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What role will climate change play in Dragon Age 3?


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Captain Cornhole

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 What if all the Quanair melt? Then we won't have a anatagonist for the game! What will be will be the various options for the protqagonists to see how the effects of climate change mitagate the zoloriod levels in the ozone! This could potentially be harmful for dragons! What if the sea levels rise and flood the deep roads so that the dark spawn have n no place to live! Or even if qunari have to travel south cause glaciets move too their islands! What if Aveline is trying to summon the sun down from mother gia to destroy Kirkwall? What if the only way to stop the sun was to cut off the faces of your companions to get their powers or if the templars are the one who can only stop the climate change but cause they all wear dresses and the mages are too bisexual? What then the droutes is Fereldan will make king alistar goo crazy!!!!! Polar Bears! This could be used as a good statement to the dangers of global warming! Unless it is global cooling, which is bad too. 

Modifié par Captain Cornhole, 17 décembre 2012 - 03:21 .


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MJF JD

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Waiting for FEMA is like waiting for Loghain to join the battle at Ostagar.

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Doctoglethorpe

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I'll tell you what. Global warming is causing the deep roads to heat up. Soon dwarves are gonna have to shave their beards to cool down. With all that hair gone, nugs will have nothing to nest in and go extinct from habitat destruction. The meat famine will drive all the bald dwarves up to the surface and they'll start taking all the farm and servant work away from us human folk. So people will get upset and start demanding the deep roads be sealed off so the dwarves can't keep coming up and taken ur jerbs. But the political battle will drag on for so long before people realize it dwarves will be the majority on the surface.

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mickey111

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You're like those people that George Carlin was talking about.

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thats1evildude

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They correct the issue of global warming by dropping a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then. Of course, since greenhouse gases are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time, thus solving the problem once and for all. ONCE AND FOR ALL!

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mickey111

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Haven't the ice caps melted before, to drown out several continents? Like several times in the last few billion years? How did it happen those other times? We didn't melt them all.

Modifié par mickey111, 17 décembre 2012 - 04:41 .


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TheBreadedOne

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The world is getting hotter...must be all them mages with their fire magic.

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mickey111 wrote...

Haven't the ice caps melted before, to drown out several continents? Like several times in the last few billion years? How did it happen those other times? We didn't melt them all.


The ice caps have melted several times in Earth's history, yes. Evidence has shown that massive buildups of greenhouse gases escaped into the atmosphere causing quick swings in global climate. Such events are followed by long periods of extreme heat or extreme cold, like the ice ages. They were also periods of mass extinction.
And there is such a buildup of greenhouse gases from decayed organic matter underneath Greenland. If the ice cap there melts then a massive quantity of the most potent greenhouse gas will be released into our atmosphere, making climate change irreversible and likely making the Earth unlivable for most of our current population.

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Celene II

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Climate change should be referenced only in one line in a book in a library that says:

"Algorious the Crazy came up with climate change after 2 other theories were completely rejected "

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While I have studied the science behind climate change, and it is an important issue, it does not belong in my Dragon Age game!

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Doctoglethorpe

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thats1evildude wrote...

They correct the issue of global warming by dropping a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then. Of course, since greenhouse gases are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time, thus solving the problem once and for all. ONCE AND FOR ALL!


Futurama wants their joke back. 

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Celene II wrote...

Climate change should be referenced only in one line in a book in a library that says:

"Algorious the Crazy came up with climate change after 2 other theories were completely rejected "


The phrase 'fiddling while Rome burns' comes to mind.

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Well I'd actually like to see the climates have an effect. If we're in mountains and stuff where its cold maybe their is a minor DOT of cold damage or something. Or rain makes electrical enchanted weapons/spells more effective. etc.

Like pokemon basically!

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mickey111 wrote...

Haven't the ice caps melted before, to drown out several continents? Like several times in the last few billion years? How did it happen those other times? We didn't melt them all.

It doesn't fit the 'narrative' for the global warming....ooops I mean "climage change" folks. Heck, they said that the world was going to freeze in the 1970's. Even Oghren, drunk and cowering in fear from the shleets, would find this a bit odd too.

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Idk if its just the insomnia making me bad at picking up on sarcasm... but are people here actually implying climate change isn't real? Like irl real?

Holy ****, hahahahah. You gueyz.

Modifié par Doctor Moustache, 17 décembre 2012 - 10:37 .


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Climate change wouldn't happen in Thedas because they haven't had an industrial revolution.

Even if they did, this might be a world where the planet is flat and gods created the various species instead them evolving. I don't assume modern science would apply perfectly to a fantasy setting.

If it does, I want to know how dragons can fly.

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Maria Caliban wrote...
If it does, I want to know how dragons can fly.

Their digestive track is able to reassemble hidrogen in molecular form from the different organic sources they eat. This allows them buoyancy (Like zeppelins) and powers their flame weapons.

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Natural climate change exists, and has had a major impact on history.

What if Fereldan gets even colder and horribler, and the inhabitants turn into Vikings?  Or it gets warmer, and there starts to be a drive to colonise the Korcari wilds?

Modifié par Wulfram, 17 décembre 2012 - 12:14 .


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Doctor Moustache wrote...

Idk if its just the insomnia making me bad at picking up on sarcasm... but are people here actually implying climate change isn't real? Like irl real?

Holy ****, hahahahah. You gueyz.


In America science is always suspect on account of disinformation campaigns waged by oil/coal companies and the general prevalence of ignorance and unquestioning religious faith. Science is teh devil!

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I'm atheist and I find man made global warming to be way overstated. The planet naturally warms and cools. I don't deny that. I just think humans are way too self absorbed to think they can so significantly impact the earth. Also, all those scientists who have started to back away from their earlier findings and say they're not sure anymore about man made global warming make me think that at best the picture is muddled.

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Steppenwolf

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I keep hearing about these droves of scientists that have changed their minds on climate change yet I can find no articles about such a thing.

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hopefully none, because:

A) it's less about climate change and more about controlling people (in our present world)

and,

B) they keep changing their definitions of climate change, the game couldn't possibly keep up. First it was global cooling, then global warming came into vogue, and now it's the meaningless "climate change," where things like a tsunami (caused by an EARTHQUAKE) are laughably blamed on CO2 emissions.

I'm against it, suffice to say.

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rapscallioness

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oh. I read the thread title and thought this meant DA3 would have rain in it. I am disappoint.

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DA3 really does kind of have it though. I mean if you consider an organization over-stating the dangers of a naturally occurring phenomenon to scare the masses into giving them more money, power, and control over everything.

Isn't that the Chantry/Circle system in a nutshell?

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Navasha wrote...

DA3 really does kind of have it though. I mean if you consider an organization over-stating the dangers of a naturally occurring phenomenon to scare the masses into giving them more money, power, and control over everything.

Isn't that the Chantry/Circle system in a nutshell?


So Al Gore is trying to stop us from unleashing climate change demons which will tear the skin off us and drown polar bears?

Climate Change Demon for LI in DA3!!!