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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle.  You may wonder

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense its because

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of
the donkeys that steal

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of
the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies

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o once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of
the donkeys that steal Mc donalds cookies that come from

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe

kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!

The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,

vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,

because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,

spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I

smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I

then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very

much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then

I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and

fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying

like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating

a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was

damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google

then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which

resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people

because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and

turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder

why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of

the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe

kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!

The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,

vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,

because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,

spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I

smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I

then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very

much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then

I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and

fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying

like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating

a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was

damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google

then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which

resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people

because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and

turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder

why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of

the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe

kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!

The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,

vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,

because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,

spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I

smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I

then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very

much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then

I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and

fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying

like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating

a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was

damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google

then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which

resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people

because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and

turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder

why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of

the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe



kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!



The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,



vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,



because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,



spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I



smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I



then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very



much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then



I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and



fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying



like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating



a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was



damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google



then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which



resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people



because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and



turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder



why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of



the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe



kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!



The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,



vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,



because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,



spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I



smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I



then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very



much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then



I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and



fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying



like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating



a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was



damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google



then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which



resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people



because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and



turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder



why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of



the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron
ass and a chocolate freddo frog.

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping

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into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese and Sue Johanson

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese and Sue Johanston. Then I went

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked

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So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly