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[GreedIsNoException]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he

got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered

how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have

enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and

proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started

sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing

them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese

which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He

then thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an

octopus baby.



Being only four lightyears away from the

mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting

in heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind

his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend

getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His

last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple

mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's

horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's

face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.



The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall

[LOST GAM3R]

 The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he

got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered

how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have

enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and

proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started

sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing

them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese

which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He

then thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an

octopus baby.



Being only four lightyears away from the

mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting

in heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind

his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend

getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His

last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple

mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's

horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's

face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.



The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke,

[LOST GAM3R]

 The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he

got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered

how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have

enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and

proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started

sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing

them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese

which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He

then thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an

octopus baby.



Being only four lightyears away from the

mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting

in heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind

his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend

getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His

last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple

mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's

horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's

face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.



The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,

[GreedIsNoException]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he
got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered
how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have
enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and
proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started
sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing
them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese
which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He
then thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an
octopus baby.

Being only four lightyears away from the
mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting
in heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind
his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend
getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His
last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple
mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's
horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's
face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.

The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's left

Modifié par GreedIsNoException, 04 avril 2010 - 12:06 .

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have
enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing
them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He then thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an octopus baby.

Being only four lightyears away from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting
in heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His
last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's
face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.

The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking
them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's left cow urine, they

Modifié par Solostran85, 04 avril 2010 - 12:39 .

[Baskervore]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing
them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He then thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an octopus baby.

Being only four lightyears away from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting in heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.

The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's left cow urine, they took the right



(btw, I read the whole first story all in one go, and that was just about the funniest thing I've ever seen)

Modifié par Baskervore, 04 avril 2010 - 07:48 .

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He then
thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an octopus baby.

Being only four lightyears away from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting in
heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.

The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's left cow urine, they took the right eye of Eli-the-bastardly-Mage. Kermit the frog

Modifié par Solostran85, 05 avril 2010 - 12:08 .

[GreedIsNoException]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He then

thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an octopus baby.



Being only four lightyears away from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting in

heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.



The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's left cow urine, they took the right eye of Eli-the-bastardly-Mage. Kermit the frog gave the lizard

[IamVareeSecksy]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He then

thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an octopus baby.



Being only four lightyears away from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting in

heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.



The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's left cow urine, they took the right eye of Eli-the-bastardly-Mage. Kermit the frog gave the lizard over nine thousand
 

[Baskervore]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He then

thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an octopus baby.



Being only four lightyears away from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting in

heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.



The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's left cow urine, they took the right eye of Eli-the-bastardly-Mage. Kermit the frog gave the lizard over nine thousand Kermit the Frogs.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he
got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered
how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have
enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and
proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started
sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing
them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese
which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He
then thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream
like an octopus baby.

Being only four lightyears away
from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go
frog****ting in heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was
doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of
his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land
called 'Azra Bubul' ! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because
retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow
meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll
box of Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly.
This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.

The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and
Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they
awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's
left cow urine, they took the right eye of Eli-the-bastardly-Mage.
Kermit the frog gave the lizard over nine thousand Kermit the Frogs, Kermit had bad-gas

Modifié par Solostran85, 05 avril 2010 - 03:08 .

[Baskervore]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he
got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered
how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have
enough cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and
proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started
sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing
them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese
which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He
then thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream
like an octopus baby.

Being only four lightyears away
from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go
frog****ting in heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was
doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of
his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land
called 'Azra Bubul' ! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because
retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow
meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll
box of Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly.
This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.

The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and
Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they
awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's
left cow urine, they took the right eye of Eli-the-bastardly-Mage.
Kermit the frog gave the lizard over nine thousand Kermit the Frogs, Kermit had bad-gas that smelled like

[Elastic Otter]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have enough
cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing
them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He then thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an octopus baby.

Being only four lightyears away from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go
frog****ting in  heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called  'Azra Bubul' ! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.

The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage  into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's left cow urine, they
took the right eye of Eli-the-bastardly-Mage. Kermit the frog gave  the lizard over nine thousand Kermit the Frogs, Kermit had bad-gas that smelled like a small horse's

Modifié par Elastic Otter, 05 avril 2010 - 05:09 .

[Tes4o]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have enough

cowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing

them, his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He then thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an octopus baby.



Being only four lightyears away from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go

frog****ting in heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.



The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's left cow urine, they

took the right eye of Eli-the-bastardly-Mage. Kermit the frog gave the lizard over nine thousand Kermit the Frogs, Kermit had bad-gas that smelled like a small horse's dead corpse being eaten by a

[Baskervore]

The lizard man started to climb my pile of books. After some time, he
got tired, slipped, and plummeted halfway to hell where he discovered
how to make green banana milkshakes. Unfortunately they didnt have
enoughcowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking
class and proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started
sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing
them,his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese which
surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He then
thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an
octopus baby.



Being only four lightyears away from the
mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go
frog****ting in heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry
behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey
girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra
Bubul' ! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating
purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant
Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of
Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This
brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.



The
lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and
Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they
awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's
left cow urine, theytook the right eye of
Eli-the-bastardly-Mage. Kermit the frog gave the lizard over nine
thousand Kermit the Frogs, Kermit had bad-gas that smelled like a small
horse's dead corpse being eaten by an angry Krogan clan.

Modifié par Baskervore, 05 avril 2010 - 06:47 .