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[Nigermessor]

I find Dragonage (apart for being very splatter sometimes...ok, always) really funny in some way.
The various characters, how they get along togheter (you just need to think about the comment Morrigan told once she listened to Leliana s "vision").
The most hylarios scene is (or so I thought) when Sten interacts with the dog, and the two of them roar against each other.
I could not stop laughing to tears

[Stabby McGoodstab]

Have you licked a lamppost in winter?

[termokanden]

1. The comment about having a fist to share your face. Came completely out of the blue and out of character. Funny as hell.



2. Leliana talking to Dog, the one where she thinks his intelligence is almost human. I really did think she was talking to me. To make matters worse, I was playing an elf, and that really does seem like something they would say to an elf in the game.

[-Conspirator]

Sandal standing in a horde of dead darkspawn answering "ENCHANTMENT!" when you ask him what happened.

[Bratinov]

He's not mangyyy.



Pigeon crap.



All party banter is priceless.

[Melissa Cousland]

-Conspirator wrote...
Sandal standing in a horde of dead darkspawn answering "ENCHANTMENT!" when you ask him what happened.

Yeah, and the subsequent ringing of the bell when you ask him whether he has anything on sale from his father's shop.

[Beerfish]

The look of the bar patrons in the redcliffe inn if you kiss the red head waitress. That one was not only very well done but caught me so off guard I laughed quite a bit and of course had to repeat the kiss a few more times to see their reaction again.



Some of the fort drakkon rescue scenarios were pretty good as well.

[Demonic Spoon]

Oghren asking Leilana what they wore at the Changry and her not realizing -why- he was asking or the point he was getting at.

[Guess1]

I found Morrigan's comment about the circle tower looking like a giant phallus quite unexpected and humorous.

[SusanStoHelit]

I liked Wynne telling Alistair where babies come from after we were 'intimate'.



And Leliana and Morrigan asking me about his 'perfomance'.

[ijmorris]

Most priceless for me was the "fist to share your face" dialogue option and the "you want me impregnate morrigan as part of some magical sex rite??!!" comment...

[CptPatch]

The funniest things I've seen are, I believe, a result of glitch.



I've had two Romance sequences come up where my Hero is sharing another's tent. The Romantic interest is there, wearing just their undies, and then in comes my Hero WEARING FULL PLATE ARMOR! The actions between the two until the lights go out is hilarious!



I tried to take a screenshot the second time it happened. (I was too busy laughing the first time to think about doing that.) However, for some reason, the second time when I _did_ take screenshots, the screenshots rendered out as just black screens. (I wonder if that was deliberate on BioWare's part?)

[Rhinna]

Absolute favorite quote of all time - Conversation between Shale and Zev(they were talking about nookie..or lack of):

Shale: "Well, we are slaves to whoever holds our control rod"

Zevran: "Funny, it works the same way for us!"

rofl still makes me smile :-) That and...after inviting Zev into my tent....
"Arrrrrr! Pirate Zevran reporting for duty! Prepare to be boarded!!"

Modifié par Rhinna, 07 janvier 2010 - 02:15 .

[TUHD]

Morrigan, Alistair & Dog's exchange(s) at the start of Lothering...



Can't recall them exactly, but everytime makes me chuckle.



(As a matter of fact, the most party exchanges are hilarious)

[Jack-Nader]

Zeveran + wynn's bosom conversation is the funniest exchange i've encountered.

[MiSsSmOkEy20]

I thought Alistair and Shales "Do you feel pain" convo was really funny. Loved the moaning/screaming.

[Melissa Cousland]

On my second playthrough I got all serious about getting everyone's backstories in camp, but Oghren was delirious. Not being able to talk to him and him falling over drunk instead just cracked me up. Also his personal quest is quite funny.

[-Conspirator]

God, Oghren is hilarious.



"Hey Warden, gotta hear this one... This human, walks into a tavern *laughs*" "Go on!" "And there was this elf! *laughs and laughs and falls over*"

[Bearbellow]

Oghren: Cloves! By the stone, you're a lady after my own heart. if I weren't buckled into this armor, I'd take you round the corner and... well, you know.

Wynne: Give me more ale?

[SusanStoHelit]

CptPatch wrote...

I've had two Romance sequences come up where my Hero is sharing another's tent. The Romantic interest is there, wearing just their undies, and then in comes my Hero WEARING FULL PLATE ARMOR! The actions between the two until the lights go out is hilarious!

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Modifié par SusanStoHelit, 07 janvier 2010 - 12:20 .

[Recon101]

Minor Dialogue Spoilers

Oghren: Sooo, you and the warden huh? Heh heh hey!
Morrigan: Is there a question forthcoming or is it your intention merely to drool and leer?
Og: Heh I stick with the classics! Hunh hunh. Sooo you and the warden eh? heh heh heh.

Gotta love Ogie.

Shale: Well waiting for intelligence from humans is a fools errand.
Sten: In my homeland we have a species, I think you call them monkeys. They are stupid creatures, they chatter incessantly when frightened and fling their own feces.
Shale: That is an excellent analogy! I wonder if they are related.....?

Heeyyyy!

P.C.: Get bye?..., you're a criminal!
Bandit: You're right! I'm am a criminal, I admit it! I apol-o-gize!!!

But it's the voicework that makes it shine. Just perfect.

Thanks op, needed a yuk while I wait impatiently for Ost. and the alleged patch.

Modifié par Recon101, 07 janvier 2010 - 04:15 .

[Javanaut]

"Jade...carved and polished into the shape of a large...Oh! I see. Well... that's just rude." - Wynne

[tetracycloide]

Every conversation between morrigan and alistair is pretty good but the first one in the wilds is probably my favorite. Well, that and his reaction to my character stating flatly she wished to take him back to his tent and ravish him. And then there was that scene at the blacksmith were he uses that 'oh, uncle fred's in the room but i'm still talking about him anyway' voice when he comments on owen's drinking. Alistair is such an awesome companion to have around, maybe even better than shale (yeah, i said it!).

[mondotomhead]

In the big fight with the golems to get the anvil, every time I clicked on Oghren he burped.

[Shakira42]

Bearbellow wrote...

Oghren: Cloves! By the stone, you're a lady after my own heart. if I weren't buckled into this armor, I'd take you round the corner and... well, you know.

Wynne: Give me more ale?

This. And shortly before this (can't remember exactly) he talks about doing something with her, she remarks that she guesses she should be flattered, and he says something like "Whatever gets ya goin'. "