Looking down the barrel at Christmas.

#1
Volus Warlord

Posté 29 novembre 2012 - 03:57

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It's less than 4 weeks away... and I am expected to buy presents for one of my siblings and probably my mother.. and I do not feel like shopping for or paying for either (I do not know if the former or latter is worse). Well, I didn't buy one for my mother last year and a got a crapton of dirty looks. Not from her, from my siblings.

But that is besides the point.

The point is to find distractions from gift giving and family togetherness and their corresponding rape on your wallet and mind. But, I can't find any decent Christmas related ones. Well, so far, this is the best Christmas video I can find. What stage are you in?

Christmas is coming.. be prepared.

Modifié par Volus Warlord, 29 novembre 2012 - 04:01 .

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happy_daiz

Posté 29 novembre 2012 - 04:05

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I have personalized the Christmas cards, gift tags, and return address labels, and ordered the 100% recycled paper gift wrap, and not a single person has given us their list yet.

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#3
RedArmyShogun

Posté 29 novembre 2012 - 04:49

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Christmas already?.....*shakes*

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momma help me, help meee

Your mother's dead sir there is no help or hope.

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Modifié par RedArmyShogun, 29 novembre 2012 - 04:51 .

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Hainkpe

Posté 29 novembre 2012 - 04:53

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I refuse.

Kthxbai.

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Eternal Phoenix

Posté 29 novembre 2012 - 05:09

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"You get nothing! You lose! Merry Christmas sir!"

This is what I'll be telling people. Seriously though Christmas isn't about buying gifts and I hate how it's become commercialized in this way. The *******s even corrupted Saint Nicolas and turned him into Santa Claus the pervert who invades your house and enters the rooms of your children while they're sleeping.

In fact the whole "presents dropped down the chimney" thing stemmed from the story of when Nicolas helped three young women who were the daughters of some poor guy by throwing some money through the window of their house once. Another version is that he dropped the money down the chimney. Then some guy has to come along and apply this story to children.

Aye if you ask me; Santa Claus needs to die a long and painful death that is broadcast on day-time TV for hours non-stop every Christmas for all children to watch. Then a smaller advert version should be created to be broadcast at every break for every channel.

And this isn't about me being tight on money either. If you ask me, only TV and Christmas dinner are the real good things about Christmas now. Although all those Christmas commecials eventually get on my nerves...

P.S

Seriously if they created an advert where Santa is shown dying with the caption of "Santa's dead kids!" I'll be laughing to high heaven as I imagine the sad faces of children as they cry...

P.P.S

I hate kids and I hate babies even more.

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 29 novembre 2012 - 05:12 .