cowwy wrote...
I'm not obsessed or anything, but I might want to drink Jack Crapper's bathwater. In a totally platonic way.

Unexpected. In fact, I am reading this while in the bath, and the sudden growth of ePeen has displaced some water... which I've bottled for j00.
There are a lot of cool peeps on the BSN (believe it or not). Frankly, I'm happy with those I regularly play with (Reverend, Zero, Atticus - they keep the game fresh and fun) and have played with (Holdenagincourt pre-Benedict Arnold, Illusive Man, Ashen Earth, Big Jack Shepard, & Team Arelex), but if I were to humor the thought:
Cyonan, Corlist & Peddroelmz: So that they could talk math to me while in the lobby (I'm Asian). Mmm mmm. So 'citing.
Xcalizorz: Been following his vids for a long time. Funny and entertaining guy, and a good all around gamer w/o the BS.
Jay Hoxtatron: He seems to have gotten the same Brazilian hack as me. I saw him in a vid using a Huntress with a Typhoon. He seems laid back.
Annomander (+ Upinya Slayin for bonus drunken points & throw in Lucky Bullet for double Scottish chain overload): Does wacky and fun things. Probably keeps the game fresh.
Descy_: Hers reputation proceeds herm. Plus, I like Tupac & Eminem to pots & pans.
Kronner, Sy7ar, Sp3c7er & Fortack: I enjoyed their ME2 vids a lot.
Red John & Lord Sirian: I would love to see teammates teleporting alongside Banshees.
A pretty long list, and I'm sure I'm forgetting to list some. There are quite a few interesting personalities here, and I rather enjoy a lot of posts made by them. I'm sure it would make for some memorable ingame banter (outside of stunlock swearing).