So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something
starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do
3 word story game
Débuté par
Fragtallity
, janv. 05 2010 05:18
#51
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 12:15
#52
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 12:17
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something
starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something
starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see
Modifié par Capt. Obvious, 07 janvier 2010 - 12:17 .
#53
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 12:30
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something
starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do
whenever I see a giant panda.
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something
starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do
whenever I see a giant panda.
#54
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 12:30
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle.
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle.
Modifié par CaptainProphesy, 07 janvier 2010 - 12:31 .
#55
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 12:44
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me
#56
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 01:21
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
#57
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 01:45
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy.
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy.
#58
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 01:53
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
lemon-like puppy because it was
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
lemon-like puppy because it was
#59
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 10:31
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like
#60
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 11:27
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I
#61
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 11:40
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with
Modifié par Capt. Obvious, 07 janvier 2010 - 11:40 .
#62
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 11:54
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
#63
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 01:14
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found
something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda
smelled
like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which
I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my
lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue
#64
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 01:28
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant
#65
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 01:43
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a
#66
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 01:47
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER
#67
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 01:53
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in
#68
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 02:22
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic.
#69
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 02:37
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus
#70
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 03:36
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village People
#71
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 06:04
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw
#72
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 01:54
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named
#73
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 02:18
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime, he
#74
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 03:09
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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight
#75
Posté 08 janvier 2010 - 10:28
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into




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