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[Blarg]

 I'm adding to this.

Ziegrif wrote...

Take my love, take my land.
Take me where I cannot stand.
I don't care, I'm still free.
You can't take Tuchanka from me.

Take me out to Condor, tell them all ain't coming back.
Burn the maw and boil the seas.
You can't take Tuchanka from me.

Leave the dead, where they lay.
They'll never see another day.
Lost my plate, lost my rage.
You can't take Tuchanka from me.

I feel the Banshee reaching out.
I hear its scream without a doubt.
I still shoot and I still kill.
You can't take Tuchanka from me.

Lost my pride, lost my love.
Lost the place I could stand.
There's no place I can be.
Since I've found the garden of Eve.

And you can't take Tuchanka from me.

[DragonRacer]

josehinojos wrote...

And here is a little snippet from Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

Turnaround, every now and then I look at the killfeed, you've been grabbed by a banshee
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit tired of hearing the announcer saying
Squadmate down, every now and then I get a little bit nervous at the friends I used to have, have gone by.
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified at the next PUG where everyone will die
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit

Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit restless when we gotta do an objective
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit helpless when I gotta finish the wave
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit angry when you dont wanna use your gels
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified at the next PUG where everyone will die
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit
Turnaround noob guys, every now and then I have to rage quit

And I need you now to revive
And I need you in the hack
And if you'll just try to survive
We'll be able to extract
I wish the Kodiak would hurry and arrive
I swear I'll exit the lobby when I get back

LMFAO!

[GriM_AoD]

Ze thread... she is back!

(plotting contribution <evil laugh>)

[Reaganstorme]

Loving the contributions everyone!

Can't wait to see some more.

[Omnifarious Nef]

I have to go watch "Who's line" now. I freakin loved that show growing up.

[GriM_AoD]

 Hey, I remembered I was doing a song parody for this thread - just finished it off. It's quite late/early, so there may be some mistakes, but here you go anyway.

(Paradise City)

Take me down to the Firebase buddy
Where the foes are mean 
And my team is cruddy
Oh wont you please take me home?

Take me down to the Firebase snowy
Where where my toes will freeze
Wait, those Collectors are glowy
Oh wont you please take me home?

I'm just a soldier and I'm dead on my feet
I'm a hard case thats tough to beat
At the Firebase
Doing as I please

The objective is low on time...
Take it to the end of the line

Rags to riches
Or so they say.
You gotta keep gunnin' for the fortune and fame.
You know it's, it's all a gamble, RNG is insane

Drop rates like a capitol crime.
Everybody's wastin' their time.

Take me down to the Firebase hazy
Where the mist is green
And my scopes gone crazy
Oh wont you please take me home

Take me dow to the Firebase power
Where the squad has fun
With the Radiation shower
Take. Me. Home.

Trapped in core of this base's reactor
Why I'm here? I can't quite remember.
The squadmate says the hazard wasn't for me
It was for those guys I didn't see
Yeah, I'm not gonna believe.

Take me down to the Firebase desert
Where Geth have fun
Dat stunlock's unpleasant
Take. Me. Home

Take me down to the Firebase 'Kesh
Where the views are clear
But these bodies are fresh
Oh wont you please take me home.

Extraction is so far away
So far away
So far away
So far away

Commander Shepard's tearin' em apart
He's the badass with Tali's heart
He said "Hold the line, this hack'll be hard"
I must be losing my mind, are you blind? I've done this a million times.

Take me down to the Firebase crazy
Where the LZs swarmed
And the squad won't help meh
Take. Me. Home.

Take me down to the Firebase city
Where the rain is acid
and the buildings are sh!tty
Ohh wont you please take me home

Take me down to the Firebase Thessi
With Reapers outstide, sh!ts gonna get messy
Take. Me. Home.

Take me down the Firebase science
When I've got no team
The devices are an annoyance.
Oh wont you please take me home? Home

I want to go, I want to know
Oh, won't you please take me home?
You want to see? Don't look at me
Oh, won't you please take me home?

Take me down to a Paradise planet
Where the Geth are dead
And the girls there like-et
Dont take. Me. Home

Take me down to a Paradise City
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh please, don't you take me home

Take me down, sick of being beat down
Oh please don't you take me home
Don't you see, I'm happy here.
Oh please, don't you take me home

I want to see. Boy, all there is to see.
Oh..Oh don't take me home.

Leave me here in my Paradise city
It's being built
But the girls are pretty
Oh please, don't you take me home

Don't wanna go
Oh please don't you take me home

Modifié par GriM_AoD, 13 janvier 2013 - 04:06 .

[Swan Killer]

She's got a scream that it sounds to me
Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend, Bethany
Where everything
Was as fresh as the snow on Firebase White
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I'd stand too long
She'll probably grab me and I will cry

Oh, oh, oh
Sweet  Banshee o' mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet love of mine

She's got a warp ball of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into that mouth
And feel a tons of pain
Her ****** reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for a Cobra
Or a Combo
To quietly save me now

Oh, oh, oh
Sweet Banshee o' mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet love of mine

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet freak o' mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet love of mine

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet Banshee o' mine
Oh,
Sweet love of mine

Drone Escort
Where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Oh, oh
Where do we go?
Oh,
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Oh, (sweet Brutes)
Where do we go now?
Oh,
Where do we go now?
Oh,
Where do we go?
Oh,
Where do we go now?
Oh,
Where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Oh,
Where do we go now?
No, no, no, no, no, no
Sweet Reapers,
Sweet Banshee of mine.

Modifié par tivesz, 13 janvier 2013 - 04:09 .

[GriM_AoD]

Had a Blink182 - All the small things parody all ready, tried to fix formatting and ended up deleteing it <_<
I blame fatigue - should've had a copy saved first <_<

Might try again at some point.

Modifié par GriM_AoD, 14 janvier 2013 - 04:12 .

[Big Ben6898]

NeferiusX3 wrote...

I have to go watch "Who's line" now. I freakin loved that show growing up.

Same here.

Colin and Ryan are the voices I hear as Reaganstorme's hosts.

The call me maybe and all about the benjamins parodies were absolutely brilliant btw.

[powerkoala]

One word = BRAVO !!!!

[thatdamnlobster]

you had me hooked at I'm commander shepard''

[Reaganstorme]

GriM_AoD wrote...

Had a Blink182 - All the small things parody all ready, tried to fix formatting and ended up deleteing it [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/angry.png[/smilie]
I blame fatigue - should've had a copy saved first [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/angry.png[/smilie]

Might try again at some point.

I hate it when that happens.  Was it about Voluses?

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Big Ben6898 wrote...

Colin and Ryan are the voices I hear as Reaganstorme's hosts.

[Harbinger] Working as Intended [/Harbinger]

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Big Ben6898 wrote...
The call me maybe and all about the benjamins parodies were absolutely brilliant btw.

Thankyou!

I love the songs that have been added by everyone.  Looking forward to moar fun and frivolitys.

Modifié par Reaganstorme, 14 janvier 2013 - 07:38 .

[Reaganstorme]

Host 1: [eating from a bowl of cereal] Mmmm HM!! I love this cereal.
Host 2: ... and that's why, viewers, BSA brand Reaper Chunks, with real chocolate flavoured Brotarian Crunch pieces, is part of every complete breakfast.
Host 1: Which brings us to the final special offer for this half hour.
Host 2: That's right, Conrad.  It's once again time to share with you another gem from Commander Shepard's Favourite Album in the Galaxy.
Host 1: You know Tim, the galaxy's special forces all seem to fall into one of six categories.
Host 2: Is that right, Conrad? Only 6?
Host 1: Only 6, Tim.  And one of those always seems to get a bum rap as far as I'm concerned.
Host 2: Well I've got some good news for you then Conrad. Our next song is all about the pride of being one of those six types of special forces.
Host 1: I hope the song gives them some good rap then.
Host 2: You could say that. So here she is, Kelis, with her tasty smash hit:


[Repeat x2]
My Vanguard brings all the kills to the yard,
And my skills
Are better than yours,
Damn right they're better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the geth go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I fly,
I think its time

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Charge it up.
Lala-lalala,
The kills are waiting

My Vanguard brings all the kills to the yard,
And my skillz
Are better than yours,
Damn right they're better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see you want it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that rakes the kills,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Charge it up.
Lala-lalala,
The kills are waiting

My Vanguard brings all the kills to the yard,
And my skillz
Are better than yours,
Damn right they're better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone wants to be seduced,
You must maintain your blades,
Same time maintain your shield boost,
Just get the perfect kit,
Plus what you have within,
Then next they're in torment,
A recurrent event,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Charge it up.
Lala-lalala,
The kills are waiting

My Vanguard brings all the kills to the yard,
And my skillz
Are better than yours,
Damn right they're better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Modifié par Reaganstorme, 16 janvier 2013 - 05:06 .

[Gornok]

lmao!!

[White Flag]

 This thread is hilarious! 
 
Can I request a song? Will the real T'Soni please stand up:wizard:

[Das Rouse]

Actually I am working on Eminem's Stan ATM.

[Reaganstorme]

I am forced once again to (reluctantly) blame my friend Jimstarr for the genesis of this one, though he'll probably say that I'm the one to blame for inflicting it on you.
And he'd be right. 

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Host 1: ... and we'll return you to the 453rd season of the award winning CSI: Citadel Security Investigation shortly, but first we have an excellent offer for you!
Host 2: That's right, Conrad. Welcome once again viewer to Commander Shepard's Favourite Album in the Galaxy, full of songs that inspire our commander and countless others in their...
Host 1: [quietly] Fifty-seven.
Host 2: ... battle against; Sorry, what was that?
Host 1: Not countless, Tim. Just saying.
Host 2: [slightly flustered] ... In their battle against the Reapers.  You know Tim, I think this war is getting to you.
Host 1: And why do you think that is, Tim?  Perhaps if the Council put their full effort behind the good Commander's efforts...
Host 2: Whoa! Just, whoa there Conrad!
Host 1: It's true Tim. We've seen plenty of squads of Asari Commandos kicking Reaper butt, and even the Turian Armiger Legions getting involved in the down and dirty fighting against the Collectors. And what is the only other Council race doing to help, Tim?
Host 2: The Salarians? Why, they're in the next song Tim.
Host 1: Well alright then. Lets let them get on with it, with this pop hit by Ladyhawke:


My Salarian

Late night, waiting by the drone
Tonight waiting for a killstreak
Heartbeat drumming double time
I need one more chance to head shoot you

M-ninety-eight, Widow
Incinerate, fired up
I Decoy and I won't wait for you, yeah
No rez till I get through
‘coz I'm Gel-ing up, for you
Am I the only one who's insane

Hey I'm playing with my Salarian
And the longer I cloak the harder I'm gonna pwn
Stop playing with my Salarian
coz I'm outta my depth and outta my Medi Gel

Still here in this quiet room
Waiting for my cool down to be over
Outside watch the Drell go by
Inside time stands still as I wonder

Energy Drain, Tech Burst
Proximity Mine blows
I Decoy and I won't wait for you, yeah
No rez till I get through
‘coz I'm Gel-ing up, for you
Am I the only one who's insane

Hey I'm playing with my Salarian
And the longer I cloak the harder I'm gonna pwn
Stop playing with my Salarian
coz I'm outta my depth and outta my Medi Gel

(I Decoy and I won't wait for you, yeah)

Hey I'm playing with my Salarian
And the longer I cloak the harder I'm gonna pwn
Stop playing with my Salarian
coz I'm outta my depth and outta my Medi Gel

Hey I'm playing with my Salarian
And the longer I cloak the harder I'm gonna pwn
Stop playing with my Salarian
coz I'm outta my depth and outta my Medi Gel

Modifié par Reaganstorme, 04 février 2013 - 10:00 .

[SgtPepper667]

Thank you for necro'ing the thread, OP. How did I miss this!? Officially my favorite thread on the BSN.

[Turian Master Race]

Brilliant, keep it up!

[Schnuez1]

Yep! great!!!!!!!!

[Mabari Owns High Dragon The 2nd]

This.... Is.... Incredible! Its too bad I don't know more of this music . Might do a Parody of something by Metallica... Preferably Master of Puppets.

[me0120]

Mabari Owns High Dragon The 2nd wrote...

This.... Is.... Incredible! Its too bad I don't know more of this music . Might do a Parody of something by Metallica... Preferably Master of Puppets.

Quoted purely because your name caught my eye on the front page.

[IxMerc04]

Love the My Sharona one I nearly cried laughing at that one.

[Ronm3223]

 I would like to use my first post to commend you for these, especially the Lady Gaga one.