blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...
11/10
Would bang. Repeatedly.
We'll bang, OK?
Actually, I totally need to find a song I can work that line into.
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite album in the galaxy
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#51
Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 09:47
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We'll bang, OK?
Actually, I totally need to find a song I can work that line into.
Retour en haut
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Posté 26 décembre 2012 - 09:53
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Reaganstorme wrote...
blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...
11/10
Would bang. Repeatedly.
We'll bang, OK?
Actually, I totally need to find a song I can work that line into.
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
Come to my cabin
And we'll bang, okay?
Well, I mean, if you hadn't already parodied that one.
EDIT:
Hey, what about Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal"?
Fury, we'll bang, okay?
So, Fury, we'll bang, okay?
We'll bang, okay, Fury?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth Sentinel...
HEE hee!
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#53
Posté 27 décembre 2012 - 04:35
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Reaganstorme wrote...
blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...
11/10
Would bang. Repeatedly.
We'll bang, OK?
Actually, I totally need to find a song I can work that line into.
Okay. Also:
I don't do mainstream music, so I'm not going to be much help with finding a song for that.
Still...could you write something for me? Something with a title such as, say, "Fagnan Style"?
#54
Posté 27 décembre 2012 - 12:10
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Or you could parody that awful Ricky Martin "She Bangs" song. That's practically already half-written for "Well bang, okay?", right? 
#57
Posté 27 décembre 2012 - 05:18
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I am in love and this thread is a work of genius.
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Posté 28 décembre 2012 - 01:06
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Working on a couple of songs at the moment, but I'll see what I can do about Fagnan the Balancer.
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Posté 28 décembre 2012 - 01:22
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How did I not see this thread before? Gotta hotkey this station to my receiver!
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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 04:48
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Full disclosure: Another friend of mine couldn't help himself with another lobby sing-a-long, and came up with the chorus for this gem. Thanks Jim!
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Host 1: Welcome back to Commander Shepard's Favourite Album in the Galaxy, where we play for you a selection of the songs the Commander likes listening to when not watching Law and Order: Special Volus Unit.
Host 2: That's right, Conrad. And what better way to celebrate these 7382 songs on this 58 disk set, than with an artist whose carrer has spanned decades.
Host 1: Did you know, Tim, that in the Citadel Council's justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups?
Host 2: Yes Conrad, I did. As I was saying, an artist who has had countless hits over the decades and ...
Host 1: [interrupting] The C-Sec agents who investigate crime ...
Host 2: ... whose style has always set the trend for those following in her wake ...
Host 1: [interrupting again] ... And the Spectre agents who eliminate the offenders.
Host 2: ... always managing to reinvent herself through each new musical era. Are you finished Conrad?
Host 1: I'm sorry Tim, I just love their stories.
Host 2: [Rolling his eyes] I know, I know! Anyway, viewer, without further interruptions I present to you ...
Host 1: Donk Donk.
Host 2: Madonna!
I made it through the first few waves
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until in came you
I was beat so complete
I was down, beaten blue and black
But you rescued me
Yeah, you rescued me
without an Ops Pack
Like a Banshee
Screaming for the very first time
Like a Banshee
Rips my heart out
Every time
Medi-Gel comes and goes, boy
My gear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
Cause Thermal Clips can't last
When I'm down, bleeding out
Though I'm strong, yeah you make me bold
Trying to take them out
Yeah, trying to take them out
Who knew this was gold
Like a Banshee
Screaming for the very first time
Like a Banshee
Rips your heart out
Every time
Oooh, oooh, oooh
You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours till the end of time
Cause you rez'd me first
Yeah, you rez'd me first
In front of the Prime
Like a Banshee
Screaming for the very first time
Like a Banshee
Rips your heart out
Every time
Like a Banshee, ooh, ooh
Like a Banshee
Can't dodge to the side
When she holds me, then you rocket, and you rez me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can you carry my vanguard
To the very last wave?
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Host 1: Welcome back to Commander Shepard's Favourite Album in the Galaxy, where we play for you a selection of the songs the Commander likes listening to when not watching Law and Order: Special Volus Unit.
Host 2: That's right, Conrad. And what better way to celebrate these 7382 songs on this 58 disk set, than with an artist whose carrer has spanned decades.
Host 1: Did you know, Tim, that in the Citadel Council's justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups?
Host 2: Yes Conrad, I did. As I was saying, an artist who has had countless hits over the decades and ...
Host 1: [interrupting] The C-Sec agents who investigate crime ...
Host 2: ... whose style has always set the trend for those following in her wake ...
Host 1: [interrupting again] ... And the Spectre agents who eliminate the offenders.
Host 2: ... always managing to reinvent herself through each new musical era. Are you finished Conrad?
Host 1: I'm sorry Tim, I just love their stories.
Host 2: [Rolling his eyes] I know, I know! Anyway, viewer, without further interruptions I present to you ...
Host 1: Donk Donk.
Host 2: Madonna!
I made it through the first few waves
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until in came you
I was beat so complete
I was down, beaten blue and black
But you rescued me
Yeah, you rescued me
without an Ops Pack
Like a Banshee
Screaming for the very first time
Like a Banshee
Rips my heart out
Every time
Medi-Gel comes and goes, boy
My gear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
Cause Thermal Clips can't last
When I'm down, bleeding out
Though I'm strong, yeah you make me bold
Trying to take them out
Yeah, trying to take them out
Who knew this was gold
Like a Banshee
Screaming for the very first time
Like a Banshee
Rips your heart out
Every time
Oooh, oooh, oooh
You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours till the end of time
Cause you rez'd me first
Yeah, you rez'd me first
In front of the Prime
Like a Banshee
Screaming for the very first time
Like a Banshee
Rips your heart out
Every time
Like a Banshee, ooh, ooh
Like a Banshee
Can't dodge to the side
When she holds me, then you rocket, and you rez me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can you carry my vanguard
To the very last wave?
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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 05:51
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And who can forget that great Krogan battle hymn' Down On Rio', written by acclaimed Blood Pack group Rage Against The Big Machines!
Yeah I'm rollin' down on Rio with a shotgun
These Reapers ain't seen a krogan man
since the last time i shot one
so now I'm rollin' down on Rio with a shotgun
Bangin' this Claymore tight on this solo flight can't fight alone
Funk tha brute my nades fly like a flaming stone
Machine devils set the stage for the war at home
Locked in rage mrah standing in the drop zone
swarmers born eating at my shield gate
Banshee's torn hands cover her screaming face
We hungry for them Cannibals
The structure is set never change it with maruader shields
In the ruins ravagers give the toxic shock
LZ to middle, ramps to the shipping block
Bosses broke south for new flesh spawned and on the floor
The remains left charred from the reaper war
Can't waste a day when my blade brings the hurt
So make a move and step away cause my carnage burns
can't waste a day my omni-blade brings the hurt
So now i'm rolling down on Rio with a shotgun
Bare witness to my claymore shot while husks get frantic
They ain't gonna send us campin like they did on white
Still we roamin headbuttin buildin up a sweat
The brutes dead from a bullet to the head
A thousand years we had the tools
we should be takin em
funk the troopers I want the machines that are makin em
Our targets straight through a room full of armed pawns
Off them with a missle at the west side at dawn
So now I'm rollin down on Rio with a Shotgun.
Yeah I'm rollin' down on Rio with a shotgun
These Reapers ain't seen a krogan man
since the last time i shot one
so now I'm rollin' down on Rio with a shotgun
Bangin' this Claymore tight on this solo flight can't fight alone
Funk tha brute my nades fly like a flaming stone
Machine devils set the stage for the war at home
Locked in rage mrah standing in the drop zone
swarmers born eating at my shield gate
Banshee's torn hands cover her screaming face
We hungry for them Cannibals
The structure is set never change it with maruader shields
In the ruins ravagers give the toxic shock
LZ to middle, ramps to the shipping block
Bosses broke south for new flesh spawned and on the floor
The remains left charred from the reaper war
Can't waste a day when my blade brings the hurt
So make a move and step away cause my carnage burns
can't waste a day my omni-blade brings the hurt
So now i'm rolling down on Rio with a shotgun
Bare witness to my claymore shot while husks get frantic
They ain't gonna send us campin like they did on white
Still we roamin headbuttin buildin up a sweat
The brutes dead from a bullet to the head
A thousand years we had the tools
we should be takin em
funk the troopers I want the machines that are makin em
Our targets straight through a room full of armed pawns
Off them with a missle at the west side at dawn
So now I'm rollin down on Rio with a Shotgun.
#62
Posté 30 décembre 2012 - 04:47
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Terrapin wrote...
And who can forget that great Krogan battle hymn' Down On Rio', written by acclaimed Blood Pack group Rage Against The Big Machines!
Yeah I'm rollin' down on Rio with a shotgun
These Reapers ain't seen a krogan man
since the last time i shot one
so now I'm rollin' down on Rio with a shotgun
Bangin' this Claymore tight on this solo flight can't fight alone
Funk tha brute my nades fly like a flaming stone
Machine devils set the stage for the war at home
Locked in rage mrah standing in the drop zone
swarmers born eating at my shield gate
Banshee's torn hands cover her screaming face
We hungry for them Cannibals
The structure is set never change it with maruader shields
In the ruins ravagers give the toxic shock
LZ to middle, ramps to the shipping block
Bosses broke south for new flesh spawned and on the floor
The remains left charred from the reaper war
Can't waste a day when my blade brings the hurt
So make a move and step away cause my carnage burns
can't waste a day my omni-blade brings the hurt
So now i'm rolling down on Rio with a shotgun
Bare witness to my claymore shot while husks get frantic
They ain't gonna send us campin like they did on white
Still we roamin headbuttin buildin up a sweat
The brutes dead from a bullet to the head
A thousand years we had the tools
we should be takin em
funk the troopers I want the machines that are makin em
Our targets straight through a room full of armed pawns
Off them with a missle at the west side at dawn
So now I'm rollin down on Rio with a Shotgun.
Nice! Good to see others joining in.
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Posté 30 décembre 2012 - 06:38
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Host 1 is Ryan Styles and Host 2 is Collin Mockery. Brilliant! I was thinking Piano Man would be a good one to parody...
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Posté 03 janvier 2013 - 06:12
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Host 1: Hello again viewer. We'll get you right back to the latest episode of Turian of Interest shortly, but first we're here to give you another opportunity to purchase Commander Shepard's Favourite Album in the Galaxy.
Host 2: That's right Conrad. Another chance to showcase the songs our favourite Commander loves to listen to between kicking ass and taking names.
Host 1: You know Tim, it occurs to me that you are a lot like the Mr Finch character from Turian of Interest. Mysterious past, lots of cash, well connected...
Host 2: ... Sitting here with you trying to sell albums to our viewers...
Host 1: ... Well, even Mr Finch had a day job occasionally. But the real master stroke was convincing the renowned Omega mercenary Archangel to licence his name and likeness to the show as Mr Finch's offsider. Brilliant!
Host 2: Speaking of Turians, there is one interesting thing about them that the show doesn't touch on very often.
Host 1: And what's that Tim?
Host 2: Why their Dextro-DNA of course.
Host 1: Of course.
Host 2: And do you know who else has Dextro-DNA, Conrad?
Host 1: Are they the topic of the song we're about to play, Tim?
Host 2: That's right Conrad. They most certainly are. So without further delay, we present another hit from Commander Shepard's Favourite Album in the Galaxy by Al Yankovic, I mean Puff Daddy.
It's all about the Quarians, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Quarians, baby
It's all about the Quarians, baby
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
Yeah
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be soldiers? Warp ballers? Hunters
Wastin' time with all the vanguard smashers?
Goin' toe-to-toe with wall-to-wall Reapers?
Tossin' 'nades at the pyro flamers?
Yeah, gettin' the creds with my mad Sentry Turret kills
Debuffin' the Geth Primes for thrills
I got me a hundred Arc Grenades to spare
Tac-cloak then woosh and I'm not even there
Shootin' thru walls on the base
Always double tappin', heavy barrel on my Javelin
Sticky grenade with a proximity fuse
Tossed in da spawn and I can't ever lose
I'm down with Admiral Hackett, I call him "Stevie" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my fire support
It's all about the Quarians, what?
You've gotta be the newbist PUGie I've ever seen
You've got your Engineer painted a ghastly green
You think your Krogan Vanguard is really simple
What kinda gun you got there, an Asari Disciple?
You're usin' a Drell? Don't make me laugh
Your health lasts you what, a minute and a half?
You could pack up your whole manifest in a duffle bag
And you never stop complainin' about your "lag"
This firebase is a disaster
Meleeing with your Batarian, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey buddy, I bet you're still farming Reapers/Rio/Gold
Dyin' in the box of shame 'cos that never gets old
And puttin' 0 points in fitness when you got BSN trolled
I should do the world a favor leave you in the cold
You're just about useless as drone that's uncontrolled
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be soldiers? Warp ballers? Hunters
Wastin' time with all the vanguard smashers?
Goin' toe-to-toe with wall-to-wall Reapers?
Uh, uh, settin' up now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule the firebase and crush Collectors like I do?
They call me the king of the Incinerate
Using insendiary ammo then sling it for the detonate
My new Quarian's got the skillz, it grills
But it was nerfed before I got any kills
You say you've had your Asari for over a year?
Throw that build away, man, it sucks up to here
Your Volus is spec'd for melee? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, scoreless deadweight
My Quarian Marksman is spec'd for damage
Every Geth is tac-scanned, I'm goin' on a rampage
I beta tested every N7 challenge
Racked up all the points as I did all the damage
While your Krogan's crashin', my score is a-massin'
It get's all the points with my cryo blast smashin'
Got a Tactical Cloak bonus 200 percent high
I believe you're bleeding out, waiting for an ally
In a reaper covered world, you've got no armour
Guess what, you've died again. This time by a swamer
Your Salarian melts when you try to kill a scion
Your Geth painted pink, you tryin' to be Hawaiian?
Play with me online? Well, you know my score'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll press "y" to go and kick you
What? What? What? What? What?
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be soldiers? Warp ballers? Hunters
Wastin' time with all the vanguard smashers?
Goin' toe-to-toe with wall-to-wall Reapers?
What??
Host 2: That's right Conrad. Another chance to showcase the songs our favourite Commander loves to listen to between kicking ass and taking names.
Host 1: You know Tim, it occurs to me that you are a lot like the Mr Finch character from Turian of Interest. Mysterious past, lots of cash, well connected...
Host 2: ... Sitting here with you trying to sell albums to our viewers...
Host 1: ... Well, even Mr Finch had a day job occasionally. But the real master stroke was convincing the renowned Omega mercenary Archangel to licence his name and likeness to the show as Mr Finch's offsider. Brilliant!
Host 2: Speaking of Turians, there is one interesting thing about them that the show doesn't touch on very often.
Host 1: And what's that Tim?
Host 2: Why their Dextro-DNA of course.
Host 1: Of course.
Host 2: And do you know who else has Dextro-DNA, Conrad?
Host 1: Are they the topic of the song we're about to play, Tim?
Host 2: That's right Conrad. They most certainly are. So without further delay, we present another hit from Commander Shepard's Favourite Album in the Galaxy by Al Yankovic, I mean Puff Daddy.
It's all about the Quarians, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Quarians, baby
It's all about the Quarians, baby
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
Yeah
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be soldiers? Warp ballers? Hunters
Wastin' time with all the vanguard smashers?
Goin' toe-to-toe with wall-to-wall Reapers?
Tossin' 'nades at the pyro flamers?
Yeah, gettin' the creds with my mad Sentry Turret kills
Debuffin' the Geth Primes for thrills
I got me a hundred Arc Grenades to spare
Tac-cloak then woosh and I'm not even there
Shootin' thru walls on the base
Always double tappin', heavy barrel on my Javelin
Sticky grenade with a proximity fuse
Tossed in da spawn and I can't ever lose
I'm down with Admiral Hackett, I call him "Stevie" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my fire support
It's all about the Quarians, what?
You've gotta be the newbist PUGie I've ever seen
You've got your Engineer painted a ghastly green
You think your Krogan Vanguard is really simple
What kinda gun you got there, an Asari Disciple?
You're usin' a Drell? Don't make me laugh
Your health lasts you what, a minute and a half?
You could pack up your whole manifest in a duffle bag
And you never stop complainin' about your "lag"
This firebase is a disaster
Meleeing with your Batarian, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey buddy, I bet you're still farming Reapers/Rio/Gold
Dyin' in the box of shame 'cos that never gets old
And puttin' 0 points in fitness when you got BSN trolled
I should do the world a favor leave you in the cold
You're just about useless as drone that's uncontrolled
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be soldiers? Warp ballers? Hunters
Wastin' time with all the vanguard smashers?
Goin' toe-to-toe with wall-to-wall Reapers?
Uh, uh, settin' up now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule the firebase and crush Collectors like I do?
They call me the king of the Incinerate
Using insendiary ammo then sling it for the detonate
My new Quarian's got the skillz, it grills
But it was nerfed before I got any kills
You say you've had your Asari for over a year?
Throw that build away, man, it sucks up to here
Your Volus is spec'd for melee? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, scoreless deadweight
My Quarian Marksman is spec'd for damage
Every Geth is tac-scanned, I'm goin' on a rampage
I beta tested every N7 challenge
Racked up all the points as I did all the damage
While your Krogan's crashin', my score is a-massin'
It get's all the points with my cryo blast smashin'
Got a Tactical Cloak bonus 200 percent high
I believe you're bleeding out, waiting for an ally
In a reaper covered world, you've got no armour
Guess what, you've died again. This time by a swamer
Your Salarian melts when you try to kill a scion
Your Geth painted pink, you tryin' to be Hawaiian?
Play with me online? Well, you know my score'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll press "y" to go and kick you
What? What? What? What? What?
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
It's all about the Quarians! (It's all about the Quarians, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be soldiers? Warp ballers? Hunters
Wastin' time with all the vanguard smashers?
Goin' toe-to-toe with wall-to-wall Reapers?
What??
Modifié par Reaganstorme, 09 janvier 2013 - 03:38 .
#65
Posté 04 janvier 2013 - 07:27
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I was thinking about adding youtube links to the original versions to all of the songs. Would this be helpful for some people?
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Posté 09 janvier 2013 - 07:41
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that just made me tear up a little.
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Posté 09 janvier 2013 - 10:13
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Host 1: And we'll take this break right here from that excellent Asari drama, Downton Monastary, to welcome you back to our showcasing of Commander Shepard's Favourite Album in the Galaxy!
Host 2: That's right, Conrad. It's time once again to delve into that catalog of hits to pluck another song that gets our favourite Commander dancing.
Host 1: Dancing, or at least wiggling in one spot on the dance floor, kind of in time to the music.
Host 2: Now Conrad, don't be too harsh on the Commander's moves. After all, the Commander does have more to do than learn about rhythm.
Host 1: ... and melody, Tim.
Host 2: Sorry?
Host 1: Rhythm <bangs on the desk> ... and Melody <goes doo do-do-de-do>
Host 2: You have a real knack for that Conrad.
Host 1: Thanks Tim! And speaking of The Knack, here they are with their classic hit:
Oh my little Blood Pack merc, my Blood Pack merc
When you gonna battle crime on Tuchanka?
Oh you make me go beserk, me go beserk
Battle rage will hold the line on Tuchanka
Never gonna stop
Got the quads
Drinking Ryncol Light
Always busting heads
Showing great feelings of delight
My My My My My Whoa
For Tuchanka!
Come a little closer huh
Will ya huh?
Close enough to Krogan head butt Tuchanka
Going down in history gets to me
Heavy melee then uppercut Tuchanka
Never gonna stop
Got the quads
Drinking Ryncol Light
Always busting heads
Showing great feelings of delight
My My My My My Whoa
For Tuchanka!
When you gonna get to me, get to me?
Is it just a matter of time Tuchanka?
Is it destiny? destiny?
Or is it just a game in M.E.3 Tuchanka?
Never gonna stop
Got the quads
Drinking Ryncol Light
Always busting heads
Showing great feelings of delight
My My My My My Whoa
For Tuchanka!
My My My My My Whoa
For Tuchanka!
Host 2: That's right, Conrad. It's time once again to delve into that catalog of hits to pluck another song that gets our favourite Commander dancing.
Host 1: Dancing, or at least wiggling in one spot on the dance floor, kind of in time to the music.
Host 2: Now Conrad, don't be too harsh on the Commander's moves. After all, the Commander does have more to do than learn about rhythm.
Host 1: ... and melody, Tim.
Host 2: Sorry?
Host 1: Rhythm <bangs on the desk> ... and Melody <goes doo do-do-de-do>
Host 2: You have a real knack for that Conrad.
Host 1: Thanks Tim! And speaking of The Knack, here they are with their classic hit:
Oh my little Blood Pack merc, my Blood Pack merc
When you gonna battle crime on Tuchanka?
Oh you make me go beserk, me go beserk
Battle rage will hold the line on Tuchanka
Never gonna stop
Got the quads
Drinking Ryncol Light
Always busting heads
Showing great feelings of delight
My My My My My Whoa
For Tuchanka!
Come a little closer huh
Will ya huh?
Close enough to Krogan head butt Tuchanka
Going down in history gets to me
Heavy melee then uppercut Tuchanka
Never gonna stop
Got the quads
Drinking Ryncol Light
Always busting heads
Showing great feelings of delight
My My My My My Whoa
For Tuchanka!
When you gonna get to me, get to me?
Is it just a matter of time Tuchanka?
Is it destiny? destiny?
Or is it just a game in M.E.3 Tuchanka?
Never gonna stop
Got the quads
Drinking Ryncol Light
Always busting heads
Showing great feelings of delight
My My My My My Whoa
For Tuchanka!
My My My My My Whoa
For Tuchanka!
Modifié par Reaganstorme, 09 janvier 2013 - 03:43 .
#68
Posté 09 janvier 2013 - 10:54
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You have that thing, you know.. what is it called.... talent?
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Posté 09 janvier 2013 - 03:46
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Stahlhammer wrote...
You have that thing, you know.. what is it called.... talent?
Are you sure it's ... talent?
Anyway, I've gone back and updated the songs with links to the youtube videos of the songs so that you can get the tunes stuck in your head as you sing along to my twisted versions.
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Posté 10 janvier 2013 - 03:29
Reaganstorme
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Bump for the morning / evening crowd.
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Posté 10 janvier 2013 - 04:57
Das Rouse
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And here is a little snippet from Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Turnaround, every now and then I look at the killfeed, you've been grabbed by a banshee
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit tired of hearing the announcer saying
Squadmate down, every now and then I get a little bit nervous at the friends I used to have, have gone by.
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified at the next PUG where everyone will die
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit restless when we gotta do an objective
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit helpless when I gotta finish the wave
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit angry when you dont wanna use your gels
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified at the next PUG where everyone will die
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit
And I need you now to revive
And I need you in the hack
And if you'll just try to survive
We'll be able to extract
I wish the Kodiak would hurry and arrive
I swear I'll exit the lobby when I get back
Turnaround, every now and then I look at the killfeed, you've been grabbed by a banshee
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit tired of hearing the announcer saying
Squadmate down, every now and then I get a little bit nervous at the friends I used to have, have gone by.
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified at the next PUG where everyone will die
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit restless when we gotta do an objective
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit helpless when I gotta finish the wave
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit angry when you dont wanna use your gels
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified at the next PUG where everyone will die
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit
And I need you now to revive
And I need you in the hack
And if you'll just try to survive
We'll be able to extract
I wish the Kodiak would hurry and arrive
I swear I'll exit the lobby when I get back
#75
Posté 10 janvier 2013 - 08:35
Blitzkrieg_33
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Oh god my sides. I completely forgot about this thread.
This one gets me every time.
Pure gold, man. 112214321/10
Host 1: Welcome back to Commander Shepard's Favourite Album in the Galaxy, where we play for you a selection of the songs the Commander likes listening to when not watching Law and Order: Special Volus Unit.
Host 2: That's right, Conrad. And what better way to celebrate these 7382 songs on this 58 disk set, than with an artist whose carrer has spanned decades.
Host 1: Did you know, Tim, that in the Citadel Council's justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups?
Host 2: Yes Conrad, I did. As I was saying, an artist who has had countless hits over the decades and ...
Host 1: [interrupting] The C-Sec agents who investigate crime ...
Host 2: ... whose style has always set the trend for those following in her wake ...
Host 1: [interrupting again] ... And the Spectre agents who eliminate the offenders.
Host 2: ... always managing to reinvent herself through each new musical era. Are you finished Conrad?
Host 1: I'm sorry Tim, I just love their stories.
Host 2: [Rolling his eyes] I know, I know! Anyway, viewer, without further interruptions I present to you ...
Host 1: Donk Donk.
Host 2: Madonna!
This one gets me every time.
Pure gold, man. 112214321/10
