Oh, and the town criers in Orzamar! How could I have forgotten those two.
Funniest moment?
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#27
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 05:46
Zafireria
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I have some favorite as well, usually Alistair is always funny, lol.
Alistair: Here, look at this. Do you know what it is?
Warden: Your new weapon of choice?
Alistair: Yes, that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!
Alistair "You want me impregnate Morrigan as part of some magical sex rite??!!" I went like "lolz"
Even the one where I said "I am not going to lie, it will produce a child"
He went like "WHAT?!?!"
And the one where Alistair is told where babies comes from xD
Alistair "I've got this nefarious plan to go around to each of them, and secretly tell them all the nasty things you said. That way they'll mutiny, and I shall become the group leader! (evil laugh)"
Female Warden: You flatter me.
Alistair: That's what I'm here for. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it. <-- Funny I wasn't sure if that was a complement or an insult. I went like "Haha.... Wait... was that meant as a complement or an insult? :blink:"
This line I sadly never encounter in my playthrough I found it on the net, but I made me smile and laugh a little.
Alistair: Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat who swallowed the pigeon.
Wynne: Canary.
Alistair: What?
Wynne: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
Alistair: I once had a very large cat, but that's not my point. My point is why are you smirking?
Wynne: (Chuckles) You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were...enraptured.
Alistair: She's our leader. I look to her for guidance.
Wynne: Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips hmm?
Alistair: No no no, I wasn't looking at...you know her...hind-quarters
Wynne: Certainly.
Alistair: I gazed...glanced, in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring...or really seeing anything even.
Wynne: Of course.
Alistair: I hate you. You're a bad person.
and the "Ah there it is, Werewolf City, kinda like flea heaven, isn't it?" - Alistair. Which i never encounted either in my game.
All in all I have a lot of funny moments, and I have only completed the game ones, I bet more funny moments will come up in other playthroughs.
Alistair: Here, look at this. Do you know what it is?
Warden: Your new weapon of choice?
Alistair: Yes, that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!
Alistair "You want me impregnate Morrigan as part of some magical sex rite??!!" I went like "lolz"
Even the one where I said "I am not going to lie, it will produce a child"
He went like "WHAT?!?!"
And the one where Alistair is told where babies comes from xD
Alistair "I've got this nefarious plan to go around to each of them, and secretly tell them all the nasty things you said. That way they'll mutiny, and I shall become the group leader! (evil laugh)"
Female Warden: You flatter me.
Alistair: That's what I'm here for. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it. <-- Funny I wasn't sure if that was a complement or an insult. I went like "Haha.... Wait... was that meant as a complement or an insult? :blink:"
This line I sadly never encounter in my playthrough I found it on the net, but I made me smile and laugh a little.
Alistair: Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat who swallowed the pigeon.
Wynne: Canary.
Alistair: What?
Wynne: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
Alistair: I once had a very large cat, but that's not my point. My point is why are you smirking?
Wynne: (Chuckles) You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were...enraptured.
Alistair: She's our leader. I look to her for guidance.
Wynne: Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips hmm?
Alistair: No no no, I wasn't looking at...you know her...hind-quarters
Wynne: Certainly.
Alistair: I gazed...glanced, in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring...or really seeing anything even.
Wynne: Of course.
Alistair: I hate you. You're a bad person.
and the "Ah there it is, Werewolf City, kinda like flea heaven, isn't it?" - Alistair. Which i never encounted either in my game.
All in all I have a lot of funny moments, and I have only completed the game ones, I bet more funny moments will come up in other playthroughs.
#28
Posté 07 janvier 2010 - 07:16
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All my favorites are boosted by the excellent voicework.
Some are funny entirely because of the great acting:
Some are made better because of the acting:
And some are funny even to read, but they're that much better to hear:
The acting is over-the-top when it needs to be, as with Oghren above, and it's wonderfully subtle when appropriate. When Sergeant Kylon talks about the burden of commanding sons of nobles, he speaks with both irony and resignation:
"If I asked my men to apprehend you, they'd all run and cry big, sobby tears in their courtesan's bosoms and leave me all alone to be skewered."
Edit: I just found a bit more of his excellent dialog at RPG Codex. Sergeant Kylon is my favorite minor NPC:
Sergeant Kylon: If I send my boys in, someone might get -- Maker forbid -- hurt. And I'll have to explain to their noble fathers that being a guard is actually dangerous.
PC: What do you need me to do?
Sergeant Kylon: "Beat down any mercenaries that are out-of-line and send them a message.
I said beat down, not kill. Let me make that really clear. Not on fire, or exploded, or Maker knows whatever type of grisly death you can dream up.
Sorry... used to giving orders to my boys. Just leave them breathing, and I'll be happy."
Some are funny entirely because of the great acting:
-Conspirator wrote...
Oghren: "Hey Warden, gotta hear this one... This human, walks into a tavern *laughs*" "Go on!" "And there was this elf! *laughs and laughs and falls over*"
Some are made better because of the acting:
Stabby McGoodstab wrote...
Have you licked a lamppost in winter?
And some are funny even to read, but they're that much better to hear:
Recon101 wrote...
Oghren: Sooo, you and the warden huh? Heh heh hey!
Morrigan: Is there a question forthcoming or is it your intention merely to drool and leer?
Og: Heh I stick with the classics! Hunh hunh. Sooo you and the warden eh? heh heh heh.
The acting is over-the-top when it needs to be, as with Oghren above, and it's wonderfully subtle when appropriate. When Sergeant Kylon talks about the burden of commanding sons of nobles, he speaks with both irony and resignation:
"If I asked my men to apprehend you, they'd all run and cry big, sobby tears in their courtesan's bosoms and leave me all alone to be skewered."
Edit: I just found a bit more of his excellent dialog at RPG Codex. Sergeant Kylon is my favorite minor NPC:
Sergeant Kylon: If I send my boys in, someone might get -- Maker forbid -- hurt. And I'll have to explain to their noble fathers that being a guard is actually dangerous.
PC: What do you need me to do?
Sergeant Kylon: "Beat down any mercenaries that are out-of-line and send them a message.
I said beat down, not kill. Let me make that really clear. Not on fire, or exploded, or Maker knows whatever type of grisly death you can dream up.
Sorry... used to giving orders to my boys. Just leave them breathing, and I'll be happy."
Modifié par CBGB, 07 janvier 2010 - 07:25 .
