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[Terrapin]

I could bump this but
I am not sure that I could
top the words posted

[Homey C-Dawg]

running from banshee
she warps through wall and gets me
holes in my belly

[Dr. Akairos]

Devastator mode,
I have engaged it right now,
time to spam grenades


I cast biotics
biotic charge is awesome
all hail the N7

Time to falcon punch
after coming out of charge
power slide, aw yeah. 

Modifié par Dr. Akairos, 05 décembre 2012 - 01:02 .

[Aiiro]

I just want that drell

why won't you give me my drell

drell please yes thank you

[sirjenixofbj]

Terrapin wrote...

I could bump this butt
Quarian female no like
hands now in cuffs, sad

I fixed this for you
it was good, now it is better
you are welcome, bye

[RowanSane]

stay on topic please
ninja stan may be watching
end of line slash thread

[Terrapin]

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Terrapin wrote...

I could bump this butt
Quarian female no like
hands now in cuffs, sad

I fixed this for you
it was good, now it is better
you are welcome, bye

Ha!
You have a sick mind
demented like me, I like.
Your fixing is good

[RowanSane]

volus sight lines rule
jiggly bumbums everywhere
quarians are best

[doozerdude]

Imp of the Perverse wrote...

doozerdude wrote...

LegionofRannoch wrote...

Hilarious, you
Have fallen for my trap card
Your death approaches

..oops wrong game.

Did... Did that guy just speak in haiku?

I think the drell infiltrator needs to speak in haiku.

And wear some Adam Jensem goggles

[doozerdude]

RNG sucks *ss
Please Bioware fix the store
Can't take this much more

^+10internehtz for rhyme?

[Major Tao]

Cosmic cycles of 
extinction cant stop
badass blue babes ! 


Unfathomably ancient conflicts 
rage white-hot
into my present.


Illusive Man Am I,
ultimate grandmaster 
and pawn.



Tuchanka....
dusty, radioactive, poisoned, deadly,
- Great Thresher Maw Burgers ! 



Shepard, Liara, 
ecstatic, timeless moment....
-where's my blue babies ? 



"Secure this location!"
"Eliminate the Target ! "
Damn that guy's pushy !

If i ever find
that N7 remote operator...
- SLAP ! 




"Shepard - we've got to...
HEY !  STOP admiring my ass ! 
We're in COMBAT !"


 Curve-ball missiles to the face
no-look dodges and auto kills
tick me off.



He Rockets this, He Rockets that, 
twenty rockets more 
proves he's a CHEATER ! 


VORCHA  - PUSH RED BUTTON 
TO DEFUSE BOMB ! 
RRRAHHHHH !   TOO MANY BUTTONS !!! 



Sentience in steel
ship, friend, toaster, lover,
EDI has no limits

Modifié par Major_Tao_Tau, 19 décembre 2012 - 05:57 .

[Uh Cold]

Tyrannus00 wrote...

VORCHA VORCHA FIRE
VORCHA FIRE VORCHA FIRE FIRE
VORCHA TASTEFUL ART

Such passion and emotion.

[mrs_anomaly]

Love this game too much
The forums quell my passion
Stiff drink might suffice

[E_rik]

A Praetorian
What'd I do to deserve this?
My spine gets ripped out

[Takeyama]

NobodyofConsequence wrote...

Takeyama wrote...

At least somebody said it before me. Really these are also closer to being senryu, since haiku traditionally have elements of nature and have to do with seasons and all sorts of other complicated stuff. XD

Does this come even close, in this context? Genuinely curious.

Stars burst above us:
Four missiles to celebrate
We will see summer.

I think so. I mean, nobody here is really claiming these are supposed to be traditional...because they won't be anyways lol, but at least that's closer than many.

Silent footsteps go
Red drops freezing on concrete
Phantom wrapped in snow

[Homey C-Dawg]

THE DEAD ARE USELESS
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

[DarkAvatar89]

Masterful Vanguard,
Bravely charging Reaper foes-
LOLNO INSTAKILL XD

Modifié par DarkAvatar89, 05 décembre 2012 - 07:05 .

[DarkAvatar89]

Uh Cold wrote...

Tyrannus00 wrote...

VORCHA VORCHA FIRE
VORCHA FIRE VORCHA FIRE FIRE
VORCHA TASTEFUL ART

Such passion and emotion.

I second this.

[DarkAvatar89]

No longer a noob,
Outscoring randoms on Gold,
Only to be kicked. 

Modifié par DarkAvatar89, 05 décembre 2012 - 07:12 .

[WMcAlister]

Humpty Dumpty Splat
Scion backne made a mess
Kills me anyway

Never ending shield
The Volus is my best friend
My weapon is jammed!

Shoot that cloaking Geth!
Wait a sec, he's a teammate
Oh hell, I was wrong!

Modifié par WMcAlister, 05 décembre 2012 - 07:40 .

[Sorceress Delphi]

Enemies swarm 'round
Shields wither but no worries
****, I'm a vorcha

Screeches herald her
Splashes of blue creep closer
We do not want hugs

Biotic charging
I'm going to kill that brute-
...Damn infiltrator

Collectors today
Surprise! Praetorian rape!
What the f*** Bioware?

[Sorceress Delphi]

Crap can't edit from phone.

Last one should be:

Collectors today
Surprise! Praetorian rape!
Why, Bioware? Why?

[robarcool]

Geth stun me
learn to play noob
I don't hold counter
I hold line

[d_nought]

1 0 1 1
0 0 1 0
1 1 0 1

[casamar]

Gear and mods are ready
For the Acolyte challenge
I picked the wrong week