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[Miclotov]

CIWS01 wrote...

 1: You hear a fax machine at the office and dive into your cubicle and start looking for the Nemisis.

The fax machines actually announce the arrival of their great geth prime overlord. So you should better watch for them.

Also, stats for the cubicle?

[CIWS01]

Miclotov wrote...

CIWS01 wrote...

 1: You hear a fax machine at the office and dive into your cubicle and start looking for the Nemisis.

The fax machines actually announce the arrival of their great geth prime overlord. So you should better watch for them.

Also, stats for the cubicle?

25% buff for shields but only on Tuesdays' under a blue moon. 

[Lazurukeel]

^ Hahaha yes.

Post cubicle build pls.

[Lazurukeel]

Oh dammit, ninja post. And it won‘t let me edit...

[Theghostof_timmy]

When you're playing skyrim and you put on a dragon priest mask, a hood, and a cloak spell, then hit them with a FUS RO DAH and you're surprised there's no biotic explosion.

Somebody falls down and you say, "Get up N7!"

You put on a hat and have an irresistible urge to say "Devastator mode Engaged!"

[CIWS01]

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

For you:
When you are about to kick the woman you're dating because she's taking too long to ready up.

I'm gonna plead the 5th on that one, but then again a night on the couch means the 55 inch HD 240Mhz Samsung is all mine for some more ME3 MP......

[MyryaSzataria]

herculeswill22 wrote...
You put on a hat and have an irresistible urge to say "Devastator mode Engaged!"

As long as it's the hat and not something you call out after Taco Bell lol

You know you've played too much MP when....
You turn the game off and you can still hear the gunfire and explosions, Cerberus agents yelling about casualties and snipers, the boom of your sniper rifle, and that damn pratorian screeching  Or when you blink and get an after image of the HUD for a few seconds.

Last but not least, when you're more relaxed in a nasty round of MP than you are sitting on the couch watching TV

[PsiMatrix]

When you hear the till at the checkout go 'beep-beep-beep' really fast, scream 'Geth!', grab the cashier, drag him over the counter to the floor and punch him in the stomach.


Incidentally I'm not allowed into McDonalds anymore.

[Warpwny]

 When you want to hug your really tall grand mother but are afraid of getting sync killed. 

[RaptorSolutions]

When you go back to SP and you start focusing on Guardians and Husks because there are so many of them and you want the "Challenge Points".

[megawug]

I've had a couple of dreams of playing, but not nothing too exciting.

Anyone get the urge of grabbing people on the other side of the desk??

Modifié par megawug, 06 décembre 2012 - 04:27 .

[Boog_89]

When you are thinking of builds and look forward to playing .. when your not even home.
And when you have 400+ hours logged in .
I regret nothing.

[GordianKnot42]

Looking at people on the street and seeing little health/shield bars over their heads.

[Beerfish]

Two real life stories,

1) I drive into the parkade at work and see a big 4x4 truck with lots of clearance and say out loud without thinking (and it the proper voice) "Big machine!"

2) I wake up in the middle of the night, get up and in a haze peer down the hall into the kitchen and think I see a turret there (it was a chair).

[Catastrophy]

You're trying out Farcry 3 coop and scream:
"Dodge! Dodge! Where's the freaking dodge?"
or
"What is this? Where are all my powers?"

[metaempiricist]

shiba-tee diba-tee

[SirMilkfiend]

I know someone in Iran has been playing too much ME3


Personally making biotic hand gestures when nobody else is in the room *blush*

[Swan Killer]

I often catch myself saying "Goddess!" when something unusal happens.

[CIWS01]

PsiMatrix said:


"When you hear the till at the checkout go 'beep-beep-beep' really fast, scream 'Geth!', grab the cashier, drag him over the counter to the floor and punch him in the stomach.


Incidentally I'm not allowed into McDonalds anymore."


LOL! i'd pay to see that....

Modifié par CIWS01, 06 décembre 2012 - 06:52 .

[NikkoJT]

When you occasionally greet people with the Human Biotic heavy melee.

When you're playing something else and you try to evade or sprint with spacebar.

When you hear a seagull make a vague noise in the distance, think "PHANTOM!", and then feel really silly.


(All of these are things I've done.)

[Zero132132]

Yeah, I've been playing too much. The guys who I regularly play with actually ended up in a dream last night. It was like a buddy-cop thing, but with giant robots and apocalyptic implications for failure. I also was sharing an apartment with my non-evil ex, which was just awkward in every way.

But I blame ME3's MP, not my deteriorating mental state!

I also do occasionally blame space magic for inexplicable things in the real world. People just stare at me strangely.

[Locutus_of_BORG]

... You're booked into hospital for dehydration after playing for 2 weeks straight

[BouncyFrag]

Whenever you get money from an ATM or, even better, from an actual bank teller you exclaim, "PAYDAY!" and then break into a coughing/wheezing fit.

Instead of saying 'butt' you say 'bum bum.'

In the office fridge you label your food like this instead of using your name.

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 06 décembre 2012 - 07:23 .

[Kaveman117]

I have the perfect anecdote for knowing I play too much Mass Effect.

Went out for a friends bachelor party to a laser tag place. I was the only one using cover, jumping and rolling in and out of cover, almost instinctively heavy melee-ing the little kids running by me (like when a husk runs right in front of you), reaching for a cluster grenade when walking around a corner into a mob of mooks and wishing I could use biotics or cast tech.

The second part of the bachelor party was at a strip club where I kept imagining Chora's Den. I may or may not have used the name "Shepard" to protect mine and said "I should go" when a stripper disinterested me. Haha!