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[Reaganstorme]

Host 1: .... we'll be back to How I Met Your Maruader in just a second, but first we'd like to tell you about a wonderful offer we have for you.
Host 2: That's right Conrad, a fantastic offer it is indeed.  Hey Conrad, have you ever met Commander Shepard?
Host 1: Why yes Tim, I have.
Host 2: Well Conrad, I have it on good authority that when Commander Shepard isn't saving the galaxy from monsters from beyond the dark edge of the galaxy...
Host 1: Ah yes... [makes finger quotes] ... Reapers.  [Laughs]
Host 2: ... that Commander Shepard likes listening to music.  And do you know what album Commander Shepard listens to Conrad?
Host 1: That's right, Tim. This is Commander Shepard's favourite album in the galaxy, and it can be yours, viewer, for a low, low price.
Host 2: Included among these 4000 songs on this 50 disc set are some of Commander Shepard's favourites. Such as the classic Rolling Stones song about spending credits in the store: "You can't always get what you want"...
Host 1: ... and James Brown's hit about rescuing fallen teammates: "I Got You (I Feel Good), No Wait, Now I'm Down"...
Host 2: ... but it is this Elvis song that Commander Shepard cues up first:

[piano music begins to play]

Stun lock city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of equipment that's ready to burn,
So set that difficulty up higher

There's a thousand pretty phantoms waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the Drell with grenades to spare
Unknown / Unknown / Platinum, Unknown / Unknown / Platinum

How I wish that there were more
Than twenty-four Dragoons in the wave
'Cause even if there were forty more
I wouldn't use a medigel anyway

Oh, there's Scions and Banshees and the Abominations
A fortune won and lost on every wave
All you need's a strong heart and a package to save
Unknown / Unknown / Platinum, Unknown / Unknown / Platinum

Unknown / Unknown / Platinum with you neon flashin'
And your Praetorian shields crashin'
All those hopes down the drain
Unknown / Unknown / Platinum turnin' day into nighttime
Turnin' night into daytime
If you get sync killed once
You'll never be the same again

I'm gonna keep on the run
I'm gonna have me some fun
If it costs me my very last ops-pack
If I wind up dead well
I'll always remember that I can buy another jumbo pack

I'm gonna give it everything I've got
Lady luck please let the incendiaries stay hot
Let me shoot a pyro with every shot
Unknown / Unknown / Platinum,
Unknown / Unknown / Platinum,
Unknown / Unknown / Platinum
Unknown ... / Unknown / Platinum

Modifié par Reaganstorme, 09 janvier 2013 - 03:08 .

[IllusiveManJr]

I saw Marauders mentioned. No end of line pls. I like this thread. It's MP related.

[owenbeast]

 

[EloreRainbrought]

We will bang ok..

[Reaganstorme]

Host 1: Wow. Doesn't that one bring back some memories?
Host 2: I don't know, Conrad, does it?
Host 1: [awkward pause] ... Have I ever told you about that time I met Commander Shepard?
Host 2: Only about a thousand times.
Host 1: Well, Tim, this one time, we were in a bar...
Host 2: The time he punched you out?
Host 1: No, not that time. Another time. And do you know what music was playing in the bar that other time?
Host 2: I think I do now, Conrad. It's our next song, isn't it?
Host 1: A-yep! It sure is Tim.
Host 2: I always knew Commander Shepard was a big fan of the Big O.
Host 1: You mean when a Banshee picks you up and shoves her fist up your...
Host 2: [interrupting quickly] ... No, I mean the OTHER Big O. And here he is with one of his biggest hits:


Hey now you better listen to me everyone of you
We got a lotta lotta lotta lotta work to do
Forget about your Banshees and that Praetorian
Today were fighting The Illusive Man

Well pick up your feet
We've got a deadline to meet
We gotta make extraction on time
Don't relax
I want Atlases hacked
You don't have to worry 'bout the Primes

'Cause you're fighting the Illusive Man
Fighting the Illusive Man
Take out all the Centurians
When you're fighting the Illusive Man

Oh well I'm pickin' 'em up and I'm laying 'em down
Singluarity will smash 'em into the ground
I roll to the left I dodge to the right
DOT will kill 'em burnin' just right

'Cause you're fighting the Illusive man
Fighting the Illusive Man
Take out all the Guardians
When you're fighting the Illusive man

Well the Illusive Man's Phantom sneaks her sword up
While I'm trying to get a hack done in time
She tries to slay me tonight
Just aim down the sights
and everything is gonna be fine
So I shoot all day without much spray
'cause I'm just abiding my time
'cause the credits and the XP you see
Their both gonna be all mine

Yah we're fighting the Illusive man
Fighting the Illusive Man
Take out all the Dragoons
When you're fighting the Illusive man

Fighting the Illusive Man
Fighting the Illusive Man
Gonna take out Cerberus's number one man
Gotta take out his Phantoms
Fighting the Illusive Man

Modifié par Reaganstorme, 04 février 2013 - 10:17 .

[Reaganstorme]

I've got more if people want...

[Herbasaurusrex]

Want

[Ziegrif]

ENCORE!

Modifié par Ziegrif, 18 décembre 2012 - 05:38 .

[GriM_AoD]

Bravo! Encore! Encore!



MOAR

[Bwgmon]

theillusiveman11 wrote...

I saw Marauders mentioned. No end of line pls. I like this thread. It's MP related.

Don't be so modest. We know you like this because you get to run a radio station with Conrad.

[millahnna]

genius

[kaileena_sands]

Ziegrif wrote...

ENCORE!

I do enjoy fan-made songs.  Moar, please. xD

[Ziegrif]

Oh Oh Oh!

I wanna join too!

Credits are a burning thing

And it makes a farming ring

Bound by wild Chance

I fell into a box of farm

I fell into a burning box of farming
I went down, to Rio and the farms went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the box of farm
The box of shame

I fell into a burning Box of farm
I went down, to Glacier and the farms went faster
And it blew, right, up, the ring of spawn
The ring of spawn

The taste of credits is sweet
When Harriers like ours meet
I fell for you like a gun
Oh, but the farm went wild

I fell into a burning box of farm
I went down, to, Rio and the farms went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the box of farm
The box of shame

I fell into a burning box of farm
I went down, to. Glacier and the farms went faster
And it blew, right, up, the ring of spawn
The ring of spawn

And it burns, burns, burns, the box of shame
The box of farm
The box of farm
The box of shame…

Modifié par Ziegrif, 18 décembre 2012 - 05:38 .

[GriM_AoD]

Haha! These are great

[kaileena_sands]

Ziegrif wrote...

Oh Oh Oh!

I wanna join too!

Credits are a burning thing

And it makes a farming ring

Bound by wild Chance

I fell into a box of farm

I fell into a burning box of farming
I went down, to Rio and the farms went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the box of farm
The box of shame

I fell into a burning Box of farm
I went down, to Glacier and the farms went faster
And it blew, right, up, the ring of spawn
The ring of spawn

The taste of credits is sweet
When Harriers like ours meet
I fell for you like a gun
Oh, but the farm went wild

I fell into a burning box of farm
I went down, to, Rio and the farms went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the box of farm
The box of shame

I fell into a burning box of farm
I went down, to. Glacier and the farms went faster
And it blew, right, up, the ring of spawn
The ring of spawn

And it burns, burns, burns, the box of shame
The box of farm
The box of farm
The box of shame…

Bravo!

[Mindfane]

Bravo !!!

[legion9511]

Encore!

Keep it coming. This is brilliant

Can someone pls make these songs into a music video.

Modifié par legion9511, 18 décembre 2012 - 09:47 .

[_sigge_]

Wnat music nao.

[Reaganstorme]

Host 1: ... And we'll return you to the latest episode of Irune Chef shortly, but right now we have a special deal just for you.
Host 2: We do? [pauses] Oh! That's right, we do. Hey Conrad, suffice it to say, but a lot of ladies really seem to dig Commander Shepard.
Host 1: Do they ever, Tim.
Host 2: Sometimes they even go a little gaga over our favourite commander.
Host 1: [sotto voce] How do ladies lead up to a Marmalade joke... ?
Host 2: That's right Conrad, Commander Shepard goes gaga for things too sometimes. Lady Gaga that is:


We're going hunting Tim, or capital T-I-M
Just put your omni-blade up
'cause you Biotic Charge this way, team

[Verse:]
Admiral Hackett told me when we began
You're all born Novaguards
He rolled me 'nades and I put my Blade Armour on
In the cabin of the shuttle

"There's nothing wrong with loving who you are"
He said, "Biotic Charge is perfect, team"
"So hold your head up now and you'll go far,
Listen to me when I say"

[Chorus:]
A Phase Disrupter to Slay
Lift 'nades to toss away
You're on the right track, team
You Biotic Charge this way
Don't hide yourself in regret
Just detonate that tech
You're on the right track, team
You Biotic Charge this way

[Post-chorus:]
Oh there ain't no other way
Team, I Biotic Charge this way
Team, I Biotic Charge this way
Oh there ain't no other way
Team I Biotic Charge this way
I'm on the right track, team
I Biotic Charge this way

Don't be a PUG ‒ just charge Banshees
Don't be a PUG ‒ just charge Banshees
Don't be a PUG ‒ just charge Banshees
Not bees!

[Verse:]
Give yourself Disciples
And love your 'blades
Vanguard troops, prime your Lash
In the religion of the insecure
You must say to them "Respect my Smash"

A different power is not a sin
In the pursuit of T-I-M (Hey hey hey)
Love your rifle love this Shockwave and
de charge biotique toutes les choses (Biotic Charge everything)

[Repeat chorus + post-chorus]

[Bridge:]
Don't be a PUG, just charge Banshees
Whether you're Drell or Phoenix Guard
Armour black, white, beige, light green accent
You're Asari, you're Batarian
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'cause team you Biotic Charge this way

No matter grey, white, or tan,
Krogan, Vol, or N-Seven Human,
You're on the right track team,
You were born to survive.
Your armour black, white, or beige
Bright pink Krogan streaks by,
You're on the right track team,
You were born to be brave.

[Repeat chorus + post-chorus]

[Outro/refrain:]
Biotic Charge this way hey!
Biotic Charge this way hey!
You're on the right track team,
Biotic Charge this way hey!
Biotic Charge this way hey!
Biotic Charge this way hey!
You're on the right track team,
Biotic Charge this way hey!

[Fade away:]
Same DNA, Biotic Charge this way.
Same DNA, Biotic Charge this way.

Modifié par Reaganstorme, 09 janvier 2013 - 03:13 .

[canerican]

this is just fabulous lol trying to think of one myself but it isnt exactly working out xD lol but i shalll push ONWARDS!!!

keep up the good work

[Blitzkrieg_33]

[Reaganstorme]

Ziegrif wrote...

Oh Oh Oh!

I wanna join too!

Credits are a burning thing

And it makes a farming ring

Bound by wild Chance

I fell into a box of farm

I fell into a burning box of farming
I went down, to Rio and the farms went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the box of farm
The box of shame

I fell into a burning Box of farm
I went down, to Glacier and the farms went faster
And it blew, right, up, the ring of spawn
The ring of spawn

The taste of credits is sweet
When Harriers like ours meet
I fell for you like a gun
Oh, but the farm went wild

I fell into a burning box of farm
I went down, to, Rio and the farms went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the box of farm
The box of shame

I fell into a burning box of farm
I went down, to. Glacier and the farms went faster
And it blew, right, up, the ring of spawn
The ring of spawn

And it burns, burns, burns, the box of shame
The box of farm
The box of farm
The box of shame…

That one is quite clever.

I like it.

[Reaganstorme]

Host 1: ... Wow! Who knew that watching four young women would be so educational?
Host 2: Well Conrad, you do realise that Sex and the Citadel is fictional, right?
Host 1: But that Samara! So fiesty. So hot.
Host 2: You know what else is hot right now Conrad?
Host 1: Is it Commander Shepard, Tim?
Host 2: That's right Conrad, it's Commander Shepard. And you know what Commander Shepard likes to sing to when he's not saving the Galaxy?
Host 1: Tell me Tim.
Host 2: He likes singing to Queen. And what better way to celebrate Commander Shepard's favourite album in the galaxy than this classic track: Batarian Rhapsody.


Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a fail pile
No escape from Prime combat drones

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
Stuck on this firebase, I need no Normandy
Because I proxy mine, for combos
Shot by Prime, and pyro
Any way the drone goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Trooper, just killed a man
Put a foot against his head
Stomped his leg, now he's dead
Hackett, the wave had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Hackett, ooo
Didn't mean to go get fried
If I get wiped again next objective wave
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sent shockwave at the Prime
Biotic detonation every time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind 'cos I wiped again

Hackett, ooo - (any way the drone goes)
I don't want to wipe
I sometimes wish I'd never played bronze at all

I see a little silhouette-o of a Geth
Justicar, Justicar, will you cast your Biotic Sphere

Incinerate and Overload -- very, very frightening me
Infiltrator, Infiltrator,
Infiltrator, Infiltrator,
Infiltrator, Engineer -- magnifico!

I'm just a poor PUG, nobody loves me
He's just a poor PUG from a casual family
Spare him his life from his mediocrity
Easy come easy go -- will you res me now?
Bismillah! No! We will not res you now! -- Res him now!
Bismillah! We will not res you now! -- Res him now!
Bismillah! We will not res you now! -- Res him now!
Will not res you now! -- Res me now! Never!
Never res you now! -- Res me now!
Never res me now! -- ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Mama mia, Mama mia, Mama mia! Res me now!
Bioware has a Krogan put aside for me!
For me!
For me!!

So you think you can stop me and dodge my carnage
So you think you can 'nade me and live through my melee
Geth trooper -- can't do this to me, trooper
Gonna punch you out -- just punch you right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Modifié par Reaganstorme, 09 janvier 2013 - 03:16 .

[seireikhaan]

I see we have some Whose Line fans. :happy:

[bobby_paradise]

Great! Bookmarked. Very good thread.