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[CIWS01]

I almost did this not long ago...

You know you've played too much ME3 MP when:

You hear the Vorcha character's grumbling in your head from that last match you played before work. then while your working, you realize people are staring at you because you have actually been talking to your self vorcha style....

[BouncyFrag]

CIWS01 wrote...

I almost did this not long ago...

You know you've played too much ME3 MP when:

You hear the Vorcha character's grumbling in your head from that last match you played before work. then while your working, you realize people are staring at you because you have actually been talking to your self vorcha style....

Exclaiming "BIG MONSTER!" whenever the overbearing boss shows up doesn't help either.

[Scam_poo]

... you complain about bad grades at school saying you had lag.

[Xanth719]

you know you've played too much when you notice how the game keeps getting worse with all the character/weapon nerfs and enemy buffs

[Laforgus]

I had a dream that promised to be cool!

I was at the office doing the usual paperwork (like i am now). and from the ceiling i heard the Commander Officer saying:
"We have multiple hostiles on this zone, get out there and take them out"

I was "OMG!" i look around my desk, below and everywhere and i had no weapons, nothing! i took a Stanley Measuring Tape, i said "Fukk it i will throw them this thing!"

But then i entered a long endless corridor.... what seemed to be a cool dream was a boring nap. And the worse part is that the officer was still telling me to hurry. <_<

Modifié par Laforgus, 06 décembre 2012 - 08:22 .

[BiowareHeph]

When someone is coming to pick you up, you stay the f away from the pickup location until 20 seconds before they're scheduled to arrive, and then run over at the last minute and hop in.

[Frozen Mind]

When you're using shower gel and think about "slapping Omni-Gel on everything".
When you occasionally fight Banshees and Brutes in your dreams. Asari appear too, but without hostile intentions.
When you perform fake headbutt on jammed (points stopped being counted after hitting dartboard's weakspot ) dart machine in pub. Seemed funny since everybody was drunk.

[xcrunr1647]

I was at practice timing my athletes (some of whom are division I national-caliber) and remember thinking "I wonder how much faster a Drell with Adr III mod could run this..."

[xcrunr1647]

N7 Rixus wrote...

When you blow up too many possessed abominations near your teammates
When you play with so many silver level players in gold who don't know they're doing and sometimes even die as soon as the wave starts
When you outscore most players with higher n7 ratings

You completely missed the point of this thread.

[count_4]

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I see the icon for a downed team mate (guess what that tells us about gold PUGs...).

But it's not as bad as back during the Battlefield 3 Demo where only Metro was available and everyone was running around with tac lights.
When it was dark outside, I was walking down the street and a car turned into the street with its headlights suddenly appearing, I'd actually twitch because I instinctively wanted to shoot it. :/

Modifié par count_4, 06 décembre 2012 - 08:58 .

[CIWS01]

N7 Rixus wrote...

When you blow up too many possessed abominations near your teammates
When you play with so many silver level players in gold who don't know they're doing and sometimes even die as soon as the wave starts
When you outscore most players with higher n7 ratings

.....

[TODD 5184]

Working in insurance, you wonder how many of the poor shmucks you killed had life insurance. Only 18% of our membership, means possibly 82% don't expect to die. How many of my enemies did the responsible thing for their families...?

[sanbakko1984]

when you see the movie "300"

you classify their combat style as "camping at a choke point"...

in the end, they died because persians spowned behind their camping place...

n00bs...

PS sorry for my english

[Alien Number Six]

When you a calling for a Infiltrator nerf

[MIA115]

Lazurukeel wrote...

No joke, whenever I see any word with “quar“ or sometimes even just “qua“ I automatically think or see “Quarian“. Reading through an article with my nephew about quasars was more distracting than it should have been. o__o

Sounds about right. Biotic is also now "space magic" in my mind, not "life/living".

[frankles]

When you regularly play with IRL friends, and when they actually visit your house you sit around talking about kits and builds and how to improve squad strategies...

Also: when you rearrange Christmas travel plans so that you can complete the weekend operation...

[soulstriker09]

You hear the in-game sounds in the time between staring at the ceiling and falling asleep.
e___e

[CIWS01]

You are tenderizing those steaks for dinner and your spouse comes up and asks why you are pulverizing dinner and laughing with every swing of the tenderizer. You turn around with spatters of the steak all over your face and a grin and exclaim,

"HA! THEIR DEAD!"

[Zorinho20_CRO]

When you walk in traffic and think about other people:"These noobs wouldn´t survive one minute in Platinum traffic"

Modifié par zorinho20, 07 décembre 2012 - 12:27 .

[mybudgee]

When it is not fun anymore

[GallowsPole]

Truth be told. I have a tough ass callous on the tip of my left thumb and sometimes my thumb locks up due to the pressure of holding the Xbox controller. I mean to the point where I can't press a button or anything. Many a rocket troopers has claimed my life.

[Pee Jae]

When you meant to walk into the kitchen, but instead "take cover" beside the door.
When all you hear in your dreams is the sound of Avengers firing. Or Banshees screaming.
When you go to feed your cat and say in a perfect Krogan voice, "Stop whining."
When you hang up the phone you say, "Hackett out."
Every time you see "Quantum Mechanics" you read it as "Quarian Mechanics" and think about Tali.

[Storm-Reaver]

When you wake up in night, see lamp above your head, and first thing you think is "GETH!!!".

It really looks like one... :\\

[IoeShepard]

When i have nightmares, that i cannot save Thessia, a World that doesn´t even exists.

I know i need a break.