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I want female elcor with big knockers. They have to be naked to.


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Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.


I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!


Then watch some porn.


NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!

Modifié par zRz Tyr, 07 décembre 2012 - 06:32 .


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Kel Riever wrote...

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Coquettishly: Knock knock.


With trepidation: Who's there?


Posted Image


Lustfully:  Ivana and Ivanta

Curiously:  Ivana and Ivanta who?

With burlesque overtones: Ivana full bust and Ivanta have it now!

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zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.


I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!


Then watch some porn.


NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!


So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? :lol:

Modifié par BurningLiquor, 07 décembre 2012 - 06:35 .


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Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Coquettishly: Knock knock.


With trepidation: Who's there?

Coquettishly: A door.


Bemusingly: A door who?

Coquettishly: A-door-ingly ginormous knockers visibly causing an Effect on your Mass.
Savagely: I hope you like pancakes.  You are about to become one.

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BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.


I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!


Then watch some porn.


NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!


So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? :lol:


IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!

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What has this thread devolved into? Oh BSN...

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BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.


I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!


Then watch some porn.


NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!


So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? :lol:

Yeah, I am disturbed by this, too.  I find I can only pleasure myself to clothed ones.  There certainly is something about the mystery.  Am I right?  Is everyone with me on this?

*crickets*

Mmmm crickets make me hawt too.

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BurningLiquor wrote...

What has this thread devolved into? Oh BSN...


Boredom?

#34
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zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.


I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!


Then watch some porn.


NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!


So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? :lol:


IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!


I don't think you would be... ahem... big enough... for the elcor female.

Okay, this is getting out of hand. I need to stop.

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Jack Crapper wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.


I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!


Then watch some porn.


NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!


So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? :lol:

Yeah, I am disturbed by this, too.  I find I can only pleasure myself to clothed ones.  There certainly is something about the mystery.  Am I right?  Is everyone with me on this?

*crickets*

Mmmm crickets make me hawt too.


Didn't see this one coming. :lol:

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With barely contained terror: When is Grim going to show up with cartoons?

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BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.


I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!


Then watch some porn.


NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!


So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? :lol:


IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!


I don't think you would be... ahem... big enough... for the elcor female.

Okay, this is getting out of hand. I need to stop.


Who said i should use my d*ck to pleasure them :devil:

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Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Coquettishly: Knock knock.


With trepidation: Who's there?

Coquettishly: A door.


Bemusingly: A door who?

Coquettishly: A-door-ingly ginormous knockers visibly causing an Effect on your Mass.
Savagely: I hope you like pancakes.  You are about to become one.


Tearfully: I thought this day would never come.

#39
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zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.


I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!


Then watch some porn.


NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!


So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? :lol:


IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!


I don't think you would be... ahem... big enough... for the elcor female.

Okay, this is getting out of hand. I need to stop.


Who said i should use my d*ck to pleasure them :devil:


Well... you said that "your p*nis demands elcor"...

Oh god, why are we having this conversation? 

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I sense a lock coming.

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BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.


I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!


Then watch some porn.


NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!


So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? :lol:


IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!


I don't think you would be... ahem... big enough... for the elcor female.

Okay, this is getting out of hand. I need to stop.


Who said i should use my d*ck to pleasure them :devil:


Well... you said that "your p*nis demands elcor"...

Oh god, why are we having this conversation? 


Because you keep talking to me :)

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Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Coquettishly: Knock knock.


With trepidation: Who's there?

Coquettishly: A door.


Bemusingly: A door who?

Coquettishly: A-door-ingly ginormous knockers visibly causing an Effect on your Mass.
Savagely: I hope you like pancakes.  You are about to become one.


Tearfully: I thought this day would never come.

Rejoicingly: I thought I would never...
Suddenly sheepishly:  You... you are my first.

#43
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BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.


I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!


Then watch some porn.


NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!


So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? :lol:


IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!


I don't think you would be... ahem... big enough... for the elcor female.

Okay, this is getting out of hand. I need to stop.


I'm sorry for starting it.

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Kel Riever wrote...

I sense a lock coming.


This thread is just as unnecessary as the female geth ones.

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Lol, i dont even read what the other guys are talking about. And its worrying me :P

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Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Coquettishly: Knock knock.


With trepidation: Who's there?

Coquettishly: A door.


Bemusingly: A door who?

Coquettishly: A-door-ingly ginormous knockers visibly causing an Effect on your Mass.
Savagely: I hope you like pancakes.  You are about to become one.


Tearfully: I thought this day would never come.

Rejoicingly: I thought I would never...
Suddenly sheepishly:  You... you are my first.


Studiously: Here is a pamphlet containing all the information you need.

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zRz Tyr wrote...

Kel Riever wrote...

I sense a lock coming.


This thread is just as unnecessary as the female geth ones.


At least they didn't devolve into talking about having sex with female geth. :lol:

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BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

Kel Riever wrote...

I sense a lock coming.


This thread is just as unnecessary as the female geth ones.


At least they didn't devolve into talking about having sex with female geth. :lol:


Would that be masturbation?

#49
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zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

Kel Riever wrote...

I sense a lock coming.


This thread is just as unnecessary as the female geth ones.


At least they didn't devolve into talking about having sex with female geth. :lol:


Would that be masturbation?


Oh LOL.

I'm not totally sure about that. Technically, Geth are not living creatures, so... probably yes.
Ugh, that's enough. This conversation is over! :blink:

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Crikey! That female Elcor has mated so many times, she'll sleep for weeks!

I'm going to move to get closer... Oi! She's sleeping next to a stingray! I know better than to go near those...