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[Chi_Mangetsu]

@Nissun:

Try Googling "barbed penis" and wish brain bleach were actually a thing.

On Topic:

Wimmenz dowant.

[Chi_Mangetsu]

^ playable wimmenz in MP, specifically.

(Because asking for a sexy Santa EDI clone is probably expecting too much.)

[victobael]

So what has been discovered for the next dlc so far?

[Cyonan]

victobael wrote...

So what has been discovered for the next dlc so far?

Mostly just that it's probably called Reckoning.

[I_pity_the_fool]

Nissun wrote...

Uchimura wrote...

Nissun wrote...

And that's great, and all. But when you go to the Asari monastery, you find a recording of an asari commando's last words for her partner. Why couldn't we find a scenario like that on Palaven, with a male soldier talking about another male turian? You know, nothing blatant. Just little things like that. For me that would pretty much balance things out pretty well.

I thought Cortez talks to someone in the hangar about him losing his partner or something. Or it was a movie. I can't remember. I had to listen to it over and over and over again while I was looking at upgrades there.

Edit: 

I suppose you could lump it in with the Cortez romance, but you also hear it on Femshep's playthrough. This should count for something..

Counts as throwing a bone to the other half for a change. Although I'm not a big fan of the "dead partner" narrative Thane and Cortez share, but that's another story. Both Cortez and Traynor were excellent additions, in my opinion, but a shame they didn't happen sooner.

But that is precisely my point, and I'm not sure you understand this: they are completely, fully, 100% casual and comfortable with lesbians. Yet there are only 2 male characters that are gay or bi, and they only show up for the third act.
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Hell, we have literally only seen one female turian in the entire trilogy, but have we encountered any passing, vague mention or hint at male homosexuality among Turians? If we have, please point it out to me, because I didn't see it. And it would have been great to have some, considering that they DID point out Nyreen's sexuality without a problem.

According to some people on this forum - social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/4770715/1

[upinya slayin]

DragonRacer wrote...

Stardusk wrote...

Nissun wrote...

jaydubs67 wrote...

Nissun wrote...

It would mean a lot on bioware's part to give a small spotlight to a female character that doesn't wear vacuum-sealed latex or a chestplate with boobs carved on it for a change (*notable exception goes to the female human soldier, of course).

Female novaguard uses the same model.  Also, N7 Demolisher rocks fatigues.  

True, I forgot to mention the Demolisher, and I think the novaguard should be implied, since they are the same model. The Demolisher wears a sensible uniform, which is something really great.

Kenadian wrote...

The only females with riduclously forming armour are the Asaris.

You have never noticed the amount of detail that went into Quarian female's butts? Because it's pretty damn hard to miss.

The Fury's butt is also clearly visible. So is the Shadow's. The default human female armors are not that bad in that regard, actually, but you still got boobplates.

What is the issue with female butts? I really don't get it.

Only butt that really bothers me is Miranda's in SP. And it doesn't so much bother me as it just makes me shake my head. Especially that one scene in her office in ME2 where all I wanted to do was go talk to her, and suddenly 3/4 of my entire screen gets filled with her giant latex-covered butt while she leans forward provactively against the back of a chair or table or something. I actually had tears coming out of my eyes laughing so hard at that. It was ridiculous. I mean, Holy Christ, that was beyond ridiculous.

[xBUMMx]

I don't see why everyone is asking for an EDI lookalike. I really don't even think she looks good at all. EDI was cool and all, and definantly part of my crew, but I personally think she should have stayed the way she was. The idea to give her a body was just, saddening in my opinion, and more of a catering to horny guys than the Asari ever were.

[Locutus_of_BORG]

Hafoc wrote...

Locutus_of_BORG wrote...

^Not all Asari are hot...

That's all I got.

I find the justicar's assless chaps rather, unsettling. I wonder if that's because she's in her matriarch years and her body is starting to sag.

Yeah, speaking of the chaps, her face needs some aveeno or olay* or what ever it is women use. Looks like her face is about to flake off.


*Is it called bio oil?? Fixes extreme wrinkles too.

Modifié par Locutus_of_BORG, 21 décembre 2012 - 09:37 .

[victobael]

Cyonan wrote...

victobael wrote...

So what has been discovered for the next dlc so far?

Mostly just that it's probably called Reckoning.

Its a start

[jonluke93]

I honestly thought retaliation would be the last glad I have at least one more to look forward to.

[Chi_Mangetsu]

@xBUMMx:

For why a cybernetic VI, I think your name says all that needs to be said. Besides, she already looked like a floating talking vagina, so I'm not sure what the problem is.

[xBUMMx]

Chi_Mangetsu wrote...

@xBUMMx:

For why a cybernetic VI, I think your name says all that needs to be said. Besides, she already looked like a floating talking vagina, so I'm not sure what the problem is.

I more meant the fact that she was just your ship and data miner. My head doesn't really make everything look sexual. To me, the old bulb thing was just a holographic representation that gave people something to focus on. And they could have taken the hologram thing a lot further, or even too far *cough* cortana *cough*.

[Chi_Mangetsu]

@xBUMMx:

"Great, now you look more like a sex not than a sex toy." - Jack to EDI

[Chi_Mangetsu]

*bot (I hate autocorrect.)

Also it would be a good counterpoint to the very masculine geth.

[Xaijin]

xBUMMx wrote...

I don't see why everyone is asking for an EDI lookalike. I really don't even think she looks good at all. EDI was cool and all, and definantly part of my crew, but I personally think she should have stayed the way she was. The idea to give her a body was just, saddening in my opinion, and more of a catering to horny guys than the Asari ever were.

So I guess the concept of fetish porn eludes you?

[Xaijin]

Uchimura wrote...

Just because there's some perverted alien butt cult about it, doesn't mean the artists went out of their way to showcase it.

So I guess you've never actually played Mass Effect then?

The games first plot centric mission after the intro gives you a lap dance.

Modifié par Xaijin, 21 décembre 2012 - 10:12 .

[Uchimura]

Xaijin wrote...

Uchimura wrote...

Just because there's some perverted alien butt cult about it, doesn't mean the artists went out of their way to showcase it.

So I guess you've never actually played Mass Effect then?

The games first plot centric mission after the intro gives you a lap dance.

I'm talking about the Quarian. Of course there are plenty other examples of sex in the game.

[IllusiveManJr]

I want to believe.

[Red Panda]

Xaijin wrote...

Uchimura wrote...

Just because there's some perverted alien butt cult about it, doesn't mean the artists went out of their way to showcase it.

So I guess you've never actually played Mass Effect then?

The games first plot centric mission after the intro gives you a lap dance.

If you hit (action button) to sit.

[Nissun]

Stardusk wrote...

Nissun wrote...

Chi_Mangetsu wrote...

@Nissun: prospect of spiky penis is somewhat ...problematic.

No species has spiky penises. Well, maybe the Vorcha.




PS: We should really not derail the thread any further, guys.

Some insects have spiky penes.

I was talking about the mass effect species. There is no official information about it, so you guys can pull whatever facts you like out of your collective asses.

[Chi_Mangetsu]

Spiky protrusions around collar, around face and elbows and ankles... it's not a hard leap to go from those features to barbed penis. Just sayin.

[shepskisaac]

EDIT: the answer was already posted on previous page ;P

Modifié par IsaacShep, 22 décembre 2012 - 12:44 .

[DJ Airsurfer]

what is this I don't even

[Chi_Mangetsu]

DJ Airsurfer wrote...

what is this I don't even

This is truth.

[Ziegrif]

I wish I could have had glasses on my man/Fem Shep in SP.
It feels kinda weird not having glasses...