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Being indoctrinated by reapers please help


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TheInhibitor

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So lately I've been using my computer alot. I mean ALOT, like 24/7. I've also being drifting in and out of consiousness without really falling asleep. I'm worried my computer was built with Reaper technology and is now causing me to be obsessed with it. I've been experiencing sleep deprivation and mood swings that seem to come from an external force, much like Paul Grayson in Mass Effect: Retribution. I'm really worried now.
Please help; the Reapers are going to make me betray humanity, steal our secrets, and drink room-temperature coffee. I'm scared.

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You seriously need to get laid. Why do you think Shepard has managed to avoid being indoctrinated?

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Come to Cerberus Labs, we shall help you overcome Indoctrination and help you get laid.

*talks to the Cerberus Scientist*

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Don't trust Cerberus! They knew exactly what they were doing when they put Miranda's ass in that catsuit.

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Illusive man vs Illusive man
let it begin

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a pepper wrote...

You seriously need to get laid. Why do you think Shepard has managed to avoid being indoctrinated?

*applauds this comment*

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a pepper wrote...

Don't trust Cerberus! They knew exactly what they were doing when they put Miranda's ass in that catsuit.



Yes We knew what we are doing. And that is why we recurited Miss Kelly Chambers as well.

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ach wait till you start seeing things, then the fun begins

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DeathScepter wrote...

a pepper wrote...

Don't trust Cerberus! They knew exactly what they were doing when they put Miranda's ass in that catsuit.



Yes We knew what we are doing. And that is why we recurited Miss Kelly Chambers as well.


And introduced Scale Itch!

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a pepper wrote...

DeathScepter wrote...

a pepper wrote...

Don't trust Cerberus! They knew exactly what they were doing when they put Miranda's ass in that catsuit.



Yes We knew what we are doing. And that is why we recurited Miss Kelly Chambers as well.


And introduced Scale Itch!



Trust me, She didn't have relations with that Varren.*passes along a scale itch cure to the crew* *has a little talk with Miss Chambers about love and her habits*