprise, nobody has any missiles left but me. Now I'd used two prior to wave 10. The Shadow just stood there spamming Electric Slash until the Banshee grabbed her and stabbed her in the gut, doing us all a favor by ceasing the screen shake. The Turian was undone by his lack of dodge - I believe his spirit was willing, but his body was cruel and inflexible.

As the PUG fell like dominoes and I made my way to the control room, I went in the same way I planned to go out - off the landing pad, through the corridor, downstairs. Missile two banshees and two brutes. Incinerate/Cryo Ammo a Ravager to death. Missile two banshees and two brutes camping the pizza. Third teammate bleeds out. Pick up the package, turn, see two Ravagers blocking my path out. Missile. I'm home free.

When a banshee came around the corner from either direction, each flanked by a Brute, I didn't even bother running. I just threw my Sentry Turret at them and gave up.

After the game, a message, from one of my fallen comrades -

"u just stud ther"

Indeed I did, sir. Indeed I did.

Modifié par BryceH, 29 novembre 2012 - 11:10 .

[dabull1014]

Chargeless Slayer Vanguard.

Or the Volus Sentinel Avenger/Katana combo who kited a banshee for ten minutes before i quit.

[Ogrinash]

They've all been fine. Gold PUG all day, with the odd Bronze PUG for level 1 characters.

[lx ZANGIEF xl]

Volus engie spamming recon mines instead of shields. Went down almost every round and I left him there.

Gold / Dagger / Geth

[Snake_Squeezins]

Joined a match in progress.

Immediately had some excited pre-pubescent kid squeaking at me in Russian almost non-stop for 1-2 minutes.

Left match.

Only match I have ever quit for non-technical reasons.