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Borschtbeet

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I have to admit I was a little turned on by Zevran.  That dry humping scene was especially steamy.  Anyone else feel this way?

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Don't feel bad. Remember, he's an elf, so it's not gay.

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sorry no...the thought of touching a guy in that way nauseates me..as does actually seeing it. And I have nothing against homosexuals

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Don't feel bad. Remember, he's an elf, so it's not gay.


totally

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Eruanna Guerrein

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I'm not sure I remember a dry humping scene. But as a woman, I find no sexual appeal in Zev. I actually ugh'd out loud during the romance scene... the one and only any of my characters will have with him. lol



But hey, it's all about whatever hardens your pike. ;)

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Eruanna Guerrein wrote...

But hey, it's all about whatever hardens your pike. ;)


Or Zevran's ?

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melkathi wrote...
Or Zevran's ?


He and Slim's uncle are the spokesmen for viagra in Ferelden.

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I'm typically lesbian...but Zevran has strong hands.  I could swing it.  I bet he's also willing to do a lot of things...you know, with his mouth, hmmm.....

Alistair plays so hard to get I at one point got on my straight male friend's journal and left the message: "R.e. Dragon Age: HOW DID YOU GET INTO THAT MAN'S PANTS?"

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Modifié par Callie K, 05 janvier 2010 - 06:13 .


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well I don`t know what I did but I got zevran to jump my female dalish elf in 2 or 3 dialog scene`s. I only realized it when I was told by a very drunk Oghren.

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If it's never gay when it's an elf, is it never straight when it's a dwarf?

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Callie K wrote...

I'm typically lesbian...but Zevran has strong hands.  I could swing it.  I bet he's also willing to do a lot of things...you know, with his mouth, hmmm.....

Alistair plays so hard to get I at one point got on my straight male friend's journal and left the message: "R.e. Dragon Age: HOW DID YOU GET INTO THAT MAN'S PANTS?"

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I don't know why they made Alistar play hard to get for a female character. It's a rule and not exception for straight men to want to have sex quickly. Maybe he's an idealistic "fall in love" type of a guy (brainwashed by Chantry), but a man does not have to have Zevran's temperament to want to get some. 

I think they just needed to equal out game mechanics a bit...

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Eruanna Guerrein

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RussianSpy27 wrote...

Callie K wrote...

I'm typically lesbian...but Zevran has strong hands.  I could swing it.  I bet he's also willing to do a lot of things...you know, with his mouth, hmmm.....

Alistair plays so hard to get I at one point got on my straight male friend's journal and left the message: "R.e. Dragon Age: HOW DID YOU GET INTO THAT MAN'S PANTS?"

Image IPB


I don't know why they made Alistar play hard to get for a female character. It's a rule and not exception for straight men to want to have sex quickly. Maybe he's an idealistic "fall in love" type of a guy (brainwashed by Chantry), but a man does not have to have Zevran's temperament to want to get some. 

I think they just needed to equal out game mechanics a bit...


It plays into his lack of confidence... always being told he was no one, not being able to lead for game mechanics, etc...   Plus it's sweet that he wants it to be right and with feeling, not just some romp in the hay.

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Eruanna Guerrein wrote...

RussianSpy27 wrote...

Callie K wrote...

I'm typically lesbian...but Zevran has strong hands.  I could swing it.  I bet he's also willing to do a lot of things...you know, with his mouth, hmmm.....

Alistair plays so hard to get I at one point got on my straight male friend's journal and left the message: "R.e. Dragon Age: HOW DID YOU GET INTO THAT MAN'S PANTS?"

Image IPB


I don't know why they made Alistar play hard to get for a female character. It's a rule and not exception for straight men to want to have sex quickly. Maybe he's an idealistic "fall in love" type of a guy (brainwashed by Chantry), but a man does not have to have Zevran's temperament to want to get some. 

I think they just needed to equal out game mechanics a bit...


It plays into his lack of confidence... always being told he was no one, not being able to lead for game mechanics, etc...   Plus it's sweet that he wants it to be right and with feeling, not just some romp in the hay.

To hell with that, bring on the hay..Image IPB  Although I'll admit it was fun to make Alistair stammer a lot in dialog pre romance culmination.

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i just wish Alastair would go both ways.

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Eruanna Guerrein

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robertthebard wrote...

Eruanna Guerrein wrote...

RussianSpy27 wrote...

Callie K wrote...

I'm typically lesbian...but Zevran has strong hands.  I could swing it.  I bet he's also willing to do a lot of things...you know, with his mouth, hmmm.....

Alistair plays so hard to get I at one point got on my straight male friend's journal and left the message: "R.e. Dragon Age: HOW DID YOU GET INTO THAT MAN'S PANTS?"

Image IPB


I don't know why they made Alistar play hard to get for a female character. It's a rule and not exception for straight men to want to have sex quickly. Maybe he's an idealistic "fall in love" type of a guy (brainwashed by Chantry), but a man does not have to have Zevran's temperament to want to get some. 

I think they just needed to equal out game mechanics a bit...


It plays into his lack of confidence... always being told he was no one, not being able to lead for game mechanics, etc...   Plus it's sweet that he wants it to be right and with feeling, not just some romp in the hay.

To hell with that, bring on the hay..Image IPB  Although I'll admit it was fun to make Alistair stammer a lot in dialog pre romance culmination.


One of the things I like best about him :)

Plus, if I wanna get it on sooner, there's always Zev and Leliana to use. ;)

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Fizban1Kc wrote...

i just wish Alastair would go both ways.


I'm personally glad he didn't but I do wish that of Morrigan. :D

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For all you DA:O players who want to get it on with any character- gay, lesbian, bi... go for it.

http://social.biowar...m/project/1460/   Equal Love

enjoy!

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Fizban1Kc wrote...

i just wish Alastair would go both ways.


Motion seconded.  That man is too cute to be purely hetero, plus nothing compares to the joy of tarnishing something pure.

Zevran I really don't like as a romantic interest.  I play video games to escape from reality, so being forced to go with someone with a personality that's practically a carbon copy of the men that hit on me at the bar isn't particularly enjoyable.  I bit my lip, rolled my eyes and went AFK to put the kettle on as soon as the steamy stuff started with him.

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Eruanna Guerrein wrote...

Fizban1Kc wrote...

i just wish Alastair would go both ways.


I'm personally glad he didn't but I do wish that of Morrigan. :D

In case of Morrigan i have to admit i was a bit surpirsed that she didn't...

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Eruanna Guerrein wrote...

robertthebard wrote...

Eruanna Guerrein wrote...

RussianSpy27 wrote...

Callie K wrote...

I'm typically lesbian...but Zevran has strong hands.  I could swing it.  I bet he's also willing to do a lot of things...you know, with his mouth, hmmm.....

Alistair plays so hard to get I at one point got on my straight male friend's journal and left the message: "R.e. Dragon Age: HOW DID YOU GET INTO THAT MAN'S PANTS?"

Image IPB


I don't know why they made Alistar play hard to get for a female character. It's a rule and not exception for straight men to want to have sex quickly. Maybe he's an idealistic "fall in love" type of a guy (brainwashed by Chantry), but a man does not have to have Zevran's temperament to want to get some. 

I think they just needed to equal out game mechanics a bit...


It plays into his lack of confidence... always being told he was no one, not being able to lead for game mechanics, etc...   Plus it's sweet that he wants it to be right and with feeling, not just some romp in the hay.

To hell with that, bring on the hay..Image IPB  Although I'll admit it was fun to make Alistair stammer a lot in dialog pre romance culmination.


One of the things I like best about him :)

Plus, if I wanna get it on sooner, there's always Zev and Leliana to use. ;)

My spurned by Alistair City Elf was a ho.  She went straight from Alistair breaking up with her to Zevran, and then to Leliana.  Image IPB

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For all you DA:O players who want to get it on with any character- gay, lesbian, bi... go for it.

http://social.biowar...m/project/1460/   Equal Love

enjoy!

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Eruanna Guerrein

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@Klickklack

I was too. She seems more the perfect type to me than Leliana, except for her bard training I guess.

Modifié par Eruanna Guerrein, 05 janvier 2010 - 07:34 .


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robertthebard wrote...


My spurned by Alistair City Elf was a ho.  She went straight from Alistair breaking up with her to Zevran, and then to Leliana.  Image IPB


LOL I usually go in the opposite order. Plus, I was lucky enough to have high persuasion so my Dalish rogue and Al went off to rebuild the GWs together so I got my happy ending. I know you're jealous about that too...  ;)

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@robertthebard: clearly she was on the rebound, then.

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The fun part of all that was that I managed to rekindle the romance with Leliana, because I spurned her initial advance in favor of Alistair. It was cool to be able to work that out, if no less ho'ish.