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[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I do not have to

 

outrun that screaming banshee

 

just the slow Krogan

[SwoopIM]

phantom stabbed again 

husk in my lap yet again

banshee hugged again

[RidiculousMammal]

  Why is everyone doing a Captain Kirk impression

 

 

also, what's a haiku?

[Salarian Master Race]

Asari eyebrows

And flying space phalluses

Piss the fanboys off

[Dalakaar]

I miss buttcramp haikus.

 

R.I.P. Waryammer.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

The shuttle leaves the--
Wait--I wanted to say some--
Not enough syllab--

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

WE BRING BIG FLAMER

VOTE VORCHA FOR PRESIDENT

BURN OFF ALL EYEBROWS

 

 

 

 

 

VORCHA ADD THE ASARI EYEBROW CRAP TO ANDRALATEAM RESPONSE FORM BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!

[Arktinen]

Hodor, hold the door

Hold the door, hodor, hodor

Hodor, hold the door

 

 

slight artistic liberties there, let's say it's about the Reactor door..

[thebenchwarmerMVP]

Time to clutch the wave

PUG's got this, don't let us down!

Mission scrubbed, go home.

 

or my sig lol

[thebenchwarmerMVP]

Kro-Headbutts for days

Or warhammers to the face

Just no hazard White.

[thebenchwarmerMVP]

Stop the dark channel!

It's hurting my ears so much.

Geez, just cast it once.

[thebenchwarmerMVP]

Another Geth Jug

No gear on, but melee mod.

Oh boy, here we go...

[thebenchwarmerMVP]

Three people right here,

Scorewh*re! Get back in the hack!

You're still in last place...

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

This is the only

 

Thread that doesn't fry my poor

 

laptop's processor

[Arktinen]

Three people right here,

Scorewh*re! Get back in the hack!

You're still in last place...

I'd give you more likes

for this if it was allowed.

How it warms my heart.

[GeneralXIV]

Juggernaut is fun

Big immortal death robot

Mine is purple, cute!

 

 

Banshees are not fun

They are always chasing me

I always run quick

 

I have no good guns

All are very low level

Use powers mostly

 

I like this game lots

It is fun to play always

Wish I didnt die

 

Engineer is best

Fire explosions kill lots

Its my most favorite

 

Multiple verses there

[MeetYourNanny]

I am just a scrub but my intentions are good

 

plz dont let me be misunderstood

 

The cherry flowers are in blossom

[GeneralXIV]

The Krogan

 

Tuchankan soldier,

Born to kill, to breed, to fight,

Killed by a big mech

 

(That was my experience using the Krogan with the hammer for the first time )

 

 

The Engineer

 

Orange glow, burnt husks

Lightning dances between them

They are gonna die

 

 

The Infiltrator

 

The sniper fires,

The Cannibals head explodes

Becomes visible

 

 

Sorry I love haikus and poetry

[Shampoohorn]

I am just a scrub but my intentions are good

 

plz dont let me be misunderstood

 

The cherry flowers are in blossom

 

 

You get a like for that Nameless pic.

 

 

Claymore oh Claymore

You always have the answer

To life's hard questions...

Boom!

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

SALARIAN CRIES

PUT HIM IN ROOM WITH VERREN

VERREN EATS HIS EYES

[GeneralXIV]

Waterfalls are nice

I look at them between waves

So do some others

 

Acid rain is bad

It takes away your shields

Dont stay outside long

 

The Volus is cute

Like a teddy bear

Wearing a gas mask

 

I dont like Kishock

I cannot aim it so good

I prefer Widow

[Wheeljerk]

Ryder's love interests

Incest should be an option

Sal is banned again

[MeetYourNanny]

You get a like for that Nameless pic.

 

Well well i am impressed a fellow player who can recognize the Nameless One

 

[thebenchwarmerMVP]

Turian movement,

combat rolls are reaper tech.

How unfortunate.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Well well i am impressed a fellow player who can recognize the Nameless One

What can change the nature of a man?

Reaper Tech!