Being only four light years away from the mighty poo vapors, they all died. That is why you never go frog****ting in heaven on a Thursday! So anyhow, Destruct-O was doing laundry behind his garage and was worrying about the lingerie of his monkey girlfriend getting eaten by the spaghetti god of the land called 'Azra Bubul'! His last harpy went flaming bonkers because retards were eating purple mushrooms from Ivandras feet. But tomorrow meant Eli-da-bastardly-Mage's horrible death in a plastic Barbie doll box of Doom set with Ivandra's face who punches Eli and smiles evilly. This brings us today's useful lesson: Bioware killed fans.
The lizard man story sucks so lizard punches Starke9 and Eli-da-bastardly-Mage into a brick wall knocking them out. When they awoke, Sangry Woo was in a bar, out drinking Lost Gam3r with somebody's left cow urine, they took the right eye of Eli-the-bastardly-Mage. Kermit the frog gave the lizard over nine thousand Kermit the Frogs, Kermit had bad-gas that smelled like a small horse's dead corpse being eaten by an angry Krogan clan. In the meantime, the teletubby serial-killer named Obama passed by hungry children and gave them stuffed toys which also were medicare, then the cheese started to stink, giving of a liftoff to Uranus where it started massive eruptions of enormous blue carrots. The carrots symbolized God's general disapproval of Obama, and started eating themselves in a most barbaric manner with blue goo while wearing pajamas. President Obama then devoured crying infants.
The next day, it was yesterday, and the wormhole
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