enoughcowbell to smash faces with, so he ragequit the cooking class and proceeded to defecate because nipple-twisting pirates started sodomizing his half-donkey parents while baking pies. After traumatizing
them,his hunger overwhelmed his urinary tract. He urinated cheese which surprisingly tasted like maple syrup, straight from Canada! He then thought about destroying an IHoP and he decided to scream like an octopus
baby.
Being only four lightyears away from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting in
heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul' ! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.
The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar,out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's left cow urine,
theytook the right eye of Eli-the-bastardly-Mage. Kermit the frog gave the lizard over nine thousand Kermit the Frogs, Kermit had bad-gas that smelled like a small horse's dead corpse being eaten by an angry Krogan clan. In the meantime the teletubby serial-killer
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