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[stysiaq]

Well, I was advised to post here my MC hammer remix, so here it goes.



I'll smash them (x2)
I'll smash them (Ha-ha! ha ha Ha-ha-ha) (x2)

MRAAAGH-my-my-my hammer hits them so hard, makes me thank my Clan Lord
Thank you for equipping me with the Wrench of Mayhem, the Carnage Key
Feels good when you knock a Phantom down
A fancypants lady in a ninja gown
Her bones you wanna crush
Cause this is a b***h you'll smash

I told you shiny-eyes, I'll smash them
Yeah that's my freakin' maul and you know I'll smash them
This hammer is the law here, man, I'll smash them
Why did you even send them to Tuchanka, I'll smash them

Fresh new wave and round
You got in rage now you know you wanna pound
So move out of LZ
If you don't know the drill then look at me
While I'm pawnin' the Primes
I stun them with my style, I stun them with my rhymes
like that *BAM* like that
Called on a mission, turned out it's a hack
See a flashlight, outta zone you dash
cause these are the things you smash

Yo I told you u I'll smash them
The consensus is I'll smash them
Try frying me with your lights off, yellow boy, I'll smash them


Give me a Brute
they're cute
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show
that's hyped and tight
Banshees are warpin' they clearly wanna fight
And soon they'll learn
what it's gonna take and now they gonna earn
The swings
so sweet
they wanna grab me but they might as well quit

That's word because you know
I'll smash them (MRAAAAGH-ha ha ha-HA-HA) (x2)
Bring it on
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-ha-ha-ha THEY'RE DEAD) (x2)
Stop Hammer time

Go for the eyes
(they've four) lots of headless buggy bodies piling on the floor
So wave your Hammer in the air
The hunchback is dead before it knows you're there
This is it for a winner
The crabs are there, they fools, they you're dinner
The abos are the bomb
They hug you but the head you're gonna stomp
Stomp stomp stomp yeah

I'll smash them
Look Harby, I'll smash them
Why do you even possess 'em boy,
'Cause you know I'll smashy smash them
It's me who assumes control here, bring it on
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-ha-ha-ha THEY'RE DEAD) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA) (x2)
(HA-HA-ha-ha-ha THEY'RE DEAD)
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA) I'll smash them (x3)
(For-For ha ha TU-CHA-NKA) bring it on
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-ha-ha-ha THEY'RE DEAD) (x2)
Stop Hammer time

Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
The bodies the floor you just can't count
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others rollin' builds that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the Ghost
It's Hammer go Hammer
It's a Hammer you Hammer both on and off the host

I'll smash them (MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha ha-ha ha-HA) (x2)
I'll smash them(MRRRAAAGH-ha HA-HA-HA)
Yeah u bet I'll smash them
For Tuchanka I'll smash them (MRAAAGH-ha HA-HA)
Stop whining, I'll smash them
Extract me outta here I smashed them
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha ha-ha ha-HA-HA)

Modifié par stysiaq, 04 février 2013 - 11:12 .

[stysiaq]

I'm considering writing full lyrics for "Killing me softly with elbows".

Guess what is it about.

[Turian Master Race]

stysiaq wrote...

I'm considering writing full lyrics for "Killing me softly with elbows".

Guess what is it about.

Elbows?

[Reaganstorme]

Nice.

If the latest DLC teaser pic of the Krogan with a hammer is anything to go by, then you'll soon be able to sing that while you smash them.

[Schnuez1]

bump this bro

[Mabari Owns High Dragon The 2nd]

Decided to do a Parody of Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne.. Here it is... Essentially my P.U.G. experience in a nutshell, lol.

-Crazy P.U.G.-

Crazy, your N7's low
Thousands of people need to get 'offa gold
Maybe, you're not bad
But Asari Adepts, should not be using Revenants

Banshees got me screaming
Use a rocket please
I'm going down again in this P.U.G.
I'm going down again in this P.U.G.

I've played with high ranks
I've played with some lows
I've watched them all run out
And get smacked by a Brute
That one guy ain't too bad, hes got style
Wait a sec, he just went down

Phantoms got me screaming
Use a rocket please
I'm going down again in this P.U.G.
I'm going down again in this P.U.G.

I guess I'm carrying this team again
Too bad the lag has tied my hands, yeah, yeah

*Solo*

Frustration and anger
This P.U.G. hell
Stop kissing the ground
Just use your medigel
Crazy, you got 10 rockets
Then why haven't you used one? By extraction?

Scions got me screaming
Use a rocket please
I'm going down again in this P.U.G.
I'm going down again in this P.U.G.

Modifié par Mabari Owns High Dragon The 2nd, 04 février 2013 - 09:54 .

[Blarg]

This thread still needs a parody titled "Fagnan Style".

[Mabari Owns High Dragon The 2nd]

blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...

This thread still needs a parody titled "Fagnan Style".

Thought about doing a Parody called "Geth Prime Style"... 

[DullahansXMark]

Through the Staggers and Stuns




Here, you can have this too. (Edit: instrumental version here)

- - - - -

On a cold 'base White Hazard in a time before the light
In flames of Pyro's eternal reign we 'Charge towards the fight
When your squadmates have fallen down and the Hacks are tough alright
The sound of evil stunlock falls around the 'base tonight

Fighting hard fighting on for 'chanka through the firebases evermore
The damn consensus will feel the hell platforms wasted on counters (shut up it rhymes)
On the whitest plains in geth's domain they stun us as we go
In stun and pain now once again we know

So now we 'Charge ever free, we're free before the Hunter storm
On towards the data sink our quest carries on
Far beyond the Pyros, far beyond the Rockets
Deep inside these units have no souls

So far away we wait for the shuttle
For the Cobras so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of staggerlock lost in a thousand waves
Through the staggers and the stuns we carry on

As the tenth wave is dawning and the money wave draws near
They'll raise their Drones to the heavens above, damn I'm stunned, I need a beer
Running back through the poorly-placed spawn there's a burning in my hearts
We have no cover in the damn LZ with only a FQI

In your deepest Rage see to believe our destiny this time
And endlessly we'll all be paid tonight

And on the edges of space so far beyond the Citadel
All alone and clutching the wave now the time has come
Lost my shields you'll never hear, skipped Carnage for full Rage
Day after day my krogan charge must go on

So far away we wait for the shuttle
For the Cobras so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of staggerlock lost in a thousand waves
Through the staggers and the stuns we carry on

Wrah-hah-hah! Mrwah-ho-ho! Mrwah-ho-ho! Wrah-hah-hah! Mrwah-ho-ho! Mrwah-ho-ho!

Now here we stand with 20 seconds left
We fought so hard now can we just extract?
I'll wait till 15 seconds then I'll run out the clock
For freedom from geth stunlock

So far away we wait for the shuttle
For the Cobras so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of staggerlock lost in a thousand waves
Through the staggers and the stuns we carry on

Modifié par DullahansXMark, 09 février 2013 - 03:48 .

[Reaganstorme]

OMG! 

That was frigging awesome.

[GordianKnot42]

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Modifié par GordianKnot42, 09 février 2013 - 08:57 .

[Das Rouse]

A tune from everyone's favorite monster. Lady Gaga with Paparazzi(Ardat Yakshi)


We are the screaming nightmare
We're c-coming out
Got my magnet hands on it's true
Need that split second with you
It's so magical
We'd be so fantastico

Warp balls and screams
Wall phasing glamorous
Not sure what it means
But this moment between us
It don't have a price
Ready for those instant frights
'Cause you know that baby I

I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Ardat, Ardat Yakshi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be your
Ardat, Ardat Yakshi

Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until your spine is mine
Baby you'll be furious
Chase you down until you love me
Ardat, Ardat Yakshi

I'll be your girl
Even if you say no
Targets and devices
Yeah cause you'll know
I'm staring past the other players
And I'll continue chasing you

Barriers are down
Nova dance and return
My hands are dry
Heartstopping shrieks I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
'Cause you know that baby I

I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Ardat, Ardat Yakshi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be your
Ardat, Ardat Yakshi

Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that spine is mine
Baby you'll be furious
Chase you down until you love me
Ardat, Ardat Yakshi

Real good
(We dance in the extraction zone)
Snap, snapped
(You'll never make it home)

Don't stop for anyone
Were scary but we'll still have fun!

I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Ardat, Ardat Yakshi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be your
Ardat, Ardat Yakshi

Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that spine is mine
Baby you'll be furious
Chase you down until you love me
Ardat, Ardat Yakshi

[DSxCallOfBooty-]

owenbeast wrote...

 

[Das Rouse]

Gaga bump

[Das Rouse]

This thread needs to be seen again. Bump.

[Kirrahe Airlines CEO]

I love the Bohemian Rhapsody one. Someone needs to do a geth one to the tune of GnR's Paradise City but called Stunlock city.

[Reaganstorme]

Still enjoying the fact that others are adding their own songs to this thread.

More please!

[GriM_AoD]

Credit to KrizB for giving me the idea.

No masterpiece as I didn't think it didn't take much editing, as it could easily be seen as MEMP.


Song (click me first)


A pic



Aw, aw baby, yeah, ooh yeak, huh, listen to this
Spy on me baby use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna fire, shoot me right
I'm gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you fight

Now you found the secret code
I use to wash away my lonely blues, well
So I can't deny or die cause you're the only one to make me vi(able)
you know what you are, you're a
Sexbot sexbot, you're a sexbot uh, huh
You can give it to me when I need to be revived, give it to me
Sexbot sexbot, you're my sexbot
And baby you can turn me on, baby you can turn me on
You know what you're doing to me don't you. ha ha ha,
I know you do

No don't get me wrong ain't gonna do you no harm no
This bot's made for lovin' and you can take that shotty far,
I'm your main target come and help me ignite ow
Love struck holding you tight, hold me tight darlin'

Make me explode although you know, the route to go to sex me slow, slow baby
And yes
I must react to claims of those who say that you are not all that, huh, huh, huh

Sexbot sexbot you're a sexbot
You can give it to me when I need to be revived
Sexbot sexbot, you're my sexbot
And baby you can turn me on, turn me on darlin'
Sexbot sexbot, you're my sexbot sexbot
You can give it to me when I need to be revived
Sexbot sexbot your're my sexbot
And baby you can turn me on

You can give me more and more counting up the score
Yeah
You can turn 'em upside down inside out
You can make me seem like the real deal uh uh
I can give it to 'em any time because you're mine

Ouch, sexbot, aw baby

Sexbot sexbot you're my sexbot
And you can give it to me when I need to be be revived
No, no
Sexbot sexbot you're my sexbot
And baby you can turn me, on turn me on
And baby you can turn me, can't turn me off
Baby you can turn me on turn me on
Ooh baby you can turn me, can't turn me off
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on
Well baby you can turn me on

Modifié par GriM_AoD, 13 avril 2013 - 10:10 .

[Das Rouse]

I don't care, Necro or not. This must be view by all. Enjoy the tunes.