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[zRz Tyr]

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!

Then watch some porn.

NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!

Modifié par zRz Tyr, 07 décembre 2012 - 06:32 .

[Kel Riever]

Kel Riever wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Coquettishly: Knock knock.

With trepidation: Who's there?

Lustfully:  Ivana and Ivanta

Curiously:  Ivana and Ivanta who?

With burlesque overtones: Ivana full bust and Ivanta have it now!

[BurningLiquor]

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!

Then watch some porn.

NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!

So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? 

Modifié par BurningLiquor, 07 décembre 2012 - 06:35 .

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Coquettishly: Knock knock.

With trepidation: Who's there?

Coquettishly: A door.

Bemusingly: A door who?

Coquettishly: A-door-ingly ginormous knockers visibly causing an Effect on your Mass.
Savagely: I hope you like pancakes.  You are about to become one.

[zRz Tyr]

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!

Then watch some porn.

NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!

So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? 

IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!

[BurningLiquor]

What has this thread devolved into? Oh BSN...

[Learn To Love Yourself]

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!

Then watch some porn.

NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!

So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? 

Yeah, I am disturbed by this, too.  I find I can only pleasure myself to clothed ones.  There certainly is something about the mystery.  Am I right?  Is everyone with me on this?

*crickets*

Mmmm crickets make me hawt too.

[zRz Tyr]

BurningLiquor wrote...

What has this thread devolved into? Oh BSN...

Boredom?

[BurningLiquor]

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!

Then watch some porn.

NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!

So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? 

IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!

I don't think you would be... ahem... big enough... for the elcor female.

Okay, this is getting out of hand. I need to stop.

[BurningLiquor]

Jack Crapper wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!

Then watch some porn.

NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!

So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? 

Yeah, I am disturbed by this, too.  I find I can only pleasure myself to clothed ones.  There certainly is something about the mystery.  Am I right?  Is everyone with me on this?

*crickets*

Mmmm crickets make me hawt too.

Didn't see this one coming. 

[reioni]

With barely contained terror: When is Grim going to show up with cartoons?

[zRz Tyr]

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!

Then watch some porn.

NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!

So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? 

IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!

I don't think you would be... ahem... big enough... for the elcor female.

Okay, this is getting out of hand. I need to stop.

Who said i should use my d*ck to pleasure them 

[Blitzkrieg_33]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Coquettishly: Knock knock.

With trepidation: Who's there?

Coquettishly: A door.

Bemusingly: A door who?

Coquettishly: A-door-ingly ginormous knockers visibly causing an Effect on your Mass.
Savagely: I hope you like pancakes.  You are about to become one.

Tearfully: I thought this day would never come.

[BurningLiquor]

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!

Then watch some porn.

NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!

So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? 

IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!

I don't think you would be... ahem... big enough... for the elcor female.

Okay, this is getting out of hand. I need to stop.

Who said i should use my d*ck to pleasure them 

Well... you said that "your p*nis demands elcor"...

Oh god, why are we having this conversation? 

[Kel Riever]

I sense a lock coming.

[zRz Tyr]

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!

Then watch some porn.

NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!

So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? 

IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!

I don't think you would be... ahem... big enough... for the elcor female.

Okay, this is getting out of hand. I need to stop.

Who said i should use my d*ck to pleasure them 

Well... you said that "your p*nis demands elcor"...

Oh god, why are we having this conversation? 

Because you keep talking to me 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Coquettishly: Knock knock.

With trepidation: Who's there?

Coquettishly: A door.

Bemusingly: A door who?

Coquettishly: A-door-ingly ginormous knockers visibly causing an Effect on your Mass.
Savagely: I hope you like pancakes.  You are about to become one.

Tearfully: I thought this day would never come.

Rejoicingly: I thought I would never...
Suddenly sheepishly:  You... you are my first.

[sirjenixofbj]

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

sirjenixofbj wrote...

Yes, and Bioware should release a patch that makes all the female characters naked, because it's my sincere belief that Bioware always intended to have 4 dudes in game playing with joysticks.

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO M*ST*RBATE VIOLENTLY! BIOWARE CANNOT DENY MY HUMAN NEEDS!!!!

Then watch some porn.

NEVER! I MUST EXPRESS MY SXXUAL NEEDS IN THIS GAME!!!

So you would m@sturbate to a naked elcor? Really? 

IF MY P*NIS DEMANDS ELCOR! THEN ELCOR IT SHALL HAVE!

I don't think you would be... ahem... big enough... for the elcor female.

Okay, this is getting out of hand. I need to stop.

I'm sorry for starting it.

[zRz Tyr]

Kel Riever wrote...

I sense a lock coming.

This thread is just as unnecessary as the female geth ones.

[zRz Tyr]

Lol, i dont even read what the other guys are talking about. And its worrying me

[Blitzkrieg_33]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Blitzkrieg_33 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Coquettishly: Knock knock.

With trepidation: Who's there?

Coquettishly: A door.

Bemusingly: A door who?

Coquettishly: A-door-ingly ginormous knockers visibly causing an Effect on your Mass.
Savagely: I hope you like pancakes.  You are about to become one.

Tearfully: I thought this day would never come.

Rejoicingly: I thought I would never...
Suddenly sheepishly:  You... you are my first.

Studiously: Here is a pamphlet containing all the information you need.

[BurningLiquor]

zRz Tyr wrote...

Kel Riever wrote...

I sense a lock coming.

This thread is just as unnecessary as the female geth ones.

At least they didn't devolve into talking about having sex with female geth. 

[zRz Tyr]

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

Kel Riever wrote...

I sense a lock coming.

This thread is just as unnecessary as the female geth ones.

At least they didn't devolve into talking about having sex with female geth. 

Would that be masturbation?

[BurningLiquor]

zRz Tyr wrote...

BurningLiquor wrote...

zRz Tyr wrote...

Kel Riever wrote...

I sense a lock coming.

This thread is just as unnecessary as the female geth ones.

At least they didn't devolve into talking about having sex with female geth. 

Would that be masturbation?

Oh LOL.

I'm not totally sure about that. Technically, Geth are not living creatures, so... probably yes.
Ugh, that's enough. This conversation is over! 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Crikey! That female Elcor has mated so many times, she'll sleep for weeks!

I'm going to move to get closer... Oi! She's sleeping next to a stingray! I know better than to go near those...