So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of
the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After
that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed aka Darth Vadar, "You Creutzfeld-Jacob Diseased
3 word story game
Débuté par
Fragtallity
, janv. 05 2010 05:18
#126
Posté 12 janvier 2010 - 07:19
#127
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 12 janvier 2010 - 10:34
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of
the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a. Santa Claus
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of
the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a. Santa Claus
#128
Posté 12 janvier 2010 - 11:43
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of
the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, and stole his
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of
the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, and stole his
#129
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 01:07
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a
Santa Claus, and stole his pink unicycle's saddle
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a
Santa Claus, and stole his pink unicycle's saddle
Modifié par Sa Seba, 13 janvier 2010 - 01:07 .
#130
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 01:22
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a
Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a
Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my
Modifié par Capt. Obvious, 13 janvier 2010 - 01:22 .
#131
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 01:35
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a
Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a
Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device
Modifié par Sa Seba, 13 janvier 2010 - 01:35 .
#132
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 01:45
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a
Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But Sue Johanson
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a
Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But Sue Johanson
Modifié par Tor_pedo, 13 janvier 2010 - 01:47 .
#133
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 01:50
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a
Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But Sue Johanson escaped from Google
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then
Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so
I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their
mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs
from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead.
After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a
Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But Sue Johanson escaped from Google
#134
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 01:56
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality!
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality!
Modifié par MerinTB, 13 janvier 2010 - 01:57 .
#135
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 02:10
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we
of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we
#136
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 02:24
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of
the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and
Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google
kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I
thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey
owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and
took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh
Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly,
Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa
Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because he needs more muscle. You may wonder
why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of
the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island
where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog.
Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and
Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google
kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I
thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey
owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and
took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh
Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly,
Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa
Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant
#137
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 02:29
So once I found a treasure
that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid
pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting
white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big
infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of
his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a
new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some
cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my
mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a,
which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like
pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do
whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I
missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue
Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the
distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide
panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named
Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much
sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that
steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food
rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied
conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google
kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I
thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and
took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh
Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa
Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant flying objects made
that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid
pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting
white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big
infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of
his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a
new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some
cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my
mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a,
which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like
pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do
whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I
missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue
Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the
distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide
panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named
Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much
sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that
steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food
rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied
conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google
kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I
thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and
took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh
Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa
Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant flying objects made
Modifié par Sa Seba, 13 janvier 2010 - 02:33 .
#138
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 02:30
So once I found a treasure
that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid
pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting
white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big
infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of
his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a
new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some
cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my
mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a,
which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like
pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do
whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I
missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue
Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the
distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide
panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named
Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much
sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that
steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food
rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied
conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google
kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I
thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and
took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh
Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa
Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in
that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid
pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting
white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big
infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of
his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a
new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some
cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my
mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a,
which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like
pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do
whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I
missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue
Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the
distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide
panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named
Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much
sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy
of the donkeys that
steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food
rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied
conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google
kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I
thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the
monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and
took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh
Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner,
wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until
suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa
Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in
Modifié par Torell2009, 13 janvier 2010 - 02:38 .
#139
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 02:51
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time continuum
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time continuum
#140
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 02:53
CHEATER!! That was 4 words!
#141
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 06:31
mrofni wrote...
CHEATER!! That was 4 words!
Technically, "space-time continuum" could be considered a compound word in it's entirety, but I went with the simpler acceptance of the hyphenated "space-time" as the compound word and continuum as a separate word for the count.
oops, I think my pedantry is showing
#142
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 07:59
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time continuum..... how the hell...
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time continuum..... how the hell...
#143
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 08:00
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON! The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts, vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser, because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very, spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time continuum..... how the hell... Why am I
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat, ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought, untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time continuum..... how the hell... Why am I
#144
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 08:01
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Modifié par Fragtallity, 13 janvier 2010 - 08:02 .
#145
Guest_Apokalyptus_*
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 08:05
Guest_Apokalyptus_*
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay
#146
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 08:36
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay friendly neighbourhoods, where
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay friendly neighbourhoods, where
#147
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 09:24
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay friendly neighborhoods, where kittens poop marshmellows?
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay friendly neighborhoods, where kittens poop marshmellows?
Modifié par Moodath, 13 janvier 2010 - 09:25 .
#148
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 05:57
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay friendly neighborhoods, where kittens poop marshmellows? Because dysfunctional elves
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay friendly neighborhoods, where kittens poop marshmellows? Because dysfunctional elves
#149
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 09:02
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay friendly neighborhoods, where kittens poop marshmellows? Because dysfunctional elves are writing this.
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay friendly neighborhoods, where kittens poop marshmellows? Because dysfunctional elves are writing this.
#150
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 09:07
So once I found a treasure that contained a Golden Globe. The Globe
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay friendly neighborhoods, where kittens poop marshmellows? Because dysfunctional elves are writing this while i lubricate
kicked my puppy to the acid pool where he mutated into a GIANT LEMON!
The lemon started squirting white stuff, which smelled like coconuts,
vodka and my husband's big infected pimples that are on his dresser,
because he ate too much of his dog's cheese that tasted very, very,
spicy. Then one day I wanted a new life, wherein the Collector Hive I
smelled a large Krogan named
Pencil who ate fish and chips. So I
then... Sat down and...I stole some cream pie recipes. They tasted very
much like my pink lacy thong and my mother's latest poison recipe. Then
I found something starting with a, which was... well, sort of red and
fruity....and kinda smelled like pickles. Then I felt like... crying
like I was masterbating, which I do whenever I see a giant panda eating
a pickle. Which reminds me, I missed my lemon-like puppy because it was
damn sexy just like Sue Johanson. I had sex with Sue Johanson. Google
then took Sue to the distant island near a MEGA COMBO BREAKER which
resulted in world wide panic. So Santa Claus joined Village people
because he saw an elf named Optimus Prime. Then he lost weight and
turned into Sinterklass because
he needs more muscle. You may
wonder why this story makes so much sense, it's because of the huge
conspiracy of the donkeys that steal Mc Donalds cookies that come from
Google Island where fast food rules with an iron ass and a chocolate
freddo frog. Elephants denied conspiracies of Google kidnapping packets
of cheese
and Sue Johanson. Then I went to kick Google's fat,
ugly butt. Then Google kicked my fat, ugly cat. I yelled, "Wheres my
watermelon?!", so I thought, What am I playing with tonight, then I
remembered that the monkey owed money to the green leprechauns because
he stole their mother and took her to the bedroom because she always
hid Banana Bombs from Hugh Heffner, but the green leprechauns, friends
of Heffner, wanted intercourse instead. After that, I squirted
mayonaise on jennamarae's low-carb sandwich until suddenly, Sinterklass
a.k.a. Tor Pedo stormed a.k.a. Darth Vader a.k.a Santa Claus, stole my
pink unicycle's saddle a.k.a. my mobile fun device. But
Sue
Johanson escaped from Google and ended reality! Or so we thought,
untill giant flying objects made driving dangerous in the space-time
continuum..... how the hell... Why am I turning into gay friendly neighborhoods, where kittens poop marshmellows? Because dysfunctional elves are writing this while i lubricate




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