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[najzere]

I agree with OP and ryla. They both had their games ruined by other people acting like jerks. Luckily on console I can just turn my mic on and drop it on the floor. If I couldn't do that I probably wouldn't grief like ryla did since I can't afford to waste that much time, but I certainly can understand anyone who does. The only bad guy here is BioWare for not putting a mute option in their game.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Wonderful thread full of soap opera-like drama.  I don't think I could have written it better unless I was literate.  Oh wait, I am!
All I see here is missed opportunity.  Whenever I encounter a mouth breather, I realize there is a choice I can make.  I can either grunt and moan out of frustration, or... I can grunt and moan out of excitement.  You people need to learn to control your emotions and libido more.
The last time I encountered a heavy breather, I started by taking off my stockings (it has been cold lately), one by one.  Then I lit a candle, but I was out of scented, so I made sure it was at least red.  Luckily, my controller's battery was full, so I could draw a bubble bath and still play.
I unmuted my mic and played some smooth R&B.  Then I asked Breathy McLungerstein what all the panting was about.
It went a little like this:
Breathy McLungerstein (BM): *huff* *puff*
Me: Awww yeahhh.  What's got you breathing so... heavily, champ?
BM: *huff* *puff*
Me: Mmmm hmm... keep it going.  Getting to the good part.... of the song, that is...  Don't stop now, stud
BM: WTF dawg, can you stfu?
Me: Oooo like it a little spicy now?  I don't mind a little spanking, as long as you keep it... symmetrical. 
BM: *huff* *puff* Dude, wtf are you talking to?  Mute-cho mic, dawg.  No one in hear wants to hear this sh**
Me: Almost there.  I noticed you're using an Asari.  Some people tell me I look like an Asari when I slick my hair back and dunk myself in Head & Shoulders.  Do you have any dandruff you need help shaking off yo body, baby?
BM: *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored*
Me: Oooo boy, that's one... dirty, dirty mouth you got.  I'd report you, but I'm a bit busy right now... I love to be talked dirty to. 
BM: MFer, I'm gonna find yo *censored* ass, and then I'm gonna *censored* *censored* *censored*
*BM disconnects*

It was like a win-win situation.

Little did I know, BM was a resourceful guy & showed up at my doorstep a week later.  We exchanged some words which even escalated into throwing punches.  We got into a locked position, started wrestling on the floor, bumped some baby oil on top of the shoe cabinet, which fell all over us.  We awkwardly locked eyes, and then...

Like I said.  Missed opportunity

[BurningLiquor]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Wonderful thread full of soap opera-like drama.  I don't think I could have written it better unless I was literate.  Oh wait, I am!
All I see here is missed opportunity.  Whenever I encounter a mouth breather, I realize there is a choice I can make.  I can either grunt and moan out of frustration, or... I can grunt and moan out of excitement.  You people need to learn to control your emotions and libido more.
The last time I encountered a heavy breather, I started by taking off my stockings (it has been cold lately), one by one.  Then I lit a candle, but I was out of scented, so I made sure it was at least red.  Luckily, my controller's battery was full, so I could draw a bubble bath and still play.
I unmuted my mic and played some smooth R&B.  Then I asked Breathy McLungerstein what all the panting was about.
It went a little like this:
Breathy McLungerstein (BM): *huff* *puff*
Me: Awww yeahhh.  What's got you breathing so... heavily, champ?
BM: *huff* *puff*
Me: Mmmm hmm... keep it going.  Getting to the good part.... of the song, that is...  Don't stop now, stud
BM: WTF dawg, can you stfu?
Me: Oooo like it a little spicy now?  I don't mind a little spanking, as long as you keep it... symmetrical. 
BM: *huff* *puff* Dude, wtf are you talking to?  Mute-cho mic, dawg.  No one in hear wants to hear this sh**
Me: Almost there.  I noticed you're using an Asari.  Some people tell me I look like an Asari when I slick my hair back and dunk myself in Head & Shoulders.  Do you have any dandruff you need help shaking off yo body, baby?
BM: *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored*
Me: Oooo boy, that's one... dirty, dirty mouth you got.  I'd report you, but I'm a bit busy right now... I love to be talked dirty to. 
BM: MFer, I'm gonna find yo *censored* ass, and then I'm gonna *censored* *censored* *censored*
*BM disconnects*

It was like a win-win situation.

Little did I know, BM was a resourceful guy & showed up at my doorstep a week later.  We exchanged some words which even escalated into throwing punches.  We got into a locked position, started wrestling on the floor, bumped some baby oil on top of the shoe cabinet, which fell all over us.  We awkwardly locked eyes, and then...

Like I said.  Missed opportunity

LOL.

I'm suing you for this, Jack. You nearly made me choke with laughter. 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Wonderful thread full of soap opera-like drama.  I don't think I could have written it better unless I was literate.  Oh wait, I am!
All I see here is missed opportunity.  Whenever I encounter a mouth breather, I realize there is a choice I can make.  I can either grunt and moan out of frustration, or... I can grunt and moan out of excitement.  You people need to learn to control your emotions and libido more.
The last time I encountered a heavy breather, I started by taking off my stockings (it has been cold lately), one by one.  Then I lit a candle, but I was out of scented, so I made sure it was at least red.  Luckily, my controller's battery was full, so I could draw a bubble bath and still play.
I unmuted my mic and played some smooth R&B.  Then I asked Breathy McLungerstein what all the panting was about.
It went a little like this:
Breathy McLungerstein (BM): *huff* *puff*
Me: Awww yeahhh.  What's got you breathing so... heavily, champ?
BM: *huff* *puff*
Me: Mmmm hmm... keep it going.  Getting to the good part.... of the song, that is...  Don't stop now, stud
BM: WTF dawg, can you stfu?
Me: Oooo like it a little spicy now?  I don't mind a little spanking, as long as you keep it... symmetrical. 
BM: *huff* *puff* Dude, wtf are you talking to?  Mute-cho mic, dawg.  No one in hear wants to hear this sh**
Me: Almost there.  I noticed you're using an Asari.  Some people tell me I look like an Asari when I slick my hair back and dunk myself in Head & Shoulders.  Do you have any dandruff you need help shaking off yo body, baby?
BM: *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored*
Me: Oooo boy, that's one... dirty, dirty mouth you got.  I'd report you, but I'm a bit busy right now... I love to be talked dirty to. 
BM: MFer, I'm gonna find yo *censored* ass, and then I'm gonna *censored* *censored* *censored*
*BM disconnects*

It was like a win-win situation.

Little did I know, BM was a resourceful guy & showed up at my doorstep a week later.  We exchanged some words which even escalated into throwing punches.  We got into a locked position, started wrestling on the floor, bumped some baby oil on top of the shoe cabinet, which fell all over us.  We awkwardly locked eyes, and then...

Like I said.  Missed opportunity

I bet you're glad this didn't get locked before you finished typing that (I know I am).

[Uh Cold]

Jack Crapper wrote...

BM: *huff* *puff*
Me: Mmmm hmm... keep it going.  Getting to the good part....

[Heldarion]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Wonderful thread full of soap opera-like drama.  I don't think I could have written it better unless I was literate.  Oh wait, I am!
All I see here is missed opportunity.  Whenever I encounter a mouth breather, I realize there is a choice I can make.  I can either grunt and moan out of frustration, or... I can grunt and moan out of excitement.  You people need to learn to control your emotions and libido more.
The last time I encountered a heavy breather, I started by taking off my stockings (it has been cold lately), one by one.  Then I lit a candle, but I was out of scented, so I made sure it was at least red.  Luckily, my controller's battery was full, so I could draw a bubble bath and still play.
I unmuted my mic and played some smooth R&B.  Then I asked Breathy McLungerstein what all the panting was about.
It went a little like this:
Breathy McLungerstein (BM): *huff* *puff*
Me: Awww yeahhh.  What's got you breathing so... heavily, champ?
BM: *huff* *puff*
Me: Mmmm hmm... keep it going.  Getting to the good part.... of the song, that is...  Don't stop now, stud
BM: WTF dawg, can you stfu?
Me: Oooo like it a little spicy now?  I don't mind a little spanking, as long as you keep it... symmetrical. 
BM: *huff* *puff* Dude, wtf are you talking to?  Mute-cho mic, dawg.  No one in hear wants to hear this sh**
Me: Almost there.  I noticed you're using an Asari.  Some people tell me I look like an Asari when I slick my hair back and dunk myself in Head & Shoulders.  Do you have any dandruff you need help shaking off yo body, baby?
BM: *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored*
Me: Oooo boy, that's one... dirty, dirty mouth you got.  I'd report you, but I'm a bit busy right now... I love to be talked dirty to. 
BM: MFer, I'm gonna find yo *censored* ass, and then I'm gonna *censored* *censored* *censored*
*BM disconnects*

It was like a win-win situation.

Little did I know, BM was a resourceful guy & showed up at my doorstep a week later.  We exchanged some words which even escalated into throwing punches.  We got into a locked position, started wrestling on the floor, bumped some baby oil on top of the shoe cabinet, which fell all over us.  We awkwardly locked eyes, and then...

Like I said.  Missed opportunity

You sir, just won two (2) free internets!

[Jaze55]

Quixal wrote...

MassEffected555 wrote...

The bottom line is why did the OP and his friends have always on Mics and why where they playing looping music over it?

That is annoying as hell. Instead of attacking Ryla (and griefing is griefing) but why don't you tell the OP that he and his friends were being D-Bags themselves by keeping the Mic open and playing music non stop over it?

Just pointing out the nonsense and how you guys are having a mob mentality here. OP and friends are just as bad as you are calling Ryla. The way I see it they were griefing Ryla first by being annoying Mic ****s.

(Still playing Devils Advocate- I do not condone griefing in any shape or form.)
(Except exploding Aboms and frying people in Reactor, of course)

I get where you are coming from here and agree it is annoying. However, it was identified in the lobby. I don't know about you, but if my request to turn off the mic in the lobby were ignored,  I would just leave.

And mob mentality seems the goal of all involved. I doubt this topic would still be alive if Ryla were not baiting people to continue.

Personally I would just mute. My TV or in game. Like I said just playing Devils Advovate. I certainly wouldn't have held the pizza. 

[bobby_paradise]

I expected more gif from such a thread.

[Auld Wulf]

I have no objections to always on mics at all. If the person isn't being rude or antisocial, then I don't care. They could be singing geordie shanties down the microphone for all I cared. Actually, I'd be entirely too amused if someone did that.

This person sounds like a bit of a jerk, to be honest.

Modifié par Auld Wulf, 10 décembre 2012 - 06:06 .

[SOMETHING_FOR_NOTHING]

mang this thread is content, this is why i love the internet so much better drama than what i see on TV

/ketchup chips
/recliner

[DoubleHell]

Crikey, here we have an example of said tool digging its own hole.

[KyreneZA]

I'll friend you on Origin, Ryla. Don't like Australians* or mouthbreathers much myself.

* Hey, I'm South African, I'm genetically programmed to not like them.

[Swan Killer]

ryla1976 wrote...

Airealite wrote...

ryla1976 wrote...

Airealite wrote...

ryla1976 wrote...

Actually, i think everyone who has an issue with me should add me on origin, we'll play some golds k?

Why are you still here? You said you were gonna leave, genius. Now leave.

When and where did i say that? 

"this has been fun, feel free to add me on origin OP, i'm certain we could hook up for more games in the future, maybe even for christmas? I'll ask my mom if it's okay to decorate the basement and we can skype on my new webcam or something.

Thanks for the most awesome topic about me, i feel privileged to have carried your pizza after you and your friends quit

Bye now!"

I was saying goodbye to the Op as he's probably tucked up in his austrailian bed at this hour and i'll have lost interest in my infamy by the time he gets back on. You thought i was saying bye to you and my adoring public? how quaint, dont fret my dear, i'll be here when you need me most, like right now  
Now, why dont you sit down there in your chair, get comfortable and tell me what's wrong eh? 

Sounds like you've got a chip on your shoulder ryla. I'm suspecting you found your gf/bf in bed with an aussie chick/dude and you can't get over it. That is if somebody is willing to date a doucher like you. 

[reioni]

Silly Silly PC players who don't know how to use push to talk. This is why I hate Skype. You get used to it on xbox and just learn to take your headset off especially when you find a Kinect that's not been muted.

[SOMETHING_FOR_NOTHING]

reioni wrote...

Silly Silly PC players who don't know how to use push to talk. This is why I hate Skype. You get used to it on xbox and just learn to take your headset off especially when you find a Kinect that's not been muted.

dont call me silly...i always set my mic to PTT

[Brandinator]

 OP, wow what a meanie!  Here I thought having players who didn't do the mission objectives were obnoxious.  That is just plain rude.  I hope it doesn't happen again. 

[DoubleHell]

tivesz wrote...

ryla1976 wrote...

I was
saying goodbye to the Op as he's probably tucked up in his austrailian
bed at this hour and i'll have lost interest in my infamy by the time he
gets back on. You thought i was saying bye to you and my adoring
public? how quaint, dont fret my dear, i'll be here when you need me
most, like right now  
Now, why dont you sit down there in your chair, get comfortable and tell me what's wrong eh? 

Sounds
like you've got a chip on your shoulder ryla. I'm suspecting you found
your gf/bf in bed with an aussie chick/dude and you can't get over it.
That is if somebody is willing to date a doucher like you. 

+1 tivesz

Ryla has fragile ego syndrome. Can't take criticism even after doing wrong.

[Jerramie]

There are some terribly talented people on this site. Maybe Bioware should hire them as writers for Mass Effect 4. Question; is it proper to use maybe and should in the same sentence whilst talking abou the same topic? Also, being as I work where internet acess is verboten, it irks me that I always get to read the good threads after they have ran their course. Well except for that one post a few days ago when a player accused another player of griefing them just because she was a girl. That was a good thread. So good that BSN shut it down. Kinda like they are gonna do to this one.

[ryla1976]

Jerramie wrote...

There are some terribly talented people on this site. Maybe Bioware should hire them as writers for Mass Effect 4. Question; is it proper to use maybe and should in the same sentence whilst talking abou the same topic? Also, being as I work where internet acess is verboten, it irks me that I always get to read the good threads after they have ran their course. Well except for that one post a few days ago when a player accused another player of griefing them just because she was a girl. That was a good thread. So good that BSN shut it down. Kinda like they are gonna do to this one.

Depends on who says what and how far offtopic it gets, it's been up near enough to a full day. The topic is still valid and worthy of discussion imo. 

[ryla1976]

Kyrene wrote...

I'll friend you on Origin, Ryla. Don't like Australians* or mouthbreathers much myself.

* Hey, I'm South African, I'm genetically programmed to not like them.

I dont have a problem with aussies. I have a problem with lagtimes connecting to games in which they are hosted by someone in Oz as i live on the other side of the planet and chances are that i'll wind up on a pacific server rather than a euro one.
Mouthbreathing on voice is however a pet-hate. 

Edit: And yeah, fire away with the friends request, though mine is still not working right atm. Apparently i have no friends..  

Modifié par ryla1976, 10 décembre 2012 - 08:46 .

[DoubleHell]

ryla1976 wrote...

Depends on who says what and how far offtopic it gets, it's been up near enough to a full day. The topic is still valid and worthy of discussion imo. 

Ryla, why not just apologise for your poor behaviour, rather than being insistant on justifying your wrongdoing? You're just going to wind up with fewer and fewer BSN members wanting to play with you.

[ryla1976]

DoubleHell wrote...

ryla1976 wrote...

Depends on who says what and how far offtopic it gets, it's been up near enough to a full day. The topic is still valid and worthy of discussion imo. 

Ryla, why not just apologise for your poor behaviour, rather than being insistant on justifying your wrongdoing? You're just going to wind up with fewer and fewer BSN members wanting to play with you.

Read page 5. 
I also couldnt care less about people wanting to play a game with me when i pug 95% of time anyway mate. 

Modifié par ryla1976, 10 décembre 2012 - 08:50 .

[lfc19titles]

Wow, ryla1976 first of all, from behalf of these people, I would like to say sorry. SOme of these peoples posts have been really really sad.

It is clear the OP was the one playing the silly music in the background with his headset on, when he uploaded the video, he removed trace of it. To OP, be considerate of other people, DO NOT play annoying music or any at all with your headset on, how rude can you be?

You deserved what you got because you needed to learn why not to annoy others, ryla1976 just returned the favour, you annoyed him and he took it like a man and paid you back, you then came here to have a cry about it.

[robarcool]

ryla1976 wrote...

DarkAbsolution wrote...

Had a Gold match about an hour ago (PC).  Picked up a pug.  This tool seemed to take offense that one of the other players had their mic set to "always on", with phrases like "effing moron" and so on.  He then proceeded to run to the nearest enemy, and die.  Start of Wave 3, had zero points.  Wave 3 was a pizza delivery mission.  Sadly, this guy, playing a TGI, happened to be near it.  He then picked it up an hid in a corner of the map, spamming stim packs where necessary to stay alive to keep the delivery from occurring.

Basically he was doing all he could to be a tool.

I have a video of said actions, but would it be against ToS to post a link to said video here as part of the "no naming and shaming" policy?  Seems a bit of a grey area to me.

Anyway, feel free to share your experiences of jerk players, basically those who try to make the game fail.

Oh, and Bioware, this is why we need an in-game kick function.

haha, that was me. Funny you guys left when i picked up the object, and we had another 2 or so minutes to cap it. I stayed on and finished the map with some decent players who knew how to use voice without mouthbreathing and making funny excited noises everytime they died, whcih was quite often. You also didnt mention that one of you guys was playing a loop of nyancat in the background, and that the mouthbreather was level 8 with a terribad weapon. I was willing to play along, but the mouthbreathing was just too much.. sorry  

Oh, and you must have been the mouthy guy that was calling me all those hilarious names, but of course, being an unsporting jerk, i did deserve what i got didnt i? you left, mouthbreather left and the nyancat guy left.. big deal.

two sides to every story bro  

Adding you to my block list. You are terrible.

[doozerdude]

HolyAvenger wrote...

I hate always on mics. I won't grief, but I will quit.