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#26
Eruanna Guerrein

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I actually turned Leliana and Zev down but Zev ended up back in love with me so I was getting conversations that talked first about my relationship with Al and then with Zev. I was like wtf? In the end, Al and Zev and I actually went off to rebuild the GWs, although I'm not sure Al or Zev knew that. Heh.

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Zev wound up traveling with Lel and my PC once too, although I'm not sure either one knew the other was there. Funny how those endings work out.

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I was Chancellor and kept the Assassin around, too. Funny, don't think Al knew I had the elf hanging around either.

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Lotion Soronarr

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Squiggles1334 wrote...

If it's never gay when it's an elf, is it never straight when it's a dwarf?


YES!

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RussianSpy27 wrote...

Callie K wrote...

I'm typically lesbian...but Zevran has strong hands.  I could swing it.  I bet he's also willing to do a lot of things...you know, with his mouth, hmmm.....

Alistair plays so hard to get I at one point got on my straight male friend's journal and left the message: "R.e. Dragon Age: HOW DID YOU GET INTO THAT MAN'S PANTS?"

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I don't know why they made Alistar play hard to get for a female character. It's a rule and not exception for straight men to want to have sex quickly. Maybe he's an idealistic "fall in love" type of a guy (brainwashed by Chantry), but a man does not have to have Zevran's temperament to want to get some. 

I think they just needed to equal out game mechanics a bit...


What's wrong with making Alistair an exception to the "rule"? Personally I thought he was a breath of fresh air.

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RussianSpy27 wrote...

Callie K wrote...

I'm typically lesbian...but Zevran has strong hands.  I could swing it.  I bet he's also willing to do a lot of things...you know, with his mouth, hmmm.....

Alistair plays so hard to get I at one point got on my straight male friend's journal and left the message: "R.e. Dragon Age: HOW DID YOU GET INTO THAT MAN'S PANTS?"

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I don't know why they made Alistar play hard to get for a female character. It's a rule and not exception for straight men to want to have sex quickly. Maybe he's an idealistic "fall in love" type of a guy (brainwashed by Chantry), but a man does not have to have Zevran's temperament to want to get some. 

I think they just needed to equal out game mechanics a bit...


...or maybe not every man is quite as horny as you think.  Believe it or not, some people wait until they get married.

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i did it with zevran strictly for the achievement. it may seem a bit homophobic, but i skipped that gay scene because i was definitely not in the mood to see that...

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Ronin 3000 wrote...

i did it with zevran strictly for the achievement. it may seem a bit homophobic, but i skipped that gay scene because i was definitely not in the mood to see that...

I romanced him with a female.

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soteria wrote...
...or maybe not every man is quite as horny as you think.  Believe it or not, some people wait until they get married.

Probably 75% of the guys who wait do because the girl makes them!  :P

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Creature 1 wrote...

soteria wrote...
...or maybe not every man is quite as horny as you think.  Believe it or not, some people wait until they get married.

Probably 75% of the guys who wait do because the girl makes them!  :P

89% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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robertthebard wrote...
89% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I thought it was 57%! 

It could be much greater than 75%!  100% of my randomized sample of one guy who waited did so because the girl (me, cruel creature that I am :whistle:) made him. 

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robertthebard wrote...

The fun part of all that was that I managed to rekindle the romance with Leliana, because I spurned her initial advance in favor of Alistair. It was cool to be able to work that out, if no less ho'ish.



I haven't yet been able to manage a character, regardless of origin, who wasn't a total and utter ho. After working her way around camp, even accepting Oghren's ofefr before he puked up and passed out, she spent quite a bit of coin going through all the female companions, male companions, "female" companions, and then several trips for the "surpise me" bit.

I have found that I am incapable of playing a character with even one shred of decency in this game, no matter how I try to start out. It's Bioware's fault. Blame canada. Hurrah!

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Creature 1 wrote...

robertthebard wrote...
89% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I thought it was 57%! 

It could be much greater than 75%!  100% of my randomized sample of one guy who waited did so because the girl (me, cruel creature that I am :whistle:) made him. 

Now you see what I mean.Image IPB

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Borschtbeet wrote...

I have to admit I was a little turned on by Zevran.  That dry humping scene was especially steamy.  Anyone else feel this way?


Either the title is a lie and you're actually gay or you're trolling/joking.  Such a comment could never come from a straight male.

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robertthebard wrote...

Creature 1 wrote...

soteria wrote...
...or maybe not every man is quite as horny as you think.  Believe it or not, some people wait until they get married.

Probably 75% of the guys who wait do because the girl makes them!  :P

89% of all statistics are made up on the spot.


95% of all statistics are made up 50% of the time.
Think about that.

#41
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Faffnr wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

I have to admit I was a little turned on by Zevran.  That dry humping scene was especially steamy.  Anyone else feel this way?


Either the title is a lie and you're actually gay or you're trolling/joking.  Such a comment could never come from a straight male.


I think you have a narrow mind here. I am very much a straight male and while I never liked Zevhran, it doesn't mean I can't relate to the feeling he expresses.

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RussianSpy27 wrote...
I don't know why they made Alistar play hard to get for a female character. It's a rule and not exception for straight men to want to have sex quickly. Maybe he's an idealistic "fall in love" type of a guy (brainwashed by Chantry), but a man does not have to have Zevran's temperament to want to get some. 

I think they just needed to equal out game mechanics a bit...

I don't see Alistair as hard to get at all... he's a puppy.  A little shy, but I find that I am usually stringing him out a bit in order to prolong the relationship part, because otherwise it reaches a point between sleeping with him and the Landsmeet where it kind of stagnates, no new game material with him.

It would not have been the rule at all that a man would jump into bed with the first woman prior to our century.  Not a well-bred man, anyway.   It's not brainwashing, it's being a gentleman.

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Borschtbeet wrote...

I have to admit I was a little turned on by Zevran.  That dry humping scene was especially steamy.  Anyone else feel this way?


personally i find zevran massively irritating (on top of being quite ugly), the sole idea of anything barely sexual with him makes me cringe, and that doesn't even come close to having anything to do with my sexual preferences. I'd hate him just as much if he was a lady.

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