Ohoho, nice!
I'm going to see if i can make it blend with Ghost Love Score somehow.
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite album in the galaxy
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#27
Posté 23 décembre 2012 - 05:58
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Reaganstorme wrote...
Host 1: ... And we'll return you to the latest episode of Irune Chef shortly,
Hahahaaa hahaa[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/happy.png[/smilie]
I've missed the last few weeks of Irune Chef because it's on at the same time as my favorite program about Javic & hosted by the nut-case with an unidentified accent and insane hairstyle...Ancient Alien
Thread well done Reaganstorme, can we look forward to a Youtube vid of this commercial soon?
#28
Posté 23 décembre 2012 - 06:27
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Absolutely love the Batarian Rhapsody! 
Can we request songs?
Can we request songs?
#29
Posté 23 décembre 2012 - 06:36
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GOOD JOB! These are great. Alot of work goes into them, awesome 
#30
Posté 23 décembre 2012 - 09:14
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love it:) subscribing
I want:) "Where have all the good PUG's gone"
You could be based on 'I need a hero" and something about good krogan pugs racing to revive we when I fallen again:)
I want:) "Where have all the good PUG's gone"
You could be based on 'I need a hero" and something about good krogan pugs racing to revive we when I fallen again:)
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#31
Posté 23 décembre 2012 - 09:30
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Thanks everyone. I appreciate the kind comments.
#32
Posté 23 décembre 2012 - 09:40
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If only these were actual songs. I'd put them on repeat all the time. Really liked the Lady Gaga one.
#33
Posté 23 décembre 2012 - 11:18
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Awesome thread. I'm especially fond of Batarian Rhapsody . Reaganstorme, i hope you don't mind if i give it a go.
Best name i could come up with was Glitchager. No idea on how to change Therapy? to be more MEish though.
With skill like this i won't ever extract.
And farming on Bronze i won't make any creds.
Screw that, the Harrier's crap, I can't do well with an ammo count like that.
Screw that, the Hurricane's crap, I can't do well with recoil like that.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
Your solos make me feel alone.
Bottom place is all i've known.
Screw that, the Claymore is crap, i can't do well with a pellet spread like that.
Screw that, the Acolyte's crap, i can't do well with a slow charge up gun like that.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
*guitar rift*
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
But missile glitch with you.
But missile glitch with you.
. Reaganstorme, i hope you don't mind if i give it a go.Best name i could come up with was Glitchager. No idea on how to change Therapy? to be more MEish though.
With skill like this i won't ever extract.
And farming on Bronze i won't make any creds.
Screw that, the Harrier's crap, I can't do well with an ammo count like that.
Screw that, the Hurricane's crap, I can't do well with recoil like that.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
Your solos make me feel alone.
Bottom place is all i've known.
Screw that, the Claymore is crap, i can't do well with a pellet spread like that.
Screw that, the Acolyte's crap, i can't do well with a slow charge up gun like that.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
*guitar rift*
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
I've got nothing to do, but sit around and missile glitch with you.
But missile glitch with you.
But missile glitch with you.
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Posté 23 décembre 2012 - 05:32
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By request from a friend ... 
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Host 1: [facing other host] So you're telling me that Noveria Corporate Investigation Service was insprired by Commander Shepard too? That's a bit far fetched.
Host 2: Well Conrad, as you know, after Commander Shepard visited Noveria and blew up one of the galaxy's foremost research facilities, the public wanted to know what kind of adventures such a stuffy corporate world could showcase.
Host 1: Wow Tim, everyone seems to be loving that show. [Turns to camera] Almost as much as you are going to love this album of Commander Shepards favourte hits.
Host 2: That's right, viewer. Hit, after hit, after hit on this album...
Host 1: Followed by a few more that are kinda ... meh...
Host 2: [ignoring interruption] including this track by a young lady whose hits just keep on coming.
Host 1: Followed by a few more that are kinda ... meh...
Host 2: [still ignoring interruption] So here's the one that launched Britany's career:
Oh phantom phantom
Oh phantom phantom
Oh phantom phantom
Oh phantom phantom
How was I supposed to know
That you were hiding right there
Oh phantom phantom
I shouldn't have let you cloak
And now you're right out of sight yeah
Show me
where you're hiding
near me
Tell me phantom
'Cause I need to know now
Oh because
My lack of clips
Is killing me (and I)
I must confess
I'm reloading (reloading)
When I can't see you I lose my mind
Now out of time
Insta-killed me one more time.
Oh phantom phantom
The reason I bleed is you
Girl you've got me blinded
Oh phantom phantom
There's nothin' that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me
where you're hiding
near me
Tell me phantom
'Cause I need to know now
Oh because
My lack of clips
Is killing me (and I)
I must confess
I'm reloading (reloading)
When I can't see you I lose my mind
Now out of time
Insta-killed me one more time.
Oh phantom phantom
(A ooooooooo)
Oh phantom phantom
(A yeah yeah)
Oh phantom phantom
How was I supposed to know
Oh phantom phantom
I shouldn't have let you cloak
I must confess
My lack of clips
Is killing me now-
Don't you know I still have gels
and you are shielded
Now out of time
Insta-killed me one more time.
My lack of clips
Is killing me (and I)
I must confess
I'm reloading (reloading)
When I can't see you I lose my mind
Now out of time
Insta-killed me one more time.
I must confess
(My lack of clips)
That my lack of clips
(Is killing me)
Is killing me now
(I must confess)
Don't you know I still have gels
(I still have gels)
and you are shielded
When I can't see you I lose my mind
Now out of time
Insta-killed me one more time.
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Host 1: [facing other host] So you're telling me that Noveria Corporate Investigation Service was insprired by Commander Shepard too? That's a bit far fetched.
Host 2: Well Conrad, as you know, after Commander Shepard visited Noveria and blew up one of the galaxy's foremost research facilities, the public wanted to know what kind of adventures such a stuffy corporate world could showcase.
Host 1: Wow Tim, everyone seems to be loving that show. [Turns to camera] Almost as much as you are going to love this album of Commander Shepards favourte hits.
Host 2: That's right, viewer. Hit, after hit, after hit on this album...
Host 1: Followed by a few more that are kinda ... meh...
Host 2: [ignoring interruption] including this track by a young lady whose hits just keep on coming.
Host 1: Followed by a few more that are kinda ... meh...
Host 2: [still ignoring interruption] So here's the one that launched Britany's career:
Oh phantom phantom
Oh phantom phantom
Oh phantom phantom
Oh phantom phantom
How was I supposed to know
That you were hiding right there
Oh phantom phantom
I shouldn't have let you cloak
And now you're right out of sight yeah
Show me
where you're hiding
near me
Tell me phantom
'Cause I need to know now
Oh because
My lack of clips
Is killing me (and I)
I must confess
I'm reloading (reloading)
When I can't see you I lose my mind
Now out of time
Insta-killed me one more time.
Oh phantom phantom
The reason I bleed is you
Girl you've got me blinded
Oh phantom phantom
There's nothin' that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me
where you're hiding
near me
Tell me phantom
'Cause I need to know now
Oh because
My lack of clips
Is killing me (and I)
I must confess
I'm reloading (reloading)
When I can't see you I lose my mind
Now out of time
Insta-killed me one more time.
Oh phantom phantom
(A ooooooooo)
Oh phantom phantom
(A yeah yeah)
Oh phantom phantom
How was I supposed to know
Oh phantom phantom
I shouldn't have let you cloak
I must confess
My lack of clips
Is killing me now-
Don't you know I still have gels
and you are shielded
Now out of time
Insta-killed me one more time.
My lack of clips
Is killing me (and I)
I must confess
I'm reloading (reloading)
When I can't see you I lose my mind
Now out of time
Insta-killed me one more time.
I must confess
(My lack of clips)
That my lack of clips
(Is killing me)
Is killing me now
(I must confess)
Don't you know I still have gels
(I still have gels)
and you are shielded
When I can't see you I lose my mind
Now out of time
Insta-killed me one more time.
Modifié par Reaganstorme, 09 janvier 2013 - 03:22 .
#37
Posté 24 décembre 2012 - 04:26
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Cyanide483 wrote...
must participate in this
I can't wait. I too am loving seeing other people post songs in this thread.
Still thinking about the "Holding out for a hero" one, but someone else mentioned requests? Post your suggestions and I'll see what I can do.
#38
Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 05:11
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Host 1: We interrupt this broadcast of Tuchanka's Next Top Model to bring you important news!
Host 2: That's right Conrad. So important in fact, that we had to take this moment before they go to the judging of the swimsuit section of the competition ...
Host 1: [visibly shudders]
Host 2: ... and you destroy your viewscreen to save your sanity.
Host 1: Which would mean that you would lose your chance to hear our fabulous offer. [Turns to co-host] So tell us Tim, what have we got for the viewers tonight?
Host 2: The Beatles. ACDC. Daft Punk. That guy with the hat that sings country songs....
Host 1: [nodding, but perplexed]
Host 2: ... None of these has had a flash in the pan hit like this next song from Commander Shepard's favourite album in the galaxy.
Host 1: [raises a finger in protest, but nods and shrugs instead]
Host 2: Managing to spawn almost as many parodies and mime-a-longs as there are people to upload them, who could forget this instant classic by Carly Rae Jepsen:
I threw a 'nade at the brute,
Fire explosion went boom
I saw it charge with some clout,
And now you're bleeding out
I threw another grenade,
Rushed to your side for the save
I got you back on your feet,
But then it got me too
Your shields were holdin',
Re-load, double tappin'
Run off, time for killin'
Where do you think you're going, team-mate?
Hey, I just rez'd you,
And this is crazy,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
It's hard to get up,
With no med gels,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
Hey, I just rez'd you,
And this is crazy,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
And then they start to spawn,
All around me,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
You took your time with the wave,
A new objective to save
Biotic Charged with my blade
But oops, I'm down again
I shoot, and melee and fight
One day soon get it right
I didn't know they could do that!
Now I'm bleeding out
Your shields were holdin',
Re-load, double tappin'
Run off, time for killin'
Where do you think you're going, team-mate?
Hey, I just rez'd you,
And this is crazy,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
It's hard to get up,
With no med-gels,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
Hey, I just rez'd you,
And this is crazy,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
And then they start to spawn,
All around me,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
Before you came into my match
I killed them so bad
I killed them so bad
I killed them so, so bad
Before you came into my match
I killed them so bad
And you should know that
I killed them so, so bad
It's hard to get up,
With no med-gels,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
Hey, I just rez'd you,
And this is crazy,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
And then they start to spawn,
All around me,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
Before you came into my match
I killed them so bad
I killed them so bad
I killed them so, so bad
Before you came into my match
I killed them so bad
And you should know that
So rez me, maybe?
Host 2: That's right Conrad. So important in fact, that we had to take this moment before they go to the judging of the swimsuit section of the competition ...
Host 1: [visibly shudders]
Host 2: ... and you destroy your viewscreen to save your sanity.
Host 1: Which would mean that you would lose your chance to hear our fabulous offer. [Turns to co-host] So tell us Tim, what have we got for the viewers tonight?
Host 2: The Beatles. ACDC. Daft Punk. That guy with the hat that sings country songs....
Host 1: [nodding, but perplexed]
Host 2: ... None of these has had a flash in the pan hit like this next song from Commander Shepard's favourite album in the galaxy.
Host 1: [raises a finger in protest, but nods and shrugs instead]
Host 2: Managing to spawn almost as many parodies and mime-a-longs as there are people to upload them, who could forget this instant classic by Carly Rae Jepsen:
I threw a 'nade at the brute,
Fire explosion went boom
I saw it charge with some clout,
And now you're bleeding out
I threw another grenade,
Rushed to your side for the save
I got you back on your feet,
But then it got me too
Your shields were holdin',
Re-load, double tappin'
Run off, time for killin'
Where do you think you're going, team-mate?
Hey, I just rez'd you,
And this is crazy,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
It's hard to get up,
With no med gels,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
Hey, I just rez'd you,
And this is crazy,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
And then they start to spawn,
All around me,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
You took your time with the wave,
A new objective to save
Biotic Charged with my blade
But oops, I'm down again
I shoot, and melee and fight
One day soon get it right
I didn't know they could do that!
Now I'm bleeding out
Your shields were holdin',
Re-load, double tappin'
Run off, time for killin'
Where do you think you're going, team-mate?
Hey, I just rez'd you,
And this is crazy,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
It's hard to get up,
With no med-gels,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
Hey, I just rez'd you,
And this is crazy,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
And then they start to spawn,
All around me,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
Before you came into my match
I killed them so bad
I killed them so bad
I killed them so, so bad
Before you came into my match
I killed them so bad
And you should know that
I killed them so, so bad
It's hard to get up,
With no med-gels,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
Hey, I just rez'd you,
And this is crazy,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
And then they start to spawn,
All around me,
But now I'm down too,
So rez me, maybe?
Before you came into my match
I killed them so bad
I killed them so bad
I killed them so, so bad
Before you came into my match
I killed them so bad
And you should know that
So rez me, maybe?
Modifié par Reaganstorme, 09 janvier 2013 - 03:26 .
#39
Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 05:21
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:OGreat work!
Reaganstorme wrote...
Host 1: We interrupt this broadcast of Tuchanka's Next Top Model to bring you important news!
[...]
Especiallly that one
Modifié par Oenisbjoern, 26 décembre 2012 - 05:21 .
#41
Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 05:38
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Reaganstorme wrote...
Host 1: ... And we'll return you to the latest episode of Irune Chef shortly, but right now we have a special deal just for you.
Host 2: We do? [pauses] Oh! That's right, we do. Hey Conrad, suffice it to say, but a lot of ladies really seem to dig Commander Shepard.
Host 1: Do they ever, Tim.
Host 2: Sometimes they even go a little gaga over our favourite commander.
Host 1: [sotto voce] How do ladies lead up to a Marmalade joke... ?
Host 2: That's right Conrad, Commander Shepard goes gaga for things too sometimes. Lady Gaga that is:
We're going hunting Tim, or capital T-I-M
Just put your omni-blade up
'cause you Biotic Charge this way, team
[Verse:]
Admiral Hackett told me when we began
You're all born Novaguards
He rolled me 'nades and I put my Blade Armour on
In the cabin of the shuttle
"There's nothing wrong with loving who you are"
He said, "Biotic Charge is perfect, team"
"So hold your head up now and you'll go far,
Listen to me when I say"
[Chorus:]
A Phase Disrupter to Slay
Lift 'nades to toss away
You're on the right track, team
You Biotic Charge this way
Don't hide yourself in regret
Just detonate that tech
You're on the right track, team
You Biotic Charge this way
[Post-chorus:]
Oh there ain't no other way
Team, I Biotic Charge this way
Team, I Biotic Charge this way
Oh there ain't no other way
Team I Biotic Charge this way
I'm on the right track, team
I Biotic Charge this way
Don't be a PUG ‒ just charge Banshees
Don't be a PUG ‒ just charge Banshees
Don't be a PUG ‒ just charge Banshees
Not bees!
[Verse:]
Give yourself Disciples
And love your 'blades
Vanguard troops, prime your Lash
In the religion of the insecure
You must say to them "Respect my Smash"
A different power is not a sin
In the pursuit of T-I-M (Hey hey hey)
Love your rifle love this Shockwave and
de charge biotique toutes les choses (Biotic Charge everything)
[Repeat chorus + post-chorus]
[Bridge:]
Don't be a PUG, just charge Banshees
Whether you're Drell or Phoenix Guard
Armour black, white, beige, light green accent
You're Asari, you're Batarian
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'cause team you Biotic Charge this way
No matter grey, white, or tan,
Krogan, Vol, or N-Seven Human,
You're on the right track team,
You were born to survive.
Your armour black, white, or beige
Bright pink Krogan streaks by,
You're on the right track team,
You were born to be brave.
[Repeat chorus + post-chorus]
[Outro/refrain:]
Biotic Charge this way hey!
Biotic Charge this way hey!
You're on the right track team,
Biotic Charge this way hey!
Biotic Charge this way hey!
Biotic Charge this way hey!
You're on the right track team,
Biotic Charge this way hey!
[Fade away:]
Same DNA, Biotic Charge this way.
Same DNA, Biotic Charge this way.
#42
Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 05:42
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Wow, this is amazing. Seriously the best thing since the infamous Ryncol Light Presents... Real Beings of Genius
I am dying laughing at the Rez Me, Maybe one...
I am dying laughing at the Rez Me, Maybe one...
#43
Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 05:44
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This just made this thread from funny to amazing for me. 5 stars for Mother Monster.Reaganstorme wrote...
Host 1: ... And we'll return you to the latest episode of Irune Chef shortly, but right now we have a special deal just for you.
Host 2: We do? [pauses] Oh! That's right, we do. Hey Conrad, suffice it to say, but a lot of ladies really seem to dig Commander Shepard.
Host 1: Do they ever, Tim.
Host 2: Sometimes they even go a little gaga over our favourite commander.
Host 1: [sotto voce] How do ladies lead up to a Marmalade joke... ?
Host 2: That's right Conrad, Commander Shepard goes gaga for things too sometimes. Lady Gaga that is:
We're going hunting Tim, or capital T-I-M
Just put your omni-blade up
'cause you Biotic Charge this way, team
[Verse:]
Admiral Hackett told me when we began
You're all born Novaguards
He rolled me 'nades and I put my Blade Armour on
In the cabin of the shuttle
"There's nothing wrong with loving who you are"
He said, "Biotic Charge is perfect, team"
"So hold your head up now and you'll go far,
Listen to me when I say"
[Chorus:]
A Phase Disrupter to Slay
Lift 'nades to toss away
You're on the right track, team
You Biotic Charge this way
Don't hide yourself in regret
Just detonate that tech
You're on the right track, team
You Biotic Charge this way
[Post-chorus:]
Oh there ain't no other way
Team, I Biotic Charge this way
Team, I Biotic Charge this way
Oh there ain't no other way
Team I Biotic Charge this way
I'm on the right track, team
I Biotic Charge this way
Don't be a PUG ‒ just charge Banshees
Don't be a PUG ‒ just charge Banshees
Don't be a PUG ‒ just charge Banshees
Not bees!
[Verse:]
Give yourself Disciples
And love your 'blades
Vanguard troops, prime your Lash
In the religion of the insecure
You must say to them "Respect my Smash"
A different power is not a sin
In the pursuit of T-I-M (Hey hey hey)
Love your rifle love this Shockwave and
de charge biotique toutes les choses (Biotic Charge everything)
[Repeat chorus + post-chorus]
[Bridge:]
Don't be a PUG, just charge Banshees
Whether you're Drell or Phoenix Guard
Armour black, white, beige, light green accent
You're Asari, you're Batarian
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'cause team you Biotic Charge this way
No matter grey, white, or tan,
Krogan, Vol, or N-Seven Human,
You're on the right track team,
You were born to survive.
Your armour black, white, or beige
Bright pink Krogan streaks by,
You're on the right track team,
You were born to be brave.
[Repeat chorus + post-chorus]
[Outro/refrain:]
Biotic Charge this way hey!
Biotic Charge this way hey!
You're on the right track team,
Biotic Charge this way hey!
Biotic Charge this way hey!
Biotic Charge this way hey!
You're on the right track team,
Biotic Charge this way hey!
[Fade away:]
Same DNA, Biotic Charge this way.
Same DNA, Biotic Charge this way.
#44
Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 08:20
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DragonRacer wrote...
Wow, this is amazing. Seriously the best thing since the infamous Ryncol Light Presents... Real Beings of Genius
I am dying laughing at the Rez Me, Maybe one...
Yeah, I love that Ryncol Light thread too.
Glad to see that my twisted little songs and TV shows are amusing people.
#47
Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 08:40
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Anyone else read this like the skits from Who's Line is it Anyway?
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Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 08:44
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N7-Commander wrote...
Anyone else read this like the skits from Who's Line is it Anyway?
Working as intended.
Modifié par Reaganstorme, 26 décembre 2012 - 08:44 .
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Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 08:47
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Reaganstorme wrote...
N7-Commander wrote...
Anyone else read this like the skits from Who's Line is it Anyway?
Working as intended.
Then congrats, it made me laugh. Colin and Ryan voice-overs made it all the better.
I'll admit though the title made me think of DJ Harbinger's Salvation Through Destruction (Youtube it)
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Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 08:48
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Absolute genius. You guys are the greatest.
